I thought the blurred lines piece was real good w a complex subject. My only quibbles were I think it bears noting that robin thicke's fanbased up until blurred lines was predominantly black R&B fans, seems like a relevant point; and that robin thicke using a sarcastic voice, "as if this provided mitigating context," sounds like it does in fact provide mitigating context, but he kind of reports it like its an ad hoc mea culpa
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Monday, 3 April 2023 07:05 (one year ago) link
on the whole tho, again, I thought it handled a pretty layered conversation admirably
I'd have been more favourably receptive to that very well-written Warren Zevon review if the rating had been anything but a 10 (for an album where I only really like two songs).
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 3 April 2023 11:36 (one year ago) link
Depends what you want from critical writing. I don't expect my judgments to coincide with the writer's; I get off on the insights and turns of phrase.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2023 11:47 (one year ago) link
Someone pointed out on Twitter that it was weird that the name Linda Ronstadt didn't appear anywhere in the Zevon review. I mean yeah, the album came out and did OK on its own, but Ronstadt's covers of "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" and "Carmelita" and "Hasten Down The Wind" probably did as much to get his name out there as anything he did on his own.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 3 April 2023 14:15 (one year ago) link
I don't expect my judgments to coincide with the writer's
Nor do I, but anybody's perfect score feels really pushy: "you can't not love this!"
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
Resist, my son.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
I have fought dragons like My Boring Dull Torpid Fantasies before.
I also understand that, for every decimal point they go below 10, fewer listeners will be inspired to listen to any vintage record they review.
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 01:12 (one year ago) link
My reaction if “Low” or “I Gotta Feeling” came on would be to bop my head! The idea that “upbeat, peppy, or salacious” songs curdle from overexposure feels straight-up wrong (and including “salacious” in the list is putting finger on scale… obv “Low” may not be appropriate for all settings, but that has nothing to do with the point being made).
Discarding the specific examples, I'd say an overplayed ballad often feels more like an ambient irritation, while an overplayed uptempo number tends to have a stronger hook to remember, which is a double edged sword. Huge generalization I know.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 09:46 (one year ago) link
Overplayed uptempo numbers tend towards the coercive.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 10:11 (one year ago) link
I think for me, the worst kind of overplayed song is something like Semisonic's "Closing Time" (or, to choose songs I "actually like"), "Losing My Religion," or "Sweet Child O' Mine"... mid-tempo rockers with insistent rhythms that leave no breathing room.
― hypnic jerk (morrisp), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
Oh, I didn't have dance tracks in mind -- always the exception.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link
I cannot hear "uptempo [god-damn] numbers" without thinking of Casey Kasem's hilarious outtake!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link
Ha ha... I don't even have to watch that, it's burned into my brain :)
― hypnic jerk (morrisp), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link
Yeah! The one where he butchers the radio station name, then just yells, "Oh, FUCK!"
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 23:36 (one year ago) link
good discussion upthread but IMHO the only valid reaction to hearing "I Gotta Feeling" in 2023 is immediately setting the building you're in on fire until it stops
― Trout Fishing in America (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 April 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link
the only reason why it's not BEP's worst song is because they have so many worse, i.e. "My Humps".
I think the only ones I like are "Where is the Love?" and "Let's Get It Started"
― Trout Fishing in America (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 April 2023 20:40 (one year ago) link
Neanderthal, you so two thousand and late
― hypnic jerk (morrisp), Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:49 (one year ago) link
For some reason I read that too fast as "Where Is My Towel?" and now I'm pondering this BEP/Pixies/TMBG/Weird Al crossover.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link
Throw Douglas Adams in there too.
I was at Six Flags with my kid this weekend and was just struck by the supreme beauty of I Gotta Feeling. It almost made me cry tears of joy.
― peace, man, Monday, 10 April 2023 13:29 (one year ago) link
We love "I Gotta Feeling" because we have built up this secret mythology that Will.I.Am kept getting invited to perform at a lot of fancy industry-people bar mitzvahs until it occurred to him to create the perfect fun for the whole family bar mitzvah song. "Fill up my cup (Drank)/Mazel tov (L'chaim)," indeed.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6mtj6yGkCw
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 April 2023 14:30 (one year ago) link
jesus, fuck tweedy
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 10 April 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link
idk if he's his type
― Trout Fishing in America (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 April 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link
very dumb but made me laugh
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link
as far as this era of pop songs is on the table, the one that is absolutely a NO NO NO NO NO from me is "Moves Like Jagger." I would rather drink Will.I.Am's fetid urine than ever hear "Moves Like Jagger" ever again.
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link
thanking u
― Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link
For me, it's "Roar." Will always associate it with the Clinton campaign.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link
"Accidental Racist" may have been the nadir of that era
― Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:09 (one year ago) link
but did provide one of the most entertaining ILX discussions from that era
my humps is so much better than where is the love tf
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link
My Humps is a like, worst of the 21st century nominee
― Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:45 (one year ago) link
nothing sampling 'I need a freak' can be that bad
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:47 (one year ago) link
Every Maroon 5 song after "Jagger" turned into a tenement fire set by a far.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2023 21:49 (one year ago) link
*fart
https://i.imgur.com/123quVO.png
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/fPJcYrd.png
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 14 April 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link
A can of orange White Claw has subtly disappeared, Kubrick-style
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Friday, 14 April 2023 19:17 (one year ago) link
I’d be embarrassed to have to summarize a Rolling Stone puff piece about something this dumb, add that a related Instagram story “was viewed by Pitchfork,” and call it reporting.
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
i don't think anyone is claiming that's reporting
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 18 April 2023 16:12 (one year ago) link
OK, I'd be embarrassed to put it in the News section of my music website
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link
Time to find another beat then.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link
Good idea – I'm gonna turn the tables and start a blog that ONLY rewrites articles about imagined beefs that stans are tweeting about, so ppl will scratch their heads when actual news slips in.
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
(only beefs that have already been confirmed not to exist, of course)
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
Onlybeefs is a good website idea
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link
Here’s an article that makes almost comically liberal use of notorious weasel words “allegedly” and “claimed” (a Pitchfork favorite). It’s really irritating, if you care about news writing. (I found it through a link in another article that mentions these guys’ “alleged experience”).
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Thursday, 20 April 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link
In the interest of being Fair and Balanced, I thought this was a good piece.
― morrisp.fandom.com (morrisp), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link
lol they are covering this like watergate
https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/an-interview-with-the-teenager-who-livestreamed-frank-oceans-coachella-set/#intcid=_pitchfork-bottom-recirc_66f1f5ef-762b-423d-ab66-94394752db76_cral2-2_fallback_popular4-1
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link
I got there at about 9 a.m. and waited in the sun for three hours till doors opened at noon. Then I sprinted as fast as I could to the barricade, and me and my two friends sat there for the next 11 hours.
So basically she waited the length of a flight to Australia.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 April 2023 17:50 (one year ago) link