Thank you, you're marvelous.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 17:52 (eleven months ago) link
Trump is now calling DeSantis "Rob" because of a typo in a Daily Mail headline.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 18:22 (eleven months ago) link
By now these lawyers HAVE to be demanding retainers or they don’t deserve their law licenses
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 18:24 (eleven months ago) link
Classic alpha dog move from Trump letting the whole world see how he's whining like a little baby to Merrick Garland for mercy. Meanwhile, Michael Beschloss is feeling like a lil mischief maker.
Can’t possibly guess who might have been the ghostwriter of this letter: pic.twitter.com/1wAHHcxQ42— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) May 24, 2023
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 03:25 (eleven months ago) link
Click through for lolz
Um just file maybe
― Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 04:07 (eleven months ago) link
love that he included his lawyer's cell #
Hilarity ensues - I wonder how many texts that poor sap received last night
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 17:06 (eleven months ago) link
that letter also implies that Hunter Biden is being treated fairly, so...
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 17:16 (eleven months ago) link
When I read stuff like that, I am reminded (as though I needed another reminder) just how repugnant Trump's personality is on a basic human level.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:35 (eleven months ago) link
some of the replies speculate that this is a desperate last ditch effort to head off the document mishandling indictment that's likely dropping soon
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:41 (eleven months ago) link
That's no joke. He's likely facing charges under the Espionage Act.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:42 (eleven months ago) link
Would love for him to face charges from multiple bolts of lightning
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 22:08 (eleven months ago) link
Unfortunately the only justice we'll ever actually see will come when his heart finally gives out on his 187th consecutive fast food meal.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 22:29 (eleven months ago) link
Hopefully that will happen when he’s on the toilet
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 22:30 (eleven months ago) link
A la Elvis
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 22:35 (eleven months ago) link
No no, I want to see this onstage at CPAC, I want to see every moment of it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 22:41 (eleven months ago) link
He might be on the toilet at CPAC
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 23:25 (eleven months ago) link
And the walls might fall over, like in Jurassic Park.
― henry s, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 23:55 (eleven months ago) link
Trump gets really lucky with opponents sometimes
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 May 2023 00:06 (eleven months ago) link
Not with this one he doesn't:
NEW: Trump's lawyers are warning him to get ready for a *federal* indictment, and soonhttps://t.co/zwxprl6mkj— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) May 25, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:32 (eleven months ago) link
The article more or less says the lawyers want him to "get ready" because it would be stupid to be caught flat-footed and unprepared when the smart alternative is to prepare for it, even if it doesn't happen. Duh. Of course lawyers would give that advice. It's the right advice.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:45 (eleven months ago) link
If by 'get ready' they meant 'prepare an array of personal assaults to lob at any potential judge and/or their family members once the hammer drops', I think he's on the case.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:07 (eleven months ago) link
"Get ready" in the sense that "I Gotta Feeling" is a song about getting ready.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:24 (eleven months ago) link
sir your only chance of beating this is to bring up Hunter Biden some more
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:28 (eleven months ago) link
countdown to a string of posts predicting nothing will happen and these warnings to get ready are just a gambit by Trump to get clicks
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:41 (eleven months ago) link
― frogbs, Thursday, May 25, 2023 5:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is cracking me up so much.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 May 2023 23:10 (eleven months ago) link
hunter biden has his father’s love but is fucked up and found real drugs, donald jr. is just fucked up and never found father’s love
― mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 04:34 (eleven months ago) link
hey that's unfair its p clear Don Jr has found real drugs too
― serving aunt (stevie), Friday, 26 May 2023 07:28 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-bucks-promise-wealth-maga-loyalty-lose-thousands-rcna84965
John Amann told NBC News he bought $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks and other items over the past year only to discover they were worthless when he tried to cash them in at his local bank. So he’s gone on Twitter to warn other Trump supporters not to fall for this scam.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 06:13 (eleven months ago) link
“The buck stops with you”
― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 06:51 (eleven months ago) link
But on social media and in promotional videos — many featuring faked celebrity endorsements — the sellers have tapped an audience that believes Trump’s ouster was part of a great conspiracy and that by investing in the Trump Rebate Banking System, or TRB for short, Trump will reward their loyalty by making them rich.
Is there a name for when your manufactured alternate reality collides with actual reality?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 12:52 (eleven months ago) link
hilariousness
― Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 12:57 (eleven months ago) link
at the grocery store yesterday there was a copy of the National Enquirer that had "SEX CREEP TRUMP" in big block letters so I guess they've turned on him too
― frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 13:16 (eleven months ago) link
That’s an endorsement
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 13:31 (eleven months ago) link
BRB starting a "have you been scammed by a Trump scammer, give me some money and I'll get your money back for you, by the way I am JFK" scam
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 14:10 (eleven months ago) link
"Send us $5000 and we will make sure Donald Trump is included in the updated version of 'We Didn't Start the Fire.'"
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 14:17 (eleven months ago) link
when jfk jr is revealed as the executioner of the traitor(s) ___ ___ at guantánamo bay, all holders of trump bucks will be made whole
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 14:30 (eleven months ago) link
on one hand, I have a family member who used to volunteer in my state's consumer protection bureau and have sympathy for credulous people who get scammed by fly-by-night operators
on the other hand, the Trump faithful have enjoyed being marks for so many years now it's hard to be surprised when they're enthusiastic about promises that have a zero percent chance of panning out. magic beans!
― mh, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:26 (eleven months ago) link
Dud
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:29 (eleven months ago) link
very dud
― mh, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:29 (eleven months ago) link
Some people say, Dud.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 23:57 (eleven months ago) link
This is a big stephen miller thing... seems like you'd need to, IDK, maybe pass a constitutional amendment or something, a tall order for his first day back at work
Trump pledges to end birthright citizenship on first day in office
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 00:04 (eleven months ago) link
can't stop won't stop
Trump trashes Kayleigh McEnany. pic.twitter.com/aylP807XKF— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 31, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 01:00 (eleven months ago) link
On the birthright citizenship, there's a whole "originalist" argument that the 14th amendment was never meant to apply to the children of undocumented immigrants. It's a contentious theory to put it mildly, but fuck knows how all those Federalist Society creeps would rule on it. I assume the goal of an order like that would be to get it in front of SCOTUS and see how far they're willing to go.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 01:06 (eleven months ago) link
That the citizenship argument advanced during the most conservative Supreme Court of all time tells you something about this bunch of psychos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Wong_Kim_Ark
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 01:08 (eleven months ago) link
"Milktoast" LOL.
The one thing you can count on when you board the Trump Train is, eventually you will be thrown off.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 05:24 (eleven months ago) link
"We will also make sure that we get a reckoning with respect to the policies that the federal government enacted vis-a-vis COVID-19."— David Weigel (@daveweigel) May 31, 2023
Desantis really did go to Harvard, huh?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:44 (eleven months ago) link
Of course -- he used "with respect to" and "vis-a-vis"
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:51 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:59 (eleven months ago) link
Shitter's full https://t.co/dfxIK8sOe1— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) May 31, 2023
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:26 (eleven months ago) link