You have posted 17,088 messages

^^ including some of the most memorable ones in ilx history.

stats for Haberdager and unfished business remain unclear at this stage

You have posted 23,780 messages

You have posted 1,591 messages

Wow. I've always thought of myself as pretty much a lurker. I guess I am, relatively speaking. But still.

you have to break 2.5% of ned's post total to not be a lurker anymore

You have posted 8,042 messages

no wait

You have posted 8,043 messages

shit this thing keeps changing

You have posted 8,044 messages

how do I stop it do I unplug computer

how do i shot

(stupid)

too many. i think this stat is meant to depress traffic. or just the users.

You have posted 14,238 messages

how do u find out

it's at the top of the page when you click on Boards.

You have posted 32 messages

You have posted 18,342 messages

^^^ and this is just with this account I assume!!

You have posted 5,032 messages

i was quite shocked by this but now i see how restrained i have been.

tsk

i entreat you to change your display name.

maybe he could change it to camembert and choco taco ...

roger that

isn't that a britishism for something NSFW?

not sure who it is that's fuckin with me but mine reads

You have posted 1 message but you've posted it 7330 times

very fucking funny dan or whoever

omg

sarahel, i think you might enjoy 'dyson with death' on youtube.

louis I don't know if you're aware of this but you can get amazing bargains on florida swampland right now and I am keen to sell you some

^^^ closer to good Mexican food!

youtube, sarahel, youtube.

how do you do this?

I just went to ilxor.com & it redirected me to youtube where a video of HI DERE in a pope hat saying "you post too much" popped up

if i can defeat SB i can defeat global warming and hell those 'gators don't stand a chance

up front you can have all the royalties for my upcoming covers project, y/n

LJ if we did a poll of songs you should cover, would you do the winner(s) and post the result on youtube for us?

only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results

nah, it's up to you. no predictable choices is my sole request

you have to change all the words to "taco" though

or CD binders.

snaps i've only posted 134
looks like somebody gotta git bizy!
also i don't believe i've ever appraised anything

^^ think he's referring to J0hn

right

though a panel of judges - all with the initials JD would be good, too.

i was about to grant JDC a place on the judging panel

only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results

― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)

They Might be Giants

and the Zach Braff character from Scrubs

it would work in some horrendous, kooky way

I have a friend whose initials are JD, she works with autistic kids. She'd be a great judge.

no it is important that j0hn D be forced to choose a They Might (be) Giants song for you because that is part of the painful hilarity xpost

You have posted 26,772 messages

hey it was my idea, and I declare a They Might be Giants ban.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jruH8GUw1fQ/maxresdefault.jpg

i'm ashamed i have not prepared a proper pun for this occasion

You have posted 9,878 messages

well on my way to the 10,000 club. it would take 51 people at this point to hold me back.

Huh. I just discovered that I've written almost 1,000 more posts under this login (which I've used for less than four years) than I did under my previous login (which I used for twice as long). I've become a verbose muhfuh in my dotage.

I posted 0.16% of ILX.

― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

up to 0.18% despite (I think) posting less often

You have posted 33,482 messages

I'm still averaging about 1000 a year which is enough for me

Damnnn dude I have only posted 0.0008% of ilx

54,057

Slowing down in my bored old age.

i've only posted 3,470 times but every post inspired another poster to go out and form a post of their own

(whereas I've posted a measly 7,235 messages)

― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, November 2, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)

You have posted 9,610 messages

Treeship and I have each posted about 0.08% of ilx. he forgot to multiply by 100.

ah

You have posted 10,171 messages

sad i missed that i'd passed through the big 10k threshold, i'll have to wait another ten years or so and celebrate my 20,000th post

You have posted 9,286 messages

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i'm pretty sure over 1/2 of my posts were from 2013

You have posted 40,068 messages

iirc treesh you have some early realname posts inching you even closer to 10k but poss still not over it

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/history/2013/06/130607_HIST_JEdgarHoover.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

You have posted 10,000 messages

fwiw that works out to an average of 3.4 posts per day over the past 8 years. also fwiw my 10,000th post was

so so so unbelievably fucked up

― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)

ah fuck i missed mine: 10,113

21,645

I wonder what the TOMBOT account was up to

just under 18,000, according to the search function

my 10,000th post was

you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, September 30, 2016 9:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

about as appropriate as it was gonna get

lol

jesus folks at some stage today im likely gonna hit a significant milestone and i aint crying but i aint exactly proud neither

You have posted 72,345 messages

And that's just under the forksclovetofu moniker. Didn't you travel under a different name for a while before you came back home to this one?

yeah, i think i am officially at six figures here

i have 47,319 as karl malone, not sure about the Z_S era.

all i know is, every single one of them was a fantastic use of my time!!!!!!!!!!!

20,565 from this account not sure about total

89,433 on this log in and a few under other aliases I can't account for

I've got 3,956 under this name and 20,183 from my old how's life account. I'd have to guess somewhere under 10,000 total from all my accounts previous to that one.

I can't wait until we can finally trade them in for cold hard cash.

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You have posted 37,845 messages