could you complete mama's pasta challenge

i don't think that i can take it
cos i took so long to bake it

seems like a real neanderthal would jump on that ball like a dog on turkey

i am a half-Italian caveman so meatballs are in my blood

i gotta know who went for "all that + 5 breadsticks" but we may never know because they have probably exploded by now :(

bloody meatballs aw jeez. that phrase might contaminate my future meatball experiences the same way splooge has banjaxed zabaglione sauce.