Fucking bullshit!@!
― emil.y, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:03 (eleven months ago) link
Nonsense
― Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:03 (eleven months ago) link
Ugh
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:03 (eleven months ago) link
Ban jury votes
Only beat Finland due to the jury votes and people remembering her far superior Euphoria #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/rzxV1iqsIs— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) May 13, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:06 (eleven months ago) link
backed 2nd 3rd and 4th ffs, blatant match fixing by the juries
― or something, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:07 (eleven months ago) link
I agree with the outrage and Finland should have won of course, but the Sweden song is still good, sorry.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:08 (eleven months ago) link
So near and yer so far. At least Loreen IS iconic, if it had been some more run of the mill singer I would have contemplated violence.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:12 (eleven months ago) link
NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY JUST DROPPED https://t.co/C9Qan1Wynk— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) May 13, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:14 (eleven months ago) link
Haha, my god, I literally just said that we should start that conspiracy theory to my Eurovision groupchat.
― emil.y, Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:17 (eleven months ago) link
get your rewards new NATO members Sweden and Finland#letsconspireaway
― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:19 (eleven months ago) link
That's an interesting point, though a few good tracks got shafted and Eurovision tracks play with the edges of what is novelty.
The industry juries sometimes come away with different prefs to the general audience because they sit listening to all the songs carefully on recordings for a long time which most of the popular audience don't. That format makes ballads better and cheap novelty tactics worse— hos and trichs 🆓 (@fireh9lly) May 14, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 May 2023 08:12 (eleven months ago) link
juries mostly made up of boring conservatives, but sometimes act as a check and balance against public "voting for the narrative" trends, in short the voting is the boring bit of Eurovision i just turned off when the songs had finished
― contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 May 2023 08:22 (eleven months ago) link
like watching an ILM poll work itself out in real time
don't really remember the details of last year but wasn't it the public vote that gave Ukraine the Eurovision Being Invaded Is Bad award?
― contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 May 2023 08:24 (eleven months ago) link
Doesn't the narrative around various entries start at the latest several weeks before the contest? And aren't most viewers unaware of these narratives anyway? If there was a narrative around the Portugal entry for example I wasn't aware of it. This year both the public and jury votes were in accord regarding the winner and the act that came last. (German entry: glam + Rammstein = Glamstein? I'm not going to get a chance to make that joke again)
― you gotta roll with the pÄ…czki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 14 May 2023 08:33 (eleven months ago) link
Missed it for once. Last year saw the demise of the usual whining about how everyone hates the British because
1. The Empire or sumthin'2. Brexit3. They're just jealous
So I wonder if it'll make a comeback in spite of Boris Johnson being canonised in Kyiv and the UK handing out missiles to the Ukraine like sweeties (and making sure everyone knows about it).
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 May 2023 09:12 (eleven months ago) link
Why shouldn't the UK be handing out missiles to "the" Ukraine like sweeties?
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Sunday, 14 May 2023 11:44 (eleven months ago) link
take it to the rolling proxy wars thread
― contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 May 2023 12:32 (eleven months ago) link
Finland was joyous - the true winner obv. The crowd shouting "cha cha cha" at random points throughout the night made it feel like a moment.
I wonder if there's any good writing about the effect of rules changes on songs and staging - e.g. those video effects that you can now do at the beginning, I don't think anyone really worked out how to make use of them; the introduction of prerecorded backing vocals seems to mean that the "six people on stage" budget is getting spent on dancers rather than singers hiding at the rear of the stage.
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Sunday, 14 May 2023 13:27 (eleven months ago) link
Good page for looking at stats: https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2023
There would have been plenty to complain about in a public-only vote too, but I'm still seething about Sweden beating Finland.
― contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague)
This was a good thing, not a bad thing.
― emil.y, Sunday, 14 May 2023 14:00 (eleven months ago) link
'Stefania' being actually good helped a lotCouldn't understand the love for the Israel and Italy entries.
― nashwan, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:54 (eleven months ago) link
Very slickly professional and competent-as-such enough to win a ton of jury votes, plus a little televote love. Unsurprising in the end.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:58 (eleven months ago) link
I am absolutely not getting the love for Hannah Waddingham, at all. She was truly awful in every way.
― boxedjoy, Monday, 15 May 2023 07:12 (eleven months ago) link
She's getting the dads to watch it.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 May 2023 07:19 (eleven months ago) link
Speaking as a dad, I love her, but in my experience it is the mums who are her core constituency.
― Piedie Gimbel, Monday, 15 May 2023 07:30 (eleven months ago) link
i liked her as a host, personally
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 May 2023 07:54 (eleven months ago) link
Norton looked pretty grumpy a lot of the time but did laugh at his "it's juries, not Tinder" line.
― nashwan, Monday, 15 May 2023 09:35 (eleven months ago) link
Oh, Hannah Waddingham was the SHAME nun from Game of Thrones, knew there was something she was familiar from
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 15 May 2023 09:37 (eleven months ago) link
yeah it took me a little while to realise that also
― nashwan, Monday, 15 May 2023 09:38 (eleven months ago) link
Guess you don't watch Ted Lasso, then?
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 15 May 2023 10:15 (eleven months ago) link
Her mugging for the camera and "posh totty" persona just rubbed me up the wrong way completely. She reminded me of being 18 and meeting women who would say "oh I LOVE gay men let's be bffs!!!" because they expected us to be constantly quoting Mean Girls and singing Kylie
― boxedjoy, Monday, 15 May 2023 17:07 (eleven months ago) link
― Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Monday, 15 May 2023 17:15 (eleven months ago) link
"COMING SOON - Online auction of Eurovision 2023 props and costumes"
https://auctions.ramco.uk/auctions/8565/ramco-11297
― koogs, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:35 (eleven months ago) link