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El Tri strike first!

Uriel Antuna takes advantage of the #USMNT backline and puts it home.
πŸ“Ί: @Telemundo & @Peacock for Spanish coverage. pic.twitter.com/HGPiILcTkx

— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) April 20, 2023

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 03:41 (one year ago) link

actually the initial backpass was an even worse idea lol...I didn't even see that in real time, just the dispossession

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 03:43 (one year ago) link

I missed this one, but I guess I really didn't

Abysmal match

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 April 2023 01:13 (one year ago) link

Though the equalizer was nice.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 April 2023 01:14 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Iiiiiiiinteresting

BREAKING: FIFA has approved Folarin Balogun's one-time switch to represent the US national team, FIFA has confirmed to The Athletic.

Balogun, 21, has 19 goals in 34 games on loan at Reims from Arsenal. He most recently was with England youth int'l set-up. pic.twitter.com/iEITZIIAea

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 16, 2023

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 15:58 (eleven months ago) link

finally a real striker

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 17:04 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Until it costs them points in a competition it's never gonna change.

Maybe not even then, sadlol

they should be forced to play in empty stadiums during the Gold Cup imo.

like CONCACAF or USMNT officials would ever let that happen

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 June 2023 14:13 (ten months ago) link

Or SUM for that matter

Lot more pace in this one than it would have had 20 years ago

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2023 01:20 (ten months ago) link

Balogun opens his account.

Canada is struggling to deal with him

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2023 01:41 (ten months ago) link

Balogun is pulling Canada out of shape.

They're resorting to mauling him when they can

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2023 01:50 (ten months ago) link

Canada seems to have regressed since the WC. The Balogun goal was so good.

Yea Davies looked terrible last night

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2023 13:50 (ten months ago) link

Been meaning to say I was at the USA/Jamaica match on Saturday, Jamaica looked really good from the start, gave the B- US team all they could handle, lucky to get a draw. Also Soldier Field sucks, kinda? Maybe I am too used to empty Fire games.

My friend Jeff retired from day to day work with usmnt at this match. He will definitely still be a good follow for any American fan of the game.

A few days late, but a message about my 118th and final game embedded with the @USMNT.

Thank you everyone, but especially these four standing next to me. πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ pic.twitter.com/Ac3isMmkcd

— Jeff Crandall (@jefecrandall) June 27, 2023

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 04:12 (ten months ago) link

really a disservice to have the Gold Cup immediately after the Nations League final.

This quarterfinal between Canada and the US looks like what a match between these two might have looked like in the 80s. Both B squads playing miserable soccer, zero pace. US fans cheering like they won off of Vazquez's (admittedly nice) goal, only to give up a stupid PK minutes later and let them equalize.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:09 (nine months ago) link

the PK was Canada's first SOG all match

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:10 (nine months ago) link

lmao the crowd groaned at the end of regulation. I agree, sucks that htey have to play more of this.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:17 (nine months ago) link

and hilariously, even if Canada wins, three of their key starters are suspended for the next match

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:18 (nine months ago) link

lmao Canada just took the lead

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:38 (nine months ago) link

HAHAHA tied again.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:44 (nine months ago) link

I want to like Busio but he has been frustrating up to that point

he had maybe one decent moment prior to that but agreed.

I did lol at the announcers falling all over themselves to compliment Cowell's play as he repeatedly made the wrong decision with the ball in the final third (though admittedly he improved a bit in extra time).

loling at USMNT fans freaking out on Twitter as if this was the Pulisic/Zimmermann version of the squad not being able to beat Canada

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:53 (nine months ago) link

prediction: US 5-3, and any misses aren't saved but are shot over the goal

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:56 (nine months ago) link

lol

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:58 (nine months ago) link

After all that trash talk that is amazing

Ok lol, b team

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 02:59 (nine months ago) link

lmao....oh my fucking god

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 03:00 (nine months ago) link

prediction - this one goes backwards

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 03:00 (nine months ago) link

Cowell seems to have both a cross neck tat and a cross razored into his mullet

yeah lol....and god that hair

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 03:02 (nine months ago) link

It's a shitty version of Ferreira's look

Saint Turner

lol. at first he seemed like "lol that crossed the line mate" and then was like "man I suck"

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 03:05 (nine months ago) link

Panama having 66% possession not something I thought I'd see

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 July 2023 00:33 (nine months ago) link

imagine spending $200+ to take your kids to *this* match

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 July 2023 00:44 (nine months ago) link

LMFAO

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 July 2023 02:33 (nine months ago) link

No more Roldan plz

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 13 July 2023 04:11 (nine months ago) link

kinda glad someone else gets a chance to win this time. if the US had managed to win the tourney with this terrible roster of misfits, lord.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 July 2023 13:14 (nine months ago) link

four months pass...

really dk why I watch US vs T&T matches cos they always are lopsided and prove nothing but I'm itching for a football match so...here we go anyway

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 01:58 (five months ago) link

(big asterisk next to "always")

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 01:58 (five months ago) link

watching teams sit in a low block for 90 minutes and throw 9 men inside the box is oh so thrilling

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 02:42 (five months ago) link

lmao T&T player sent off. well this is about to be even less entertaining

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 02:45 (five months ago) link

still 0-0. jfc this is embarrassing

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 03:38 (five months ago) link

lol 3-0 within 8 minutes

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 03:55 (five months ago) link

Mexico losing the first leg to 78th ranked HOnduras wasn't something I anticipated, even with Mexico's current decline

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 November 2023 03:53 (five months ago) link


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