Who do the British seemingly hate Q Magazine?

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Incidentally, the title of this thread (and I don't know why I hadn't noticed it further....clearly not enough coffee this morning) should be WHY....not who.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

slagging the press is a time-honoured british tradition, alex. dare i say, it's timeless!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahaha. Inarguably so, Scott.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

How do you kn... oh don't worry.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

you're all so timeless that you guys should be preserved in formaldehyde.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Julio are you treating us to some chemist humour?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Just a strange hunch here, hear me out....
Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay (or, for that matter, a Yank championing Matchbox Twenty)?

Pretty close, Alex, pretty close.

Side question - does anyone dislike the magazine/publication, to which they contribute? Better to be on the inside, pissing out, sez I!

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

**Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay**

It's the equivalent of wearing an 'I am a complete c-nt' t-shirt, Alex.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

''Hey Julio are you treating us to some chemist humour?''

tim lemme tell ya abt a chap called damian hurst (sp?)...

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, your getting there....Q magazine is for Virgin Radio listeners ...check their mostly dull rock muzak playlist [yuck]
http://www.virginradio.co.uk/music/playlist/index.html

Matchbox 20 are for Clear Channel Rock Radio listeners.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

It's the equivalent of wearing an 'I am a complete c-nt' t-shirt, Alex.

Hahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

With respect to Charlie's post, I work at NME and am, ahem, *ambivalent* it. One day, we should do a "post your rumours and misconceptions about NME" thread and I'll endeavour to answer them.

laticsmon (laticsmon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Obviously that should have read "ambivalent about it"

persecution smith (laticsmon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

What he said

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

I work at Vice and love Hitler, naturellement.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

Mozart et al (even saying et al is a big elision) did live once, they worked, their stuff was NEW, when it was. how could it have been 'timeless' then?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

What people mean when they say music is 'timeless' is that the music in question is finished; not only is its composition finished, but also its reception. There can be no re-assessment. This would be a sure way to kill music. Luckily it's not possible to 'finish' reception.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

momus muzak is timeless ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Music is not supposed to be anything you think it is. including that.

-- Alan, November 3rd, 2003.

Most OTM thing I've ever seen on this message board. Ever.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

Music is not supposed to be anything you think it is. including that.


ha ha ha! this would be so very true if it weren't so untrue. music can be whatever you friggin' want it to be! it's your life(don't you forget). music can even be a hat. and timeless just means that a piece of music doesn't know what time it is. unless it's a cuckoo clock. or a church bell. or a nokia cellphone. music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is. hah! what a weird empty unimaginative world some people must live in!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Eh, I guess yr right, Scott. I just get sick of people making sweeping dumb statements like "music is supposed to be _____."

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Melodic?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

i understand. when people make those sweeping statements and they repeat them like a mantra(and it's just something they heard repeated a thousand times somewhere else anyway) it usually means that they are afraid of opening up their ears to the infinite possibilities that sound offers. they are afraid of losing control. music and talking about music should never be like a dry church sermon. it should be like a beautiful hymn that is never sung the same way twice. i will never say these words again. and you should forget them right after you read them. in fact, forget i was ever here.

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

Just found this.

Here's how the advertising rationale works: you say to advertisers that your 50-70k circulation on average each let 4 other people see it, so a readership of 250,000 is what the ad sales guy tries to sell the ad buyers. S/he compares ad price to others in his market (Q is 25/34) based on what competitors' media pack rate is (easily available info) and believe me, it costs more to buy a full page next to Britney than it does to buy it next to the reviews. The outside back cover ALWAYS costs the most. So if you've got 1k a page and then 10k for the OBC and say 7k for the inside covers and you're running 90 pages of content to 70 of adverts you've got 88k in ad revenues (but that'll go to 80 or 70 once the ad people take commission). Say your cover price is £3 - you'd get £1 after distributors have had their gouge. So add say 50k to your 88k and you have £125k in each month to pay for EVERYTHING.

I have to fly but basically it boils down to cost per reader compared with others' cost per reader, who you've got on the cover (LIARZONE) and how much brandsex can be had. A lot of ads in fashion mags (especially fledgeling ones) are 'free' ads, meaning they are not paid for but donated by brand managers. If the staff of a fashion mag really want to hate on their competitor they'll gossip at parties that their Prada and Miu Miu ads were free.

(reminds self to grab media pack from Edgy Style Mag)

suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Is the phrase 'music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is' incompatible with the idea that it CAN be anything you want? I read it as a refutation of the idea that it SHOULD be timeless.

Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

it is incompatible cuz if music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is then music isn't anything you think it is. which means it can't be anything that you think it is.it's simple, really.

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

I thought he just meant it's not 'supposed' to be that for everyone. Just because Geir thinks music is supposed to be timeless doesn't mean everyone else has to assent to that. Like y'know, it CAN be whatever you want but that doesn't mean it's SUPPOSED to be.

Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

The difference between Q and Mojo is that Q writes about recent artists while Mojo writes about artists from the past. Sure, those recent artists that Q cover are mainly white males with guitars, writing traditional verse/chorus oriented melodic music, but that's just because they make the best music. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Geir for Pope!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

no, of course not. he's entitled to his wrong opinion. as is everybody. that's what makes the world so maddening. er, i mean, such a rich tapestry. i was simply disagreeing.

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

um, my post above was for Ferg. in case there is confusion. but while i'm at it, geir you are a loon! but you knew that already. and why you don't listen to more melodic norwegian metal is beyond me. you are made for the stuff!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

ha Alex in NYC on Killing Joke / The Gathering email list.......

