Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"porkchops and applesauce"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"WOO-HAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tom, delete ILX."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― Kitten With A Whip, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I hope I don't miss my cue, that'd suck"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What! It's not over until someone bleeds."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's time to start RUNNING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Pop a wheelie!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Did I do that?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"wahoo! we're half way there! Wa-hoo! We'll make it I swear!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"we named the dog Indiana"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oops, I did it again..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's not a tumor"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i stuck a 6 inch gold blade in the head of a girl"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Oh shit, I shouldn't have laughed...it's coming out my nose now too!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Peter North, eat yr heart out!"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm gonna cum."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The fact that I've been referred to twice now disturbs my tender sensibilities.

Matt Groening had a hilarious _Life in Hell_ on the very subject...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Y'know the cycles are getting too short for me round here."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Primary objective complete"

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"like sands through the hourglass babycakes..."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bellow:

"If love is a radio, turn it up to ten!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i've just completely drained my Rocco Baldelli's"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now for the secondary objective..."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now your Coco Crisps are soggy!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"pants"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tacoooo Belllll!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"sorry honey, were you saying something about your day?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've always been partial to "How ya like me now!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can we let Lena join in now, Julia?" < /wishful thinking>

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I am an emo warrior!"

― j3ss (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The truth of the matter is I CAN'T COME"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Just don't mess up my hair!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Make ya say UUUUUGGGGHHHH...come on baby say UUUUUUUUGGGGGGHH!"
"Uh....ugh?"
"NA NAAAW NA NAAAW!"
*sighs*
"C'mon, do it!"
"na naaaw na naaaw"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waar spoor voor de train naar Leiden, alstublieft?
Which platform for the train to Leiden, please?

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"LEONARD PART SIX!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I have one hard ball"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Rotzak!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You sank my Battleship!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Cock-a-whoop!"

and I imagine Tad saying "Kladderkaaatzjes!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"gotcha"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

'So, what's the deal with your sister/brother?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

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