Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

I for one can't wait for an unironically titled The Coke Movie.

I assume it will be the sequel to Scarface

the barbie movie looks fun and cute! (crowd cheers) but it's based on intellectual property (crowd boos) but it might be feminist! (crowd cheers) but it is a movie based on toys (crowd boos) but there might be queer subtext! (crowd cheers) but dolls are for children (crowd boos)

— lauren (@NotABigJerk) May 26, 2023

Does it come with frozen yogurt

yes but

not directed at anyone specific
but can i just say it drives me fucking nuts the way ~the culture in general~ gets so insanely granular over **a goddamn trailer**

my thoughts:
it looks like it might be fun!
i might see this movie!
THE END

^^^

also I keep cracking up at the exchange in the earlier trailer where Ken says he wants to come over and Barbie says "and do what?" and he says "I'm... not exactly sure"

I think an obvious comparison would be to GI Joe, which started as an action figure toy and then led to 3 feature films.

Having a thread for a movie before we have a movie to discuss naturally leads to discussions not informed by watching the movie. A long series of posts all saying "looks fun, might see" would be not much fun. At least this way we'll remember where to discuss the movie when it's released.

xpost I will see your GI Joe and raise you a Transformers (with 7+ feature films).

Good one, I'm out. I probably won't "see" any of those but the Barbie movie ;)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_on_toys#Live-action_films_based_on_toys

damn is really this mattel’s first live action feature film since masters of the universe bombed

Would take you a while to get back in the game after a failure like that.

theres a reason theyre not called mattew

also I keep cracking up at the exchange in the earlier trailer where Ken says he wants to come over and Barbie says "and do what?" and he says "I'm... not exactly sure"

― broken breakbeat (sleeve), Friday, May 26, 2023 3:58 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This moment in the trailer was the moment when I was sure I need to watch the movie, tbrr

for real

indigo girls did it for me

damn is really this mattel’s first live action feature film since masters of the universe bombed

can't believe you're forgetting max steel

The bit I laughed at most is Ken mugging behind his mug shot (and his mug shot saying 'AND KEN'), but I really have some hopes for Kate McKinnon as weird Barbie with the pen marks and the chopped hair.

feel like i've seen more references to this movie, which is not out yet, than any in years and years

i mean i'm not gonna go see it, but the marketing, even accidentally, has been impressive

really hope it's awful

"Why do people say they like things? We may never know."

Allegedly Barbie's advanced ticket sales signal an $80-100M opening weekend, compared to $50M for Oppenheimer

First reactions?

...would be expect in about a week, when it opens

*expected

we call barbs from mookie "barbies"

The usual dubiously ott reactions are out. Lotta talk of costumes, sets and Gosling.

when will they issue their warning about the onscreen colors and dance scenes being so flashy that people prone to seizures should be cautious about attending?

Initially I couldn't really give two shits about this movie, but after seeing how big mad it makes some people I hope this makes a gazillion dollars.

I hope it makes 100x as much money as Oppenheimer

otm

lol both screenings are on the same night

how big mad it makes some people

Barbie purists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNWoa0f9x0

i had one of the cassettes! and the Barbie & The Rockers Barbie!

:D

I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Report your last known
You're in the blast zone

You have to see Oppenheimer first. This is because Barbie lives in the world that Oppenheimer built.

— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) July 10, 2023

It's a good line and I hope her social media manager gets a bonus

The second season of the L.A. Made podcast is about the history of Barbie, as told by those who were there. It's fascinating.

https://letterboxd.com/journal/the-official-barbie-watchlist-greta-gerwig/

She has great taste!

Well, screening's on Monday. Good luck, America.

My sister im law the other day was talking about all the great things she's heard about it, and I let her know that functionally no one has seen it yet, so three cheers for marketing.

https://time.com/6294427/barbenheimer-future-of-movies-barbie-oppenheimer/

Thanks. I don’t know what I.P. means in this context.

Not a long time ago these movies would have opnened on the July 4th weekend. Late July was always the dumping ground for bombs and quickie comedies for bored teenagers.

xp Freely

The Russos do the same namedropping shit with their Marvel movies. Thus, a Captain America movie becomes The Parallax View.

ok but greta gerwig has made two excellent movies