quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

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they might if they recall the lyrics to "pride (in the name of love)" still, basic point taken.

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Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

the Neil Armstrong is just there--i'm not aware of a U2 song about him

Mr. Que, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Man why didn't U2 make a song about all the important events & their dates, 1967-199?

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, I can be pretty catty about having to make reprint cx to a book in which someone MISTAKENLY CORRECTED Michel Legrand's name to "Michael" and now I have to fix it, when I could have proof-read the goddamn thing for them in the first place. But dates...apart from 1492 and 9/11? No.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Man why didn't U2 make a song about all the important events & their dates, 1967-199?

"we didn't start the unforgettable fire"?!?

Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

but laurel, can you a copy a date from one place to another and not fuck it up??

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl who make mistakes should be shot imo

SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't really think it's necessary to have all these historic dates archived in yr brane but at least know a reliable place to look them up & know how to copy & paste them into your word processing computer machine???

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i bet whoever did it can't even tie their own shoes

SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

making these shoes the NYT footwear of choice:

http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/372413_hi

no laces!

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

That gives me a much different vision of their editorial meetings.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

They play a lot of Razed in Black and forget important dates together.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, that's the confusing part: I don't know how you check a date and then copy it wrong. dates are pretty short.

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

british to american date formatting confusion? maybe?

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

On 11/9/2001 absolutely nothing of importance happened

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe I just have a mind for dates and other numbers. (I also have nearly all of my credit card and bank account numbers memorized.) Plus, July 20 -- the moon landing date -- is also my wedding anniversary.

I am moving on baby, I am moving on (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

did anyone finish that michael pollan article on julia child and how no one cooks anymore? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mr. Que, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude's kind of one note, isn't he.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

The New Antiquarian abodes look like my brother's house, except his is all comic book shit and Nightmare Before Christmas memorabilia.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, unfortunately, since i feel he's right abt a lot of food issues but he always ends up preaching the same homily over & over

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

would still prefer to see pollan movie adaptation than that julia child blogger thing no matter how awesome meryl streep's impression is.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

unless she dry-humps philip seymour hoffman as capote or something spectacular like that happens

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

her and ed harris' pollock go on a crime spree

SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a commercial for that film that makes me worry they have tried to make Julia Child into the kind of plucky know-nothing heroine who goes "whee" and claps for herself after successfully making a dish in cooking school. I hope I've just misinterpreted it or seen something out of context, because my sense is that Julia Child was sort of a badass?

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i read somewhere over the weekend that she uses a machine gun to make coq au vin at some point in the movie--i'll try to find it

Mr. Que, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

she was a college baller and tried to join the Navy

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

smart, well-educated, sophisticated, tall, and according to Wikipedia helped develop a shark repellent to keep sharks from setting off mines

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i think thats from the early part of her life, when she first moved to france and fell in love with food but didnt really know what she was doing

max, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know if the "whee" part is true-to-life

max, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

it seems wrong to give someone space in the back of the times magazine to talk about his important experience, as a presumably non-autistic grown man, of how not to get along with neighbors.

haha thats how that thing always seems to work ~ like the one before this one was a dude thats like 50 coming to the groundbreaking realization that while its foolish and limiting to be overcautious lyfe is still dangerous and bad things can happen, even if they usually dont. also that he doesnt no how to work his kids car seat

she looked like blanka from sfII but chubbier (Lamp), Monday, 3 August 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Wasnt she a spy?

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

she comes across as totally confident and awesome and someone i'd wish i'd known in this movie

SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly it's like two seconds of a TV commercial, what do I know, but it seemed to be going for empathy between the modern light-film viewer and Julia Child in that kind of romantic-comedy way that often makes women relatably inept -- which is fine, male and female characters both get the "relatably inept" thing, but Julia Child going "whee I cooked something" and clapping (possibly while surrounded by dismissive-looking male students) seemed a tad much.

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yay, s1ocki, glad to know it's just the ad!

nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

tell you what, when i cook a Beef Bourguignon the first time, i'm clapping and saying whee, too. and i'm a badass.

Mr. Que, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

In her haste, she said, she looked up the dates for two big stories that Cronkite covered — the assassination of Martin Luther King and the moment Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon — and copied them incorrectly.

I hate to be that guy, but not knowing these two dates off the top of one's head kinda boggles my mind.

― I am moving on baby, I am moving on (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, August 3, 2009 11:02 AM

It's good that you're rainman and all but you need a bit of a reality check on this.

musically, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i think those dates are supposed to be seared into old people memory, like 9/11/2001 or 11/12/1955.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

When a "great" newspaper hemorrhages money, pity the poor editorial skeleton crew.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the “coolios” of now

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Even for hipster jerks it's all about the president.

it's like i have a couple worked up orc dicks under my arms (Alex in SF), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

coolsters

mark cl, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The risible Joe Nocera writes an all-too-believably idiotic column about the Post Office. His take? Its pesky obligations to its employees are absurd, with no grounding or justification, and universal service is unnecessary anyway.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/08/business/08nocera.html

But this is the real kicker. According to Nocera, the real reason the USPS is suffering is the Internet. Why would that be, you ask? Can one send a halogen bulb or hardback via email now?

Well, no. He says that email means no one sends personal letters any more. It's all just junk mail! Aunt Fannie doesn't pen personal thank-you notes any more, so the USPS has a multimillion dollar deficit!

Question - did Nocera ever stop - just for a second - to think that Internet shopping might INCREASE Post Office revenue?

He even mentions that 2006 was when the USPS handled its highest volume of mail ever! I guess 2007 was the year Aunt Fannie stopped writing. I don't know.

Oh, and he bigs up his own column in this piece of advertising, disguised as his "blog":

http://executivesuite.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/08/07/lets-outsource-the-post-office/

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the post should get in on the action
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132009/news/regionalnews/pedro_kin_no_show_no_no_184356.htm

kamerad, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

1 - that's in the Post
2 - that's actually exposing the ruling class as a bunch of looting layabouts

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

man ive been rocking the beer belly since high school

max, Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

So hip.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

middle-aged dads finally have their moment in the sun

velko, Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

omg, this is terrific: ever since I moved and gained like 10 pounds I've been all bummed that all my old shirts look a little, umm, pronounced around the center -- little did I know that I was just CUTTING FUCKING EDGE

nabisco, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link


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