i think you should leave with tim robinson

one comedy device I love is when someone goes on Fiverr and hires someone to dress like a newscaster or doctor or whatever and read something absolutely insane, presumably with no context on what its gonna be used for. I dont know why but this is always funny.

I often feel like he's more of a performance artist than a comedian but not sure it makes a difference.

How do we move our bodies ever?

He must have flipped my wife eight times!

I don't have netflix anymore so I look forward to all the now-inscrutable quotes from this

We could be making them up!

"then Google disgusting diarrhea in bowl image search"

Ray says the maitre d' has seen this picture before

I don't know, I've never gotten this far before!

TK Jewelers is a scam

Omg Richard Brecky sketch

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES

Cloth is hair!

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES

Just went to watch it again, definitely an all-time sketch

Actually crying from the egg game.

Hollywood Hunk Ryan Nemeth and Erick Rowan cameos!

the egg game was fantastic.

"you are looking at a nude ass"

the metal game show was great too even if it ended too abruptly for me.

YOU CAN'T PARK OVER THE SIDEWALK

We should be able to look at a little porn at work

I still don't think the eps really take off until episode 3, although I do like the first two. VR shopping was hilarious.

And don't just come to try and make me talk.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK!

I love this stuff. I love old stuff!

only saw the first, nothing as explosively funny as "ghost tour" or "coffin flop," but the zip line sketch was top notch.

also appreciating the driving crooner sketch more the more i think about it

https://media.giphy.com/media/6cFYYRYXCmS3hDAuXv/giphy.gif

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

i thought the guy was trying to steal my decals

the daughter double-time rapping at the end of the recital was great

I thought this was a little pimp.

the metal game show was great too even if it ended too abruptly for me.

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:07 (one hour ago) link

Spiritually captures the feeling of having a complicated idea that works perfectly in your own head but that you just can't get working in reality for one reason or another so it falls short... but if everyone else could just understand how you imagine it they would get how great it is. If only if only

absolutely! that's a great way to describe it

THREE SECONDS TO THINK OF SOMETHING SILLY? THAT'S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME!

*ENOUGH

hey everybody, look! the dog's blowing me!

Don Bondarley! king of the dirty songs!

god his reaction after getting sent home on the dating reality show

Before you make your decision, I just want you to know, I believe Carlos is a ho.

had to pause the Richard Brecky sketch because I was laughing too hard. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??? WHAT IS THAT!?!??

oh and the dog haircut lmao

think this season really ups the ante with all the misdirection, you really have no clue where any of these are going until the very end

IT'S A FUCKING CUP

https://egggame.org

I really hope Toilet Truck dies.

best part of the Richard Brecky one is how you can see they get just $1 every time he talks and then the next time you see him performing he's already up to like $60

consider this an official announcement that I have started watching the new season of ITYSL pic.twitter.com/XqPmK8M0Rv

— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) May 31, 2023

Just waiting for someone make a shirt with the “learn respect" computer drawing

i got too hyper

joeks aside, the kids singing for the fourth grade recital were pretty adorable and so was the concert and I got distracted from the laughs by that.

also the nice touch of having them open by singing an antiquated, 119 year old turn-of-the-century song filled with references the kids could never possibly understand, which is par for the course with elementary school choirs.

also the performers on that pop-punk song are Turnstile, under a pseudonym, who wrote "I Don't Wanna Go on Listening" for the sketch

had to pause the Richard Brecky sketch because I was laughing too hard.

Same. Genuine tears

WE'RE GONNA GO NUTS IN THERE

Oh! I can just run!

lollll

There was a spike last night. We're you at Haunted House?