The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

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i'm picking up my preorder tomorrow!

c u (crüt), Thursday, 11 May 2023 21:54 (eleven months ago) link

xp nintendo website has a shop but i'm not sure if it can send it straight to your switch or if it gives you a code

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 May 2023 22:07 (eleven months ago) link

Downloading. I’m not ready.

Jeff, Thursday, 11 May 2023 22:49 (eleven months ago) link

I had a friend cancel dinner plans but now TOTK is downloading so who needs FRIENDS

Kid already found a 20 hour playthrough video on YouTube and I made him swear not to spoil things for me.

He’ll be at school all day tomorrow and my wife has a bunch of meetings but my grades are submitted and I have no obligations other than this

joygoat, Thursday, 11 May 2023 23:46 (eleven months ago) link

I went to buy a digital copy off the eshop but IT IS FIFTEEN DOLLARS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE FUCKING HARD COPY WTF

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 May 2023 00:05 (eleven months ago) link

You cannot play this software yet.

its unfair to let us download but not play

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 00:54 (eleven months ago) link

Blessings of being an Australian.

I’m already liking more than BOTW. Seems like a pretty straight upgrade

hrep (H.P), Friday, 12 May 2023 02:19 (eleven months ago) link

gaming from the future

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 02:20 (eleven months ago) link

It’s only for the most committed of us.

Was meant to bring my switch to work to play in my lunch break (don’t judge, it’s an isolated job) but left it at home damnit.

hrep (H.P), Friday, 12 May 2023 02:22 (eleven months ago) link

If you were all real gamers, you would have moved to Australia by now. Bunch of posers

hrep (H.P), Friday, 12 May 2023 02:23 (eleven months ago) link

damn its true tho

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 02:23 (eleven months ago) link

i cant game tonight anyway because of important basketball and tomorrow morning i have to work but starting in the afternoon i will be traveling to the mythical kingdom of hyrule bigtime baby

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 02:25 (eleven months ago) link

BF came home with a copy for me from EBGames, what a legend. I shall crack it out this evening!
...or more likely tomorrow, its the feller's birthday tonight and thre's burritos, lemon cheesecake and booze to be had.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 May 2023 05:50 (eleven months ago) link

Hell yeah more Aussie gamers. Enjoy your night and tomorrow

hrep (H.P), Friday, 12 May 2023 07:46 (eleven months ago) link

Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is more than double the size of the original game. It has long, engaging side missions that feed into the main story. I mainlined the story in 60 hours and I’m not even close to half finishing it.

This will take up my 2023. https://t.co/69KVaTXsMP

— Gene Park (@GenePark) May 11, 2023

120+ hours? Penciling this game in for ... 2025.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 May 2023 11:53 (eleven months ago) link

“A historic moment” - my 10 year old
(Personally I prefer the manageability of the OG game, where there like 8 items and not 800 to manage…)

calstars, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:03 (eleven months ago) link

Ugh Zelda can we just fight some instead of all this Archeology stuff.

Jeff, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:54 (eleven months ago) link

i bet the story is 40 hours like every long game that people say is 100+ hours

ciderpress, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:01 (eleven months ago) link

doesn’t really matter how long the story is. i prob logged 200+ hours on botw, wouldn’t know how to determine how much was story and how much was exploration or just goofing around

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 May 2023 14:05 (eleven months ago) link

i spent an hour hopping from treetop to treetop in the thundra plateau

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 May 2023 14:05 (eleven months ago) link

Starting now, p excited

nxd, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:12 (eleven months ago) link

i bet the story is 40 hours like every long game that people say is 100+ hours

The WaPo guy in that tweet claimed to have cruised straight through the main story, and *that* is what took him 60 hours.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:14 (eleven months ago) link

I lent my Switch to a friend and I’m glad I did! I will play this in the winter

♪♫ you can’t Shazam a memory ♪♫ (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 12 May 2023 14:22 (eleven months ago) link

the beginning of summer in Montreal is the absolute worst time for this to come out

rob, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:29 (eleven months ago) link

lol Chicago's situation is not that different.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:38 (eleven months ago) link

gonna try to keep my game time to week nights, we’ll see how that goes

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 May 2023 14:40 (eleven months ago) link

just picked up my preorder :)

c u (crüt), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:57 (eleven months ago) link

I will likely never play this but I'm looking forward to all the crazy contraption clips.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:58 (eleven months ago) link

played it for about 5 hours so far still in the starting area and feel like i missed a bunch of shit AMA

hiding vague negativity behind spoilers and maybe just wait a year for the shine to wear off but something annoying happened that showed me my main hangup with BOTW (utterly busted cost/reward balance) is probably not really addressed at all and might be worse, and i'm already sour about it... shouldn't have played BOTW right before this cause all my complaints are still fresh

