stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

*many xps

I mean I will buy that some players might be more genetically predisposed to injury than others to a degree, but by far the biggest cause of injury is random bad luck, your foot comes down funny, you get tangled up with another player, etc.

The concern with these 7-footers isn't so much genetics, but instead the simple geometry/math of their height works against them: your weight increases at far faster rate the taller you get, so the amount of stress being put on the legs/feet of someone doing NBA things is probably going to limit their longevity.

Mavericks bet it all on the biggest headcase in the league, miss the playoffs, get to keep a draft pick who will wash out before his rookie contract is over

lol

Just finished talking to Spurs GM Brian Wright and chairman Peter John Holt. Hilariously noncommittal about whom they might take at 1.

— John Hollinger (@johnhollinger) May 17, 2023

xps Clay ya I was being kind, I have respect for the org and the history and dame but they’re not exactly killing it these days

I didn't know Howard Dean owned SAS,

Congrats, m bison, may your process be short and fruitful.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/37672129/milwaukee-bucks-interview-houston-kelvin-sampson-head-coaching-job

jesus fuck

Rudy Gobert has emerged from a 64-hour darkness retreat.

"One of the most powerful experiences I've had in this lifetime," he said on IG. pic.twitter.com/y9gxknlu5z

— Canis Hoopus (@canishoopus) May 19, 2023

are he and aaron rodgers friends?

Sixers’ James Harden expected to reunite with Rockets in free agency, sources say https://t.co/NFOB9pyxmc via @phillyinquirer

— Keith Pompey (@PompeyOnSixers) May 19, 2023

harden really misses that night life

it’s funny that a star player leaving a contender for one of the worst teams in the NBA should be completely inexplicable except we all have watched james harden in the playoffs enough times that we’re just like, yeah this makes a lot of sense actually

he does not care about winning.

honestly I respect it

that man looked at his work-life balance and chose life

our only relatable superstar

he kinda is isn’t he

If I had that kind of world class talent and money I would be the messiest bitch showing up in the weirdest pre-game clothes, who am I kidding.

Summer bod watch starts now

Luka Doncic has hired a nutritionist in Slovenia, per @NickVanExit

League ain’t ready for in shape Luka 🥶#MFFL pic.twitter.com/cL51Iblh9X

— MFFL NATION (@NationMffl) May 19, 2023

is that picture real…

are he and aaron rodgers friends?

both rogan pals iirc

they should all retreat into the darkness, forever

what if the darkness... is inside them

Could that be the same Luka pic from last offseason?

fat Luka is downright adorable

Could that be the same Luka pic from last offseason?

― Cashews Everything Around Me (Leee), Friday, May 19, 2023 10:27 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ya it is

Yes it’s a pic from last season I was more focused on the headline. He came into this last season in good shape but seemed to get more out of shape as the season went on

eating that texas food

Harden going back to Texas to sabotage Luka's diet.

big times in texas, spurs getting wemby, mavs getting ripped luka, rockets getting 34 year old permanent loser james harden

i love eating that food

look the only ppl who arent fat in tx are the ones who hate themselves or have crazy high metabolism

on topic: spurs are apparently still looking at/interviewing amen thompson and cason wallace. good chance they try and package some of their picks to get a second 1st rounder to pair with wembanyama.

They're apparently gonna bring Timmy Duncan back in to mentor Wemby, too

never heard of 'im

psych major from wake forest

Thank you #STAYME7O pic.twitter.com/4au8cOd13s

— Carmelo Anthony (@carmeloanthony) May 22, 2023

#STAYME7O

re2pect me7o

melo is dropping a lot of baggage legacy on his kid there

ESPN story on Milwaukee narrowing coaching search to final meetings this week, including Nick Nurse, Kenny Atkinson and Adrian Griffin: https://t.co/IkOjXwPEPH

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 22, 2023

i need to know if this quote is real

I caught up with Walker Kessler after his stellar rookie season. He has his ambitions set high: pic.twitter.com/qbD2XVswla

— Simon Stiles (@SimonStilesNBA) May 22, 2023

def some jokes in that account

ok good lol

More from my interview with projected top 5 draft pick Brandon Miller: pic.twitter.com/PIbgBmMkwt

— Simon Stiles (@SimonStilesNBA) May 20, 2023

lakers: welcome to the nba offseason

lebron should retire

― Clay, Monday, May 22, 2023 8:13 PM (three hours ago)

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10076982-sources-lebron-james-considering-retirement-after-wcf-exit-20-nba-seasons

doesn't seem crazy for him to take a year off then unretire so he can play with bronny if he's still got his heart set on that

i dont think that would work tbh, he'd be out of shape and another year older.

i cant imagine lebron retiring while hes still as good as he is. he's obv not able to do what he used to do as a takeover artist, and the way that the lakers are built around him and ad doesnt compensate for that. getting to the 3rd rd after the season they had is kind of a miracle.

they will probably figure something out because they’re the lakers and the league will find a way to get him a competitive team. but james and davis making over 97 million dollars next year at what their projected production levels should be…might be a tough spot