basketblolz

extreme little sister energy lol

Joel Embiid: (Hits completely routine midrange fader)

Doris Burke: Amazing. Amazing that a human man could do such a thing. A triumph of the human spirit. It’s the kind of thing you want to see before you die. Wow. Wow.

Mark Jones: And that cuts the Celtics lead to 19

— Quinn (@gallandguile) May 6, 2023

Rodney Dangerfield making love to his wife https://t.co/tbQdsr3KFr

— Ross Parsons Infinity (@rossparsons) May 10, 2023

the thought of JaMychal carefully expanding the cap emoji so it fits perfectly on top of LeBron’s head making me laugh pic.twitter.com/0nCeHQtSCL

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 11, 2023

lol. last night we finally saw a glimmer of gamesmanship between these two teams, love to see it.

if he weren’t absurdly rich and seemingly relatively well adjusted, lebron’s pattern of brazen lies would be really concerning

he keeps doing it even after everyones making fun of him

the other night when he was being interviewed i was like oh no is he about to take credit for lonnie walkers performance and sure enough lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0wOUqriAo8

go to 4m10s

https://t.co/ZZivoPS0Lx pic.twitter.com/CKIcvfcXO0

— Mink Flow (@currypistonn) May 15, 2023

Hardest I've laughed all week... @TheRealJRSmith @hoopology_tw

Who should I do this with next? pic.twitter.com/McfFryTwYB

— Richard Jefferson (@Rjeff24) May 16, 2023

This is how in sync the Miami Heat are right nowhttps://t.co/vuYDMpyS8m pic.twitter.com/q0BLcwLRRR

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 18, 2023

haha

Fuck it, 60 seconds of Melo’s “fuck outta here” rebounds pic.twitter.com/OGnaYhJafN

— The Strickland (@TheStrickland) May 22, 2023

Wearing this shirt casually is insane pic.twitter.com/IENXhZoU7w

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) May 26, 2023

lol

Kyrie's 100% on there for basketball reasons

it because hes one of histories greatest monsters

Derrick White (who has a totally normal hairline) looking great early!

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 26, 2023

haa

Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend

— Josh Hart (@joshhart) May 31, 2023

all-time headlinehttps://t.co/qucLOZ97Gz

— Harrison Faigen (@hmfaigen) June 5, 2023

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsJ4nDzsuzX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Nick Nurse never had to deal with this in Toronto, Philly is a different place. pic.twitter.com/7eTitoUGng

— Libaan Osman (@libaanstar1) June 1, 2023

good alliteration at the start of the last paragraph too - "Dallas doing its due diligence to bring Dick in" (xpost to dick)

dying @ this

Y’all please take 3 minutes to watch this.

Paul Pierce is the gift that keeps on giving. pic.twitter.com/YmJ4dyrLsV

— Chancellor Johnson (@ChancellorTV) June 9, 2023

omg, I'm dead, lol

that look on his face at the end

instant classic

that clip skips over the part where pierce leans over to whisper something to the woman sitting next to him then turns to kg and says “this is camille, she is my girlfriend for the day, they have these websites where you can hire girlfriends for the day” and kg won’t even look at him in the eye, just goes “ohhhh mannnnnn”

oh it’s got that part

bless kg for trying

smh paul needs to get it together

yeah dude is deep in it rn

on the other hand he’s given me my new favourite way to introduce my wife at parties

lol

haaah

I've watched this at least a dozen times. Garnett is such a good straight man.

when they interviewed a young fan about her reaction to sitting next to Lebron and the camera zoomed out to show Lebron pretending he couldn’t hear the whole conversation pic.twitter.com/cFsLhzXrfd

— Courtney (@CourtneyJill) June 10, 2023

yup. saw that live. the original reaction shot when she realized she was in the next seat to lebron was great, but they couldn't let well enough alone and had to dive in for the overkill. it was a cute interview, but cute wasn't what I was watching the game for.

iow, james got it right.

Reporter: "Is it hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you still need time?"

Aaron Gordon: "You want to know what's hitting me is those Modelos." 🍻 🤣

(via @nick_rothschild)pic.twitter.com/xonNFcce0r

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) June 15, 2023

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

that’s mr nugget baby

pic.twitter.com/C87TTWa3Q8

— rainbolt (@georainbolt) June 18, 2023

haaa

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

A high metabolism and strict diet with little alcohol leading up to that moment would probably drop it to a number you'd think reasonable I bet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtJlv9Grp2i/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Now I’m ready for the next chapter! 🆕🏀#NBA pic.twitter.com/6Clr9e6ZwF

— DANILO GALLINARI (@gallinari8888) June 26, 2023

lol love the honesty