, Friday, 12 May 2023 18:04 (eleven months ago) link

you can make link smoke blunts though lol

https://i.postimg.cc/FH85WCgb/2023051203025000-CC47-F0-DEC75-C1-FD3-B1-F95-FA9-F9-D57667.jpg

, Friday, 12 May 2023 18:04 (eleven months ago) link

played for a few hours on the plane. it’s just as mesmerizing as breath but i feel a little intimidated by the sheer amount of possibilities lol

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 May 2023 18:09 (eleven months ago) link

I just started Elden Ring (6 hours in, still in Stormveil, getting mauled by dudes on horseback), but this game gets here tonight - feels like between those two I have enough gaming to last me the next two years now

octobeard, Friday, 12 May 2023 18:18 (eleven months ago) link

i finished the opening section and checked out the changes in hyrule a bit i love the new town in front of the castle its very cute

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 21:21 (eleven months ago) link

Alrighty, two shrines down, on to shrine three

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 12 May 2023 21:41 (eleven months ago) link

So apparently I'm not the only one who saw goatse in certain locations (according to reddit) and now you can't unsee it either thank u yr welcom.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 13 May 2023 09:52 (eleven months ago) link

That aside I havent got far in yet - didnt get a chance to get into it til late afternoon because the whole household insisted on watching the opening cutscene. I'm stuggling a lot with the fuse mechanics, I dont know if its just me but the rotation is annoying the piss out of me.

Also how the fuck do you steer a raft with a fan?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 13 May 2023 09:54 (eleven months ago) link

I kinda like ULTRAHAND, the rotation stuff clicked after a bit and it feels easier than manipulating similar things was with magnesis.

Also I feel super limited because I am so used to parasailing and stasis-ing constantly to find stuff

joygoat, Saturday, 13 May 2023 13:04 (eleven months ago) link

On that raft-steering point -I’m really enjoying how janky and uncontrollable my rudimentary creations are at this stage. Just point it in the direction you want to travel and hang on for dear life!

I’m pretty sure that the steering etc comes later as you unlock more toys to mess about with but right now I’m loving knocking up a piece of shit go-kart and riding that thing in a straight line across country until I crash into something interesting

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 13 May 2023 13:32 (eleven months ago) link

Unlocked the first sky view tower which was my aim for now, Eurovision pause

Incredibly fun game

nxd, Saturday, 13 May 2023 13:43 (eleven months ago) link

i got deep into the rito village quest all the way to "the dungeon" but ran out of cold protection youre prob supposed to buy the rito village clothes but i didnt have nearly enough money, prob equivalent behavior to just doing a divine beast right away in the last game, have to remember where i found the chili peppers lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 May 2023 13:48 (eleven months ago) link

xps I thought "goatse" the first time I saw the Thing in Question, and I'm worried what that says about me

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Saturday, 13 May 2023 15:59 (eleven months ago) link

This game is so cool. The beginning tutorial area was such a slog, though.

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:00 (eleven months ago) link

the shrines are so much better this time i like the puzzles :)

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:14 (eleven months ago) link

the rotation is annoying the piss out of me

the Shape Rotation Shrine broke my brain

nate woolls, Saturday, 13 May 2023 22:27 (eleven months ago) link

Where is everyone seeing Gotse? Proud of myself for not seeing it.

Rotation fine, driving in straight line very fun, pinball shrine too hard to figure out, embarrassingly already looked up how to solve it. Love holding up this blokes signs every 10 or so minutes with ultra hand puzzles. You think he’d figure it out and not need my help by now. Got myself a horse, A tree came to life and started attacking me. Entered a zone which is much too hard for me right now, we’ll see how I go

hrep (H.P), Saturday, 13 May 2023 23:11 (eleven months ago) link

Rotation was doing my head until my kid taught me. Not sure I can do it in words but basically it’s a three part move: get the horizontal in the right position so that the vertical move will rotate into the desired final vertical state, then put the horizontal to its desired final state. Now I can’t remember why I was confused.

stet, Sunday, 14 May 2023 00:24 (eleven months ago) link

nintendo releases the greatest game ever and my entire playthrough is me mistakenly pushing dpad up when i should be holding left bumper

c u (crüt), Sunday, 14 May 2023 03:45 (eleven months ago) link

only in the starting area but totally entranced by this already, the sound design especially is incredible

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 14 May 2023 03:48 (eleven months ago) link


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