Carr Mercury - Holy Grail of Tone - $1800 (Lino Lakes)

haha mine probably would have too tbh

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/msg/d/hopkins-nordstrand-nj4-string-vintage/7648491224.html

NORDSTRAND NJ4 4 STRING VINTAGE JAZZ BASS PICKUPS - $80 (Minnetonka)

These were previously installed but weren’t to my taste.
$180 retail, yours for $80 cash.

This is a vintage style single coil pickup made with 60s era correct Heavy Formvar wire, alnico V magnets, and wound with a programmable CNC winder that simulates a vintage hand wound pattern. The combination of the HF wire in correspondence with the simulated hand wind produces the pickup's lowered resonant peak, which is the source of the hypnotizing ambrosia that is the NJ4's divine high end. Between its high and low end frequencies, this pickup produces a full-bodied sound that replicates the drive synonymous with 60s vintage tone.

Simulated hand wind, is that like a VR handjob?

haha i have no idea other than the happy ending is a hypnotizing ambrosia

someday science will know how to perfectly wrap a metal wire around a small cylindrical magnet. Until then, we'll have all this hypnotizing ambrosia.

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that "hypnotizing ambrosia" equals "farty thuds"?

holy shit check out these pictures

https://reverb.com/item/65031304-luna-uk-5?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=ad&utm_campaign=%22US%22-NBA-CBO-10.12.22&utm_content=%22US%22-NBA-CBO-10.11.22-LAL.pixel.purchase&utm_term=Make+this+gear+your+new+groove&fbclid=IwAR0nSvgZq7vJjFeLuTg3CKZH0dDPF0qQpoaP_4Tq_h36KOAhKfAInJ928Bw_aem_ASuJpEqcVx2by1z2cX-tXszEkLYAf4SdhVYe66ZJQntjCEcsY9fMDENJ1uJ4592iaAhxH5TSCO6Ro4cGHnLZxWHS

that should be immediate 75% discount

Does that say "Jerry Pate, like his chest"? What does that mean?

haha yeah that's weird no idea what it means

i have never not wanted anything more:

"An opportunity to get both of the rare, now unavailable, Steel Panther Pedals in one auction"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364382178764?hash=item54d6decdcc:g:DQwAAOSwLmNksncC

"What's wrong with being sexy?"