The good transaction is 3 rounds at rate with a 2/5 beer/drink tip ratio, 4th on the house with a 2x tip
― calstars, Thursday, 30 March 2023 22:56 (one year ago) link
All the lesbians are leavingProbably my fault
― calstars, Monday, 3 April 2023 01:07 (one year ago) link
Piano tuner checks his work by playing some Billy Joel
― calstars, Saturday, 8 April 2023 19:43 (one year ago) link
smh
Long night but it ended with patrons walking out and leaving $40 on the bar as they left “for the person who cleans the bathrooms” which…was us this time. I didn’t have to do it but there was puke on the walls. That’s all good night.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 9 April 2023 04:46 (one year ago) link
“Your music sucks!” I said to the dj
― calstars, Friday, 14 April 2023 01:47 (one year ago) link
It’s true. It sucks
― calstars, Friday, 14 April 2023 01:49 (one year ago) link
3 ipas, then 3 stouts
― calstars, Sunday, 16 April 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
Left umbrella at bar yesterdayCame back today, they gave me a similar one (“we have 30 umbrellas behind the bar, just take this one”)Left that umbrella behind today
― calstars, Sunday, 16 April 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link
George Costanza just took that one
― Josefa, Sunday, 16 April 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
used to frequent a bar that had a rotation of hoodies like that
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 16 April 2023 23:06 (one year ago) link
At a certain bar the servers start spraying disinfectant at the bottom of their fridges clearly they think I’m A spy for the the doh
― calstars, Monday, 17 April 2023 00:01 (one year ago) link
Honestly it’s enough to be in the presence of some of these servers
― calstars, Monday, 17 April 2023 00:04 (one year ago) link
Now she’s cleaning surfaces that have never been cleaned uhh
― calstars, Monday, 17 April 2023 00:07 (one year ago) link
go home
― Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Monday, 17 April 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link
Smell of kaya in the air
― calstars, Monday, 17 April 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link
objectifying service employees (even -- especially? -- with a pseudonym on a message board) is a violation of the social contract and i am not here for it
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Monday, 17 April 2023 13:16 (one year ago) link
Porter deep dive
― calstars, Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:53 (one year ago) link
yuppies and fags like me, good god i’ve been here too long lmfao
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Saturday, 22 April 2023 00:14 (one year ago) link
Trans support bud light buycott in progress
― calstars, Saturday, 22 April 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link
“I have no idea what I’m doing here what’s going on?”
― calstars, Thursday, 27 April 2023 23:00 (one year ago) link
mantra: remember tomorrow
― calstars, Friday, 28 April 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link
In place of a buy back, the bartender offered me a shot. “No thanks” I waived him off. “Coffee?” He offered. I shook my head. “You don’t like coffee?”
― calstars, Sunday, 30 April 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link
Cooped up with the flu since Wednesday, finally back on the beat today
― calstars, Sunday, 7 May 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link
During the pandemic it was standing room only outside and I’m keeping the habit
― calstars, Friday, 19 May 2023 23:39 (eleven months ago) link
The flying insect that I saved from drowning in my beer and then flicked off my table is now heroically climbing up the wall drunk off its ass#survivor
― calstars, Thursday, 1 June 2023 18:57 (eleven months ago) link
Bartender tells me I’m “going for a record” but he is misinformed
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2023 21:28 (eleven months ago) link
The insect you saved is probably dead now
― Josefa, Sunday, 4 June 2023 21:33 (eleven months ago) link
older guy hitting on me claims to have been the second to last king of Iraq in a past life. his son was the last. he's never heard of Archy & Mehitabel. "sounds Kafkaesque"
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 4 June 2023 22:06 (eleven months ago) link
Sounds like a good time to go to the next bar
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2023 22:40 (eleven months ago) link
I’ve been standing around lately but some songs when they come on just crush me and force me into a seat
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2023 22:42 (eleven months ago) link
like what?
xp yep, i humored him while covertly texting my tardy pal to meet at a different bar. the guy was drunk tbf.
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 4 June 2023 23:38 (eleven months ago) link
zen bar life 2023
― calstars, Friday, 16 June 2023 01:13 (ten months ago) link
I was at an oyster bar 2nite and the bartender bought my second beer so I could power through the rest of the dozen, it was heaven
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 16 June 2023 01:36 (ten months ago) link
Oysters and beer is a heavenly combination - my 2014 self
― calstars, Friday, 16 June 2023 01:51 (ten months ago) link
Bud Light plant
― calstars, Sunday, 18 June 2023 22:52 (ten months ago) link
If it takes dave 4 hours to drink 6 beers, how many minutes does it take dave to drink each beer?
― calstars, Saturday, 1 July 2023 01:17 (ten months ago) link
the Dj at the bar is playing “night shift” lol
― calstars, Sunday, 2 July 2023 03:41 (ten months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/z78iy9S.jpg
― calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2023 21:18 (nine months ago) link
wait why did i think you were a brit calstars
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 July 2023 21:37 (nine months ago) link
The teeth probably
― calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2023 21:38 (nine months ago) link
aye, well cheers, about to head to the bar myself.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 July 2023 21:58 (nine months ago) link
Salud!
― calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2023 22:08 (nine months ago) link
Bartender has a huge cucumber behind the bar that she keeps cutting into for slices. What could she be making?
― calstars, Sunday, 16 July 2023 03:37 (nine months ago) link
pimm's cup?
― H in Addis, Sunday, 16 July 2023 04:58 (nine months ago) link
I’ll never know
― calstars, Sunday, 16 July 2023 05:04 (nine months ago) link
― kinder, Sunday, 16 July 2023 09:26 (nine months ago) link
pimms surely
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 16 July 2023 10:21 (nine months ago) link
_Bartender has a huge cucumber behind the bar that she keeps cutting into for slices. What could she be making?_You answered yourself in your previous post iirc
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 July 2023 11:23 (nine months ago) link
Hahaha
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 July 2023 12:12 (nine months ago) link