Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

prob be like four hours of keyboard preset music then thirty seconds of unexplainable death metal

please remake track without death metal
computer: ok here you go
it has more death metal now
computer: ok here it is with more death metal

for awhile now whenever i see the phrase “deep fakes” my mind silently appends “by Jack Handey”

Deep Takes

for The Shallow Guy

i lold

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming pic.twitter.com/LZJJvs6nqt

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) March 27, 2023

haha me too

haha!

i can imagine ai replacing the artists who make "lo fi beats to chill and study to."

Wait, actual factual question, are the songs on those playlists not already algorithmically generated?

Not at all! At least not until a few months lol

AI seems extremely well-suited to making lo-fi chill study beats

chill lofi beats to make chill lofi beats to

yea I think it could probably do that and maybe some commercial stuff as well. like right now there's a whole industry called "library music" where the point is to make music that sounds like say Jean-Michel Jarre but not enough that you get sued. all that 'royalty-free' music used for advertisements and corporate stuff is probably going this way

unpopular (maybe actually popular?) opinion but I wouldn't mind if Kanye were replaced by an AI. I guess that includes the music.

Digistore EU have promoted an AI to their website's chat function. It's not working particuarly well. Follow my attempts to get a tracking number that result in a milkshake recipe and a rude poem. (1/2) pic.twitter.com/fr67JMB1om

— Steve Guntrip (@guntrip) March 28, 2023

Friend was on a training course this week and told me that the guy presenting was constantly using ChatGPT to creative test questions and other stuff apparently.

Does anybody remember "Jarvis"?

https://www.gadgets360.com/apps/features/mark-zuckerbergs-jarvis-ai-what-it-is-what-it-can-do-and-more-1640658

"Why did Mark Zuckerberg build Jarvis?

Building Jarvis, and running 365 miles, were Zuckerberg’s personal challenge for 2016; his annual challenges in the past have been to learn Mandarin, read two books a month, and to meet a new person every day."

some of these annual challenges are easier than others... two books a month, imagine!

Yeah but maybe they were in Mandarin

weird building jarvis and running 365 miles were my personal challenges for 2016 too

he cant get enough of the stuff

"Will Smith eating spaghetti" generated by Modelscope text2video

credit: u/chaindrop from