They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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Yeah, the second AvP film was basically that. I'm one of the only people on earth who thought it was decent (if deeply flawed). But you should probably go with the consensus opinion that it's a cinematic unflushed toilet.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:22 (ten months ago) link

= better than prometheus :D

mark s, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:23 (ten months ago) link

i’m going to invite you all to a double feature of Solo and Prometheus and explain in a very irritating voice exactly why each one is good, while we’re watching it

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:27 (ten months ago) link

I never saw "Solo," but if it went the way of "Willow" on Disney+, would anyone notice?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:32 (ten months ago) link

Well I'd have to find something else to do at 11pm every night of the week

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:35 (ten months ago) link

You could watch "Free Solo," alone, while drinking beer from a red Solo cup.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:40 (ten months ago) link

Still impressed that stupid Prometheus was basically the exact same plot as stupid Alien vs Predator, just with alien planet instead of Antarctica, and weird playdo men instead of Predators. Otherwise all the same (alien temple, messianic Weyland, fuckwit scientists, weirdly invulnerable female lead, etc).

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 May 2023 01:12 (ten months ago) link

this fathead futzing around with origin stories and metaphysics when we could STILL HAVE THIS

The full-grown aliens were originally going to be transparent and their heads full of maggots. This was too hard to pull off though. And, originally, the alien Giger designed had eyes. He asked for the eyes to be removed when the effects team started building it.

26/38 pic.twitter.com/j2LzIQ9E2Z

— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) May 25, 2023

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:48 (ten months ago) link

original is 44 today, and this thread is grebt: i wanna see the robert altman version

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:49 (ten months ago) link

Alternately, Tarkovsky.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:17 (ten months ago) link

Alien with eyes definitely paved the way for his ELP cover:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/ELP_-_Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg/220px-ELP_-_Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:29 (ten months ago) link

This cover was from 1974, though!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:59 (ten months ago) link

Oh shit, so ELP invented the alien!

I may have been thinking of the Debbie Harry album.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:06 (ten months ago) link

Hahaha

The Alien was spawned on Love Beach.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:07 (ten months ago) link

they used the skull/eye socket version in alien: resurrection! pretty well, imo. the scene where the more-human alien is sniffing ripley/mom is creepy

mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 04:36 (ten months ago) link

There’s a TV series of Alien being (verrrrrrrry slowly) made, which caused a pause on any idiotic film projects for the moment.

There's a film, directed by Fede Alvarez, shooting as we speak. From the little info there is about it, it does sound like a Prey-style b-movie take

Number None, Friday, 26 May 2023 10:30 (ten months ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2edS2FlrK4

MaresNest, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:56 (six months ago) link


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