The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

gaming from the future

It’s only for the most committed of us.

Was meant to bring my switch to work to play in my lunch break (don’t judge, it’s an isolated job) but left it at home damnit.

If you were all real gamers, you would have moved to Australia by now. Bunch of posers

damn its true tho

i cant game tonight anyway because of important basketball and tomorrow morning i have to work but starting in the afternoon i will be traveling to the mythical kingdom of hyrule bigtime baby

BF came home with a copy for me from EBGames, what a legend. I shall crack it out this evening!
...or more likely tomorrow, its the feller's birthday tonight and thre's burritos, lemon cheesecake and booze to be had.

Hell yeah more Aussie gamers. Enjoy your night and tomorrow

Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is more than double the size of the original game. It has long, engaging side missions that feed into the main story. I mainlined the story in 60 hours and I’m not even close to half finishing it.

This will take up my 2023. https://t.co/69KVaTXsMP

— Gene Park (@GenePark) May 11, 2023

120+ hours? Penciling this game in for ... 2025.

“A historic moment” - my 10 year old
(Personally I prefer the manageability of the OG game, where there like 8 items and not 800 to manage…)

Ugh Zelda can we just fight some instead of all this Archeology stuff.

i bet the story is 40 hours like every long game that people say is 100+ hours

doesn’t really matter how long the story is. i prob logged 200+ hours on botw, wouldn’t know how to determine how much was story and how much was exploration or just goofing around

i spent an hour hopping from treetop to treetop in the thundra plateau

Starting now, p excited

i bet the story is 40 hours like every long game that people say is 100+ hours

The WaPo guy in that tweet claimed to have cruised straight through the main story, and *that* is what took him 60 hours.

I lent my Switch to a friend and I’m glad I did! I will play this in the winter

the beginning of summer in Montreal is the absolute worst time for this to come out

lol Chicago's situation is not that different.

gonna try to keep my game time to week nights, we’ll see how that goes

just picked up my preorder :)

I will likely never play this but I'm looking forward to all the crazy contraption clips.

played it for about 5 hours so far still in the starting area and feel like i missed a bunch of shit AMA

hiding vague negativity behind spoilers and maybe just wait a year for the shine to wear off but something annoying happened that showed me my main hangup with BOTW (utterly busted cost/reward balance) is probably not really addressed at all and might be worse, and i'm already sour about it... shouldn't have played BOTW right before this cause all my complaints are still fresh

you can make link smoke blunts though lol

https://i.postimg.cc/FH85WCgb/2023051203025000-CC47-F0-DEC75-C1-FD3-B1-F95-FA9-F9-D57667.jpg

played for a few hours on the plane. it’s just as mesmerizing as breath but i feel a little intimidated by the sheer amount of possibilities lol

I just started Elden Ring (6 hours in, still in Stormveil, getting mauled by dudes on horseback), but this game gets here tonight - feels like between those two I have enough gaming to last me the next two years now

i finished the opening section and checked out the changes in hyrule a bit i love the new town in front of the castle its very cute

Alrighty, two shrines down, on to shrine three

So apparently I'm not the only one who saw goatse in certain locations (according to reddit) and now you can't unsee it either thank u yr welcom.

That aside I havent got far in yet - didnt get a chance to get into it til late afternoon because the whole household insisted on watching the opening cutscene. I'm stuggling a lot with the fuse mechanics, I dont know if its just me but the rotation is annoying the piss out of me.

Also how the fuck do you steer a raft with a fan?

I kinda like ULTRAHAND, the rotation stuff clicked after a bit and it feels easier than manipulating similar things was with magnesis.

Also I feel super limited because I am so used to parasailing and stasis-ing constantly to find stuff

On that raft-steering point -I’m really enjoying how janky and uncontrollable my rudimentary creations are at this stage. Just point it in the direction you want to travel and hang on for dear life!

I’m pretty sure that the steering etc comes later as you unlock more toys to mess about with but right now I’m loving knocking up a piece of shit go-kart and riding that thing in a straight line across country until I crash into something interesting

Unlocked the first sky view tower which was my aim for now, Eurovision pause

Incredibly fun game

i got deep into the rito village quest all the way to "the dungeon" but ran out of cold protection youre prob supposed to buy the rito village clothes but i didnt have nearly enough money, prob equivalent behavior to just doing a divine beast right away in the last game, have to remember where i found the chili peppers lol

xps I thought "goatse" the first time I saw the Thing in Question, and I'm worried what that says about me

This game is so cool. The beginning tutorial area was such a slog, though.

the shrines are so much better this time i like the puzzles :)

the rotation is annoying the piss out of me

the Shape Rotation Shrine broke my brain

Where is everyone seeing Gotse? Proud of myself for not seeing it.

Rotation fine, driving in straight line very fun, pinball shrine too hard to figure out, embarrassingly already looked up how to solve it. Love holding up this blokes signs every 10 or so minutes with ultra hand puzzles. You think he’d figure it out and not need my help by now. Got myself a horse, A tree came to life and started attacking me. Entered a zone which is much too hard for me right now, we’ll see how I go

Rotation was doing my head until my kid taught me. Not sure I can do it in words but basically it’s a three part move: get the horizontal in the right position so that the vertical move will rotate into the desired final vertical state, then put the horizontal to its desired final state. Now I can’t remember why I was confused.

nintendo releases the greatest game ever and my entire playthrough is me mistakenly pushing dpad up when i should be holding left bumper

only in the starting area but totally entranced by this already, the sound design especially is incredible

新しい神獣 #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/uBBAc0HWir

— ZAKUYA (@ZAKUYA_BOTW) May 13, 2023

xp the sound design of BotW and now this game are absolutely pinnacle. My partner even came out and said "I miss those sounds" when I was grabbing apples up in the starting area. With nice headphones, just listening to Link walk around was so satisfying in BotW. The elegance of the piano in that game and the more eerie ethereal string motifs in TotK (so far) are so expressive and unique in gaming and so incredibly immersive. Audio and sound design is the great equalizer with gaming these days (pun intended)!

2 minor OMG spoilers ahead:

OMG it remembered all my horses from BOTW!

OMG STILL CANNOT PAT DOGES >:|

man the crafting controls on this are so fiddly (bad)

Where is everyone seeing Gotse? Proud of myself for not seeing it.

are people enjoying the tutorial island

who came up with this fs

initial island was a bit of a slog and quite confusing to navigate but finally into hyrule now - this game must be massive

OK so I watched a pro tips video on youtube and there are so many things you can do with the powers that are not intuitive but would make your life so much easier on the tutorial island if you knew them