zing

eBay is an e-commerce platform made up of many sellers

http://music.ebay.co.uk/

-- djmartian, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Thanks for that link - not sure it'll catch on though.

-- Matt DC, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

sdfm dfksd

what thread

fopp, on ilm

"sdfm dfksd"

waht

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha
i love nabisco but that is some funny stuff

yeah, same here. but that was undeniable.

i don't even hate on the guy. i just see what you guys post here and everyone laughing about the nabisco otm meme. just a bit of fun

Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.

The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

-- en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (Yesterday) Link

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif

-- Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (16 hours ago) Link

lol

holy shit xD

ha, one point for that guy.

drumming for 77 minutes straight is no easy feat

Uh I do this all the time

-- Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:53 (1 hour ago) Link

no not marching band

-- sexyDancer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:55 (1 hour ago) Link

If we insist on having a persona-handle front-and-center in a piece of music, at least "poverty tourism" and "third world democracy" admits to the existence of poverty and the third world. (I'm not here to defend Maya as some sort of Chomsky figure, of course.)

-- mark 0, Friday, May 18, 2007 12:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

hang on i'm a bit drunk but -- woah shit those things exist?!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, May 18, 2007 11:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i was about to post this:

Yes, I went there a bunch of times, though I could never get anybody to go with me.
-- Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, December 13, 2005 5:30 PM

guessing it didn't have an "all ages" policy
-- bobby bedelia, Thursday, 5 July 2007 04:31 (13 hours ago) Link

and then saw this directed at Bimble. not much of a "zing", but wow....

And (1) don't EVER summon me to a thread again
(2) I am not interested in you at all for any purpose, let alone that which you have just described.

I think you are some sort of tasteless weird guy that is somehow also very aggressive in a way that I find sad. Try fucking a girl (or guy). You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something and you are just jealous because you have no fucking idea what it means like to have actually lived through any sort of significant youth culture.

FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR SHIT ALTOGETHER.

You fucking smelly pineapple!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 5 July 2007 06:14 (12 hours ago) Link

rofl what thread

The Roxy New York 1982-84.

Bump! Why does the bloody release date have to be the end of the month? At least I have Wolk's book to tide me over for a couple days...

-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 10 of about 36,300 for "write your own book". (0.20 seconds)

-- Marcello Carlin, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:19 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:26 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

saxby d. elder is a twot. bimble is crazy but not actively a dickwad.

Not so much a zing, more a kind of KAPOW:

how does oink track that I was a user before and got banned, when I'm trying to log in with a new invite?

-- czn, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:38 (19 minutes ago) Link

who gives a fucking fat rat's ass?

-- electricsound, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:40 (17 minutes ago) Link

lol@ "You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something..."

losing yer edge threads are never pretty. was saxby someone else once? i feel like all these people know who i am on ilm and i don't know their new names.

Wait, I swear I saw this like 6 months to a year ago and there was a thread on it.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Which makes it even funnier, b/c he's obviously not had much luck finding his talent.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i'm glad you passed him over and found more talented bandmates.

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:29 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I wank a lot, Tracer.

-- Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, May 21, 2004 7:12 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

We've read Stylus yes

-- Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, May 21, 2004 7:45 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

But I'm not sure that is the whole point of these photos.

This is actually a really fascinating thread because it puts much of the indie ethos on display, namely, that forever unresolvable conflict between art and commerce. Most indie bands aim to shake off as many markings of commerce as possible and thus probably don't even want to be in a photo much less labor to make it interesting. After all, these are publicity photos. For some, even putting themselves on display at a live show can be uncomfortable.

But this is what people who like indie like about indie, gap pants in a park/café/basement and all.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:53 (Yesterday) Link

That's a really great insight to have had in 1998..

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:07 (2 hours ago) Link

look up this word: necrophilia

-- =[[ (eman), Friday, August 11, 2006 6:43 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
Look up this word: arsehole

-- Jaimee, Saturday, August 12, 2006 4:43 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

goodtimes zingyzongy fun:

heavy ho ho,

too thick or you'd dip ur wick?

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/7/14/50577290_31e03edb.gif

-- jergïns, Friday, July 13, 2007 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'd dip my tenwick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

your lil tenwick

signed,

BIGG CONRAD

-- Confounded, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

more like yr bigg 10mm wick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^
LOLZ

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh shit confounded!!!!! how does it feel to get so thoroughly owned???

-- Lingbert, Friday, July 13, 2007 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'll tell u when it happens

-- Confounded, Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

mercury music prize: 2007

let's see if we can rise above and pay it no heed this year, ok?

-- lex pretend, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:52 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No better way to ignore something than by posting in a thread about it.

-- bnw, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:58 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

albini-engineered, unreleased iotk is better than regular iotk.

both albini & mckaye disagree with you on this matter

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:24 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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and your point is? probably a few mountain goats fans love stuff you wrote off years ago.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:00 PM (5 days ago)

wowzerz.

not actually that harsh.

oh hey here is a question: someone posted this on my last.fm 'shoutbox' and i do not know what it means - what does it mean?

Bang goes Steve Albini's 'theory' again.

it means steve albini does not have a good explanation for gaps in the fossil record

ban ghost rider

who is ghost rider

WHO IS RIVER WOLF

har
it's true that the capitalization of Bang made me think of Big Bang
this person/stranger and i have like 100% music compatability, so i know it's not a zing - maybe it's a zing against steve a though. shrug
xpost

yes, it's a zing against me. sorry for not supplying the back story.

hahar

steve a sez women don't listen to good music

I don't care if you came in to shit on El, Aes, Vast Aire, MF Doom or fucking Humpty Hump; what the issue is here is your predictable tendency to just step in like your opinion of underground rap means anything more significant than "The beats are not jiggy crunk and the rhymes are too complex therefore it is shitty and worthless". The only reason you probably looked in this thread was because the header was "Aesop Rock is cool" and you probably had a snarky "I can't understand what he is rapping about and the production makes me sad" retort, and all you did was just replace that with "ew El-P for four minutes, that's awful". Have you even fucking HEARD THE VERSES? I think Matos and I made it pretty damned clear that they're pretty different from his usual style. Fucking A. And "timidly closeminded taste in rap": yeah, that's precious. I guaranfuckingtee you I have more appreciation and tolerance for mainstream hip-hop than you have for underground hip-hop.

What I want ILM to be is something above "hurr hurr uh like dude that suxx"; you seem to approach most indie rap in a tone that sounds like a hyperactive teenager on a Dew-and-crank bender lashing out against all those horrible critics who said bad things about "bling bling" in their big-up reviews of Stankonia or Labor Days.

-- Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

dude he made an el-p joke. if you got mad at everybody that dissed el-p on the internet everyday youd be a very busy man!

-- chaki (chaki), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

nate was so sincere and you broke him :(

i think everyone should have to take a mandatory course called "learning to enjoy and find humour in getting one's own balls busted." people would enjoy life a lot more. and there'd be tons more great zings.

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

come to think of it, alex - it was the media that attacked me + nearly crushed my hand.

-- dyson (dyson), Monday, January 26, 2004 12:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

It's a good thing you've never been robbed by a black person, dyson, you might have to join the kkk.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, January 26, 2004 1:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

(xpost) otm. That woman is deeply frustrated
Turning Up The Suck - the Soundcheck and Sound Engineer Nightmare Thread
(not that I'm entirely unsympathetic about what happened, but my god...)

Ethan, why are you still dredging up 4-year-old shit re: Nate zings? Did he fuck your girl?

i just reposted a 3 year old zing!!

i got zinged

^^ potential ilx tee

hey dave i posted it because its a classic zing - my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it