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plus they may be cops

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 26 May 2023 17:36 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

No one may ever get the chance to make pizza on that stupid dashboard, because it's barely a car or truck: "Leaked Tesla report shows Cybertruck had basic design flaws.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 12 June 2023 09:13 (eleven months ago) link

six months pass...

time to load my tree into my new vehicle and carry it triumphantly home through the snow

Cybertruck struggles to get up a small, slippery hill while carrying a Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/H13KMzA59W

— 🎄 Blue Tesla 🎄 (@BlueTeslaEV) December 12, 2023

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 14:05 (five months ago) link

Canyonero!

I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere before, but I just realized that the Cybertruck reminds me of Danger Mouse's car, the Mach III

https://occ-0-2794-2219.1.nflxso.net/dnm/api/v6/9pS1daC2n6UGc3dUogvWIPMR_OU/AAAABb_28aFggX22mGKbCVkJv8XTbadAvyhGJ-a8NPPEcp_Y-TFqt5K1ajqXOkmV9rkX_ewN89kUx5wyxfcJgOVnVtxLLFVUNHjl-nL9yHKSw5SBRscBU2s8j7Rq.jpg?r=dee

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r8iGirYfejw/hqdefault.jpg

peace, man, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 14:14 (five months ago) link

Not only is that Tesla Truck struggling, it appears to be struggling even while being winched. Which is to say, rescued.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 14:40 (five months ago) link

I hate to give them any credit, but off-road wheels aren't the same as hauling junk on roadways wheels

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 15:04 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQx3_aCWQsU

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:45 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Oof:

Shares in Tesla plunged as much as 11% after the market opened Thursday, wiping $73 billion off the company’s market value hours after it warned of slowing growth in electric car sales and an existential threat from Chinese rivals.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:47 (three months ago) link

lol none of that is news, what is up with investors

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:50 (three months ago) link

I don't follow this stuff that closely, outside of passive schadenfreude, but I guess there was just an earnings presentation with bad news. Bad news always hits worse when it's coming from the actual company.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:52 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://wapo.st/3UD1Iu2

ya so i ride my road bike on this relatively short, narrow, very winding, very very rich road probably 2 maybe 4 times a year in summer. i use a road, witter, that turns off this road about half a mile before the crash location. it's a lovely spot and nowhere to drunk drive or autopilot. because you know what? you belong in jail.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 17:49 (three months ago) link

Current WaPo headline:

A Tesla employee often used Full Self-Driving. He died in a fiery crash.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/

(Spoiler alert: he was also drunk, which probably didn't help things.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:16 (three months ago) link

but i…

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 00:10 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

Unsurprisingly, the head of HR is gone
https://www.carscoops.com/2024/05/tesla-exodus-continues-as-top-hr-exec-leaves-after-brutal-job-cuts/

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:05 (one week ago) link

our upstairs renter used to be there, I am so glad he escaped

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:31 (one week ago) link


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