Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

indigo girls did it for me

damn is really this mattel’s first live action feature film since masters of the universe bombed

can't believe you're forgetting max steel

The bit I laughed at most is Ken mugging behind his mug shot (and his mug shot saying 'AND KEN'), but I really have some hopes for Kate McKinnon as weird Barbie with the pen marks and the chopped hair.

feel like i've seen more references to this movie, which is not out yet, than any in years and years

i mean i'm not gonna go see it, but the marketing, even accidentally, has been impressive

really hope it's awful

"Why do people say they like things? We may never know."

Allegedly Barbie's advanced ticket sales signal an $80-100M opening weekend, compared to $50M for Oppenheimer

First reactions?

...would be expect in about a week, when it opens

*expected

we call barbs from mookie "barbies"

The usual dubiously ott reactions are out. Lotta talk of costumes, sets and Gosling.

when will they issue their warning about the onscreen colors and dance scenes being so flashy that people prone to seizures should be cautious about attending?

Initially I couldn't really give two shits about this movie, but after seeing how big mad it makes some people I hope this makes a gazillion dollars.

I hope it makes 100x as much money as Oppenheimer

otm

lol both screenings are on the same night

how big mad it makes some people

Barbie purists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNWoa0f9x0

i had one of the cassettes! and the Barbie & The Rockers Barbie!

:D

I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Report your last known
You're in the blast zone

You have to see Oppenheimer first. This is because Barbie lives in the world that Oppenheimer built.

— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) July 10, 2023

It's a good line and I hope her social media manager gets a bonus

The second season of the L.A. Made podcast is about the history of Barbie, as told by those who were there. It's fascinating.

https://letterboxd.com/journal/the-official-barbie-watchlist-greta-gerwig/

She has great taste!

Well, screening's on Monday. Good luck, America.

My sister im law the other day was talking about all the great things she's heard about it, and I let her know that functionally no one has seen it yet, so three cheers for marketing.

https://time.com/6294427/barbenheimer-future-of-movies-barbie-oppenheimer/

Thanks. I don’t know what I.P. means in this context.

Not a long time ago these movies would have opnened on the July 4th weekend. Late July was always the dumping ground for bombs and quickie comedies for bored teenagers.

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The Russos do the same namedropping shit with their Marvel movies. Thus, a Captain America movie becomes The Parallax View.

ok but greta gerwig has made two excellent movies

Yeah, also it's just a very different thing: conspiracy films depend on a certain amount of political sophistication that The Winter Soldier clearly does not have, Gerwig is for the most part listing a bunch of great frothy spectacles as inspiration for her own big frothy spectacle. It might very well turn out to not be very good but the references are coherent.

https://i.imgur.com/aN8HYb5.gif

https://i.imgur.com/Frn8rdm.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfQVZHmArA

apparently gerwig's next project as writer/director after this is 'at least two' narnia films, which seems like an incredibly bizarre move - why would anyone want gerwig to do that? why would she want to do that? how could she possibly make that actually compelling?

*raises hand*

I can imagine a good Narnia series directed by Gerwig but I confess I can also imagine her getting swallowed up by franchise considerations. Anyway I'm guessing Barbie box office might determine if this becomes anything more than a vague project.

I will happily see Barbie, but confess that Gerwig getting tied up in Narnia bums me out.

they don't tie people up in Narnia, their punishments are far weirder

has a good director ever truly elevated one of these franchise movies? maybe Cuaron's Potter entry, though I'll never rewatch it to check. I'm probably forgetting something obvious though. Agree with the general ugh at this idea, though I'm not a gerwig stan

Not a long time ago these movies would have opnened on the July 4th weekend. Late July was always the dumping ground for bombs and quickie comedies for bored teenagers.

― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Friday, July 14, 2023 10:17 AM (yesterday)

I can't tell if this post was joking or not (Oppenheimer = bombs; Barbie = the rest)

no, I was being serious. "Big" films opened before July 4, or even Memorial Day.

That still happens. This year the Little Mermaid opened on Memorial Day weekend and Indiana Jones opened the weekend before July 4.

my vague memory is the cuaron potter was the best one, certainly elevated beyond the others, but i have no desire to revisit it even ignoring rowling's descent into reaction, and was it really something that anyone wanted or needed anyway?

The Raimi Spider-Mans certainly benefit from his direction, though I guess jury's out on whether "a Sam Raimi film" is something more elevated than "a Spider-Man film". They also already seem to hail from a very different era in terms of the creative control a director gets when doing a franchise film, but otoh Narnia ain't exactly the hottest property and I could imagine Gerwig getting some leeway.

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yeah, that's a good point. even though it was better than the rest, I would much rather have had AC try his own take on english fantasy. it's been said before, but it is depressing contemplating a good director getting sucked into these big-budget studio production, they can't help but be compromised imo (as Daniel just said)

Raimi an interesting case. Young me would probably want to mention Burton's Batman films, but I don't actually think he's a good director now lol

batman returns is still great