what is the most boring MLB matchup?

I turned on the Reds/Pirates game because I saw that Hunter Greene was throwing 105, and it made me realize that a guy's gotta throw 108 to make me watch Reds/Pirates

— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) March 30, 2023

for me it’s like rockies-diamondbacks. very boring teams that don’t even have much of a team legacy. colorado is probably a nice enough place but arizona is just nothing. trying to think if i name four players across both teams off the top of my head.

reds and pirates both have individual players i enjoy at least.