Courtesy of a disc enclosed with the latest issue of much-maligned Brit
music periodical, Q magazine, I've finally heard two bands those silly Brits
have been spilling their lager all over themselves in praising, notably the
Darkness ("Get Your Hands Off My Woman") and the States' own Kings of Leon
("Red Morning Light")....and I'm fuckin' shocked at how fucking **AWFUL**
they both are....and they're the first two cuts on a disc dubbed "The Best
of `03".

Fuckin' dire, dire crap.

......What did he we tell you about Q magazine! and those dodgy rock bands !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

I just don't listen, do I! The Darkness and Kings of Leon are really considered the best there is out there? Ugh! I've lost faith in everything.

I didn't know you were a Gatherer, DJ!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

Fact: Jaz Coleman - Verbally abused The Darkness at the Kerrang Awards.....and I was the first to laugh at The Kings of Leon on ILM.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

Alex you have drunk too many beers in the past 2 years - I was the one that alerted The Gathering to the Killing Joke thread !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

Alex you have drunk too many beers in the past 2 years

Quite possibly true, but I guess I never make the connection as you never seem to post on the Gathering (unless you're doing so under a different moniker).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

q magazine always reads to me like the people who're making it have basically given up on life, and are masking their jealousy of those who haven't w/copious amounts of cynicism. it's a horrible read, i think. I honestly can't imagine what anyone sees in it. "his bobness". feh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

Now the Brits on The Gathering...are laughing at Alex and his Q buying habits ! We warned you !

More of a lurker..only recent post of note...spotted Jaz & young PR woman in Camden about a month ago.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

I read Q, yes, but I read a slew of things, so who cares? I mean, why not, right?

I work two twelve hour overnight shifts a week, so I snatch up pretty much every music periodical there is (within reason) to fill up those empty wee morning hours. I really should stop reading ROLLING STONE and SPIN, as all they seem to do is make me mad (way, way more so that Q, who at least acknowledge the existence of certain bands).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

"the mere fact that people are still listening to stuff by Bach, Beethoven and the rest of those fat, long-haired Western Europeans centuries after they first scribbled down their tunes certainly lends creedence to the notion of the high quality of the music in question. It has legs. Its appeal has real longevity. Will people still be listening to, say, Wilco in two hundred years? I sort've doubt it, but ya never know."

Maybe the reason people *won't* be listening to Wilco in two hundred years is because there probably won't be a large cultural and academic institution propping them up. If classical music wasn't so classical, wasn't so tied up in notions of good taste and refinement and a proper humanist education, would it be "timeless"? Certainly some people would listen to it, but any music you can name is liked and listened to by someone. Being accorded a privileged social status by the community as a whole has much more to do with how society sees itself in relation to the artistic form (and thus, simply, how society sees itself) rather than any inherent superiority within the music. The privileged status of classical music is as much about a dogged insistence upon the inherent rightness of the western musical tradition, and a reinforcement of class-based divisions of taste (see Bourdieu on this) as it is about the music itself. And one only has to look at Geir's frequent crypto-racist arguments for musical purity to see how deeply ideological appeals to Western Musical Tradition can be.

I'm not saying that classical music isn't good, but I don't think you can appeal to these notions of "timelessness" without noting the very glaring ideological dimensions to such a status (eg. we don't tend to call Chinese opera "timeless" - why not?). Maybe Wilco *will* be considered timeless in 200 years. If so, I'm sure society will have very good reasons for it and it won't simply be because Yankee Foxtrot Hotel or whatever it's called is some amazing album.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever. I've lost interest in defending music's arguable "timelessness" (and blame Geir for introducing that word to this thread, not me).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:37 (twenty years ago) link

Q is predictable in that, if they have previously given good reviews to a band, and said band releases an album that is as good as their previous ones, then they will still give a good review to that band.

I think that is a quite fair kind of predictability. What is pathetic is when a magazine gives a rave review to a band, and then, two years later said band follows that debut album with another album that is just as great, but in the meantime said mag has decided that band is no longer "hip", and as such, they give a really lousy review to their new album, while pretending to have disliked their previous one too.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

Q is predictable in that, if they have previously given good reviews to a band, and said band releases an album that is as good as their previous ones, then they will still give a good review to that band.


hahahaa

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link

They actually gave the Travis album 2 stars. I was like, "I can't believe this, Q actually gave Travis a lower rating than *I* did. (*kills self*)"

dave q, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 10:25 (twenty years ago) link

Q's reviewers have never liked Travis. In fact, Travis usually receive good reviews everywhere else but in Q.

(All the shit they receive are probably from writers whose musical taste is so different from what Travis are doing they aren't given the job to review Travis at all - obviously, you don't ask a hip-hop/dance fan to review Travis)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:17 (twenty years ago) link

''Whatever. I've lost interest in defending music's arguable "timelessness" (and blame Geir for introducing that word to this thread, not me).''

what a cop-out. you agreed with geir!

But Tim is correct here: that is what happens with 'Timeless' music: you can't argue with hiw good it is, how music and the way its received changes over time: it becomes preserved as this great thing and then ppl stop caring abt it. What is the point of even checking out classical music from bach or beethoven's time. I'd rather spend my time with 20th century classical right now.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

What is the point of even checking out classical music from bach or beethoven's time.

Well, some of it is nice to listen to julio!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

'What is the point of even checking out classical music from bach or beethoven's time'

because there is somebody, somewhere, who DOESN'T LIKE IT!

dave q, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

ok, which recording of the 9th symphony should i go for? bcz there are hundereds of them!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:36 (twenty years ago) link

sorry you all I'm just angry that classical I want to hear has been deleted.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:38 (twenty years ago) link


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