Tucker Carlson is a dream boat (UPDATE: Tucker Carlson is an irredeemable asshole)

lol no from San Francisco upper class

In Tucker's world a Trump supporter would have a servant carry a card to the Antifa kid demanding satisfaction.

lmao at “white men don’t fight like that”

I guess this is the worldview you from when it only takes one person to beat you up

tucker could definitely use a good ass kicking

Jumping a guy like that is dishonorable obviously

https://i.imgur.com/mMn8dy2.png?1

lol no from San Francisco upper class

tucker could definitely use a good ass kicking

Very much so. It wouldn't be hard, either.

Other than the ones that self owned themselves with Covid almost all these crazy right wing media blowhards have profited well and had near zero blowback for the damage they have caused.

Journalists standing up to real tyranny get chopped up, blown up, poisoned and these Fox a$$holes just go golfing. I wish a plague of cancer and fire upon them all.

I guess his Twitter show debuted last night.

NYT:

The 10-minute video, Mr. Carlson’s first extended commentary since Fox took him off the air in April, was similar to a stripped-down version of what his roughly three million Fox viewers would have seen on his nightly program.

There were no guests or produced segments — only a monologue from Mr. Carlson, in which he hit some familiar themes. He expressed sympathy for President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia and mocked President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine. He accused the mainstream media of lying. He wrapped up by declaring that U.F.O.s and extraterrestrial life are “actually real.”

“As of today, we’ve come to Twitter,” Mr. Carlson said in the video. “We’re told there are no gatekeepers here. If that turns out to be false, we’ll leave.”

Ryan Broderick's Garbage Day newsletter:

Tucker Carlson’s First Twitter “Show” Is Bad

To be clear, I don’t mean it’s “bad” ideologically. It’s genuinely a poorly made and extremely pathetic attempt from a production standpoint. It’s boring and ugly and would not do well on a platform that had real metrics. If it wasn’t being heavily promoted by Elon Musk and his cronies I’m not even sure it would do well on Twitter.

Carlson’s video is 10 minutes of meandering ranting and archival footage and I honestly couldn’t even tell you what it’s about. It doesn’t even have graphics, apart from a “Tucker On Twitter” watermark. Bro, hire a teenaged MrBeast fan to give you some fun subtitles or dynamic zoom cuts or something.

Tucker going the Olbermann route

Thing is, dipshits like him genuinely believe that every brain dripping that trickles out of their feedholes is so important and mesmerizing that they don't need production values.

did you know that nancy grace is still doing her dumb show, only online? these bullshit artists no longer suddenly vanish, they just fade away.

honestly intrigued about how he managed to shed his past as a bow-tie guy

look at this upsilon dog

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A company that makes YouTube videos w/ titles like "Asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru" & "Hooters Waitress Tells Cop: 'I Can Take It All Off'" is suing the Daily Caller — saying the conservative website has been stealing its videos. Videos such as: "Man on Peyote Baptizes Himself." pic.twitter.com/XIpSgum3TX

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) June 8, 2023

ok this Obama crack cocaine sex orgy thing is pretty hilarious apparently Tucker says the guy is credible because he took a lie detector test but doesn't mention he actually failed it lmao

the resurgence of the "I had gay sex with Obama" guy in 2023 is an unexpected plot twist I've been enjoying

Remember that alien who kept switching his vote in 1992? What's that dude up to?

carlson reviving a dead , disproven lie from years ago about a political figure who isn't even in office on a platform no one looks at any more is some zombie shit. who gives a fuck.

What we really should be talking about is the Texas Air National Guard

ok this Obama crack cocaine sex orgy thing

Was scrolling up confusedly for months to try and find this thing before I noticed the dates

who gives a fuck

the shrunken, tattered remnants of his FOX NEWS audience. iow, no one of sound mind.

No-one watches his Twitter stuff, despite Musk's desperate gaming of the system, do they? Guff like this feels like some kind of last gasp, before the churn of what I'll laughing call the "culture" sends Carlson through the u-bend to his inescapable destiny next to Glenn Beck and all the rest of the tired and wrung-out ghouls. None of the "stars" are bigger than the structure in this world of right-wing media demegoguery, and even that structure seems to be degrading in the face of Newsmax et al, who are, in their moment of cannibalising the mothership, making the whole thing more atomised and cliquey, which is surely not their point.

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Far-right pundit and former Fox News host Tucker Carlson confirmed on Tuesday he was in Moscow to interview Vladimir Putin, and said he will air his conversation with Russia’s president to counter what he described as pro-Ukraine “fawning pep sessions” by western media covering the war.

Speculation had been growing for days that Carlson, who was dumped by Fox last year for “getting too big for his boots”, had traveled to the Russian capital to meet Putin, whose reasons for invading Ukraine he says have a right to be heard by the American public.

But his visit, which reportedly has included visits to the Bolshoi ballet and dining in fine restaurants, has drawn accusations he is acting as a propaganda tool for Putin, whom he has frequently defended. Russian media, meanwhile, has hailed Carlson as a celebrity “who speaks the truth”.

Bolshoi & Beluga, dude knows how to party

Riding the caviar train

The hustle never stops.

I like picturing him unable to sleep in a Moscow hotel suite, sweeping the room for hidden mics and cameras.

Imagining tucker on a tramp steamer out of turkey hoping to find safe passage to moscow via oxcart

Greenwald must have hooked him up

in Russia, Czar interviews you

Oh they definitely hooked him up with hookers and blow as well as ballet tickets

Also does Putin know this guy does his show on Twitter, lol

I think it’s reasonably clear from whenever he talks about the US that Putin has been a fan of Carlson for a while.

regardless my own opinions of hookers and blow-- or ballet-- those preferences are his most defensible ones tbh

Seems like a risky life choice

Don’t stand near any open windows above tree first or second floor, Tuck

From Dancing With The Stars to Russian propagandist

oh how the mighty have tread water

Who would even report on his death? Some dude in Oakley's streaming from the front seat of his truck?

I like picturing him unable to sleep in a Moscow hotel suite, sweeping the room for hidden mics and cameras.

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, February 6, 2024 5:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

To make sure they’re there, right?

lol

TuckerCarlsonleakedsextape.mp4

He wishes

released on VHS as Fuckher Carlson, Tonight

hoping this interview is conducted with each of them at opposite ends of a thirty foot long table

The splendor adds to the enjoyment of the meal.

I'm not sure Tucker quite got what he came for, Putin bringing a different presentation than the one ordered

idk does Carlson care at all what Putin says? was there a point besides the optic?

I think to an extent, even if its just to bolster and solidify the optic. Obviously its still a win in so much that he did the interview, but as to whether it delivered what might have been hoped for, I think it was a miss

“They took the bridge, then they took the second hall. They barred the gates, they couldn’t hold them for long. Drums. Drums in the deep. They could not get out. A shadow moved in the dark. I have it right here, in the book of Mazarbul!” pic.twitter.com/NnBgsHCcyF

— Cimmerian Pervert (@cimmerian_v) February 9, 2024

It also wasn't really all that clear what Putin wanted (or got) out of this interview either, kind of a flop all round

Both of them got attention!

In its repackaging, the New York Times has done a much better job for both Putin and Tucker than either of them were able to manage for themselves