Deal breakers

I remember one time in college I went to a little outdoor eating place to see a friend and meet his friends. Some girl almost immediately told me that facial hair and unkempt finger nails is an automatic turnoff for her. "nice to meet you too (weirdo)"

trim your nails ffs

shave your beard ffs

i... don't have one.

so you caved in did you

whoops i meant to type 'vegetarian who only eats meat replacement foods and not actual vegetables' but got itchy on the trigger finger

I'd ask if you were dating my roommate except she only goes for girls. EAT VEGETABLES. IT'S SUMMER, FFS.

LORAX IS BACK BABBIES

(in replay to my story) - It was just weird how this person spouted out these deal breakers from seemingly nowhere. It was like she was telling me "no dice" when I hadn't even talked to her let alone hit on her. And it's not like my nails or van dyke were in bad (let alone mediocre) shape either. But "that's a deal breaker" (30 rock reference for my homies)

"tats," "tatted up" etc.

You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?

"Why doesn't this music have any words?"

Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!

Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.

To quote achewood, church-faced retards

This thread is GOOD TIMES.

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

lol^

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.

but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.

(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)

Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

dogg,

Lmoa

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

bubble meth

fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater

favorite MBV album is Loveless

https://twitter.com/osutein/status/667433992308834304

Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.

^deal breaker

(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)

Is above just fuckin frying an egg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bejzwPFZL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

only acceptable dinner chez deems:

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg

Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf

fuckin flip that egg over jesus

Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle

thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres

where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get

has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu

has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice

likes dank memes

attending for-profit schools

cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them