The Front Bottoms.
― husked, tonal wails (irrational), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:00 (ten months ago) link
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly
I always liked this name, it reminds me of text adventures.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:10 (ten months ago) link
i thought it was an intentional reference! particularly since the name is I think "get cape. wear cape. fly."
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:19 (ten months ago) link
Drink potion
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:20 (ten months ago) link
Oh yeah, I think it probably is intentional, I just wasn't sure so didn't want to assert it as fact.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:23 (ten months ago) link
tbh this reminds me that I've always struggled to come up with an apt comparison to "Car Seat Headrest". It's such a perfectly maximized trio of mundane, arbitrary and clunky. The perfect worst band name ever. Like naming your band Bottom Left Cabinet Hinge or something else from a random page of a product manual.
― Evan, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:29 (two years ago) link
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:29 (ten months ago) link
Gay witch Abortion
― ian, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:35 (ten months ago) link
Just "Gay Witch" would be pretty good.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:36 (ten months ago) link
good band!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:41 (ten months ago) link
― husked, tonal wails (irrational), Tuesday, May 23, 2023 2:00 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
this one makes me cringe more than any other
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:42 (ten months ago) link
Audioslave
― beamish13, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 19:47 (ten months ago) link
Eyehategod
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 21:43 (ten months ago) link
It really may be the Front Bottoms
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 21:50 (ten months ago) link
idk someone pointed out "ekoostik hookah" and now I'm not so sure
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 21:52 (ten months ago) link
Has anyone said Perfect Pussy yet?
― ian, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 22:14 (ten months ago) link
Garcia People’s
^^ genuinely love these dudes and couldn’t get into the name at first but have since gone to appreciate its youthful sincerity.
― ian, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 22:19 (ten months ago) link
Gay Witch Abortion is one of the best band names, wtf?
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 22:20 (ten months ago) link
Just got a promo email about an artist (not a band, just a guy) named Cautious Clay.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:19 (ten months ago) link
Perfect Pussy is a great band name
Imperfect Penis is not as good
― ♪♫ you can’t Shazam a memory ♪♫ (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:47 (ten months ago) link
And yeah Audioslave is a really bad band name
― ♪♫ you can’t Shazam a memory ♪♫ (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:53 (ten months ago) link
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, May 23, 2023 5:43 PM bookmarkflaglink
ahem u meant this for 'best band names' thread
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:56 (ten months ago) link
yall weird af
― ian, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 15:37 (ten months ago) link
i'd say 'does it offend you, yeah?' has to be up there
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:21 (nine months ago) link
yes omg terrible
does it offend you to clap your hands and say yeah yeah yeahs?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:27 (nine months ago) link
their disasterpiece of a logo redeems the name somewhat and casts it in a different light imo
https://i.discogs.com/JID8KDdRyCA5Xgr9ZzymnZxDOE3U5PuUoQcORKYCjY4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM3MjY4/MzMtMTM0MTkzNTU4/OS0yMDU5LmpwZWc.jpeg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:34 (nine months ago) link
Came across this one last nite: http://thebellwetherla.com/events/mild-high-club-230726
― Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
(I guess it's actually not too bad, but sure made me eyeroll)
haven't heard the name dogs die etc for years but it always upset me, you have to be a real arsehole to want that image to accompany all of your music
― your original display name is still visible (Left),
otm ... there are plenty of names mentioned in this thread that are "ugh no" because they refer to things that are gross in an embarrassing way ... like all the piss and shit names ... but dogs die in hot cars is gross and depressing
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:36 (nine months ago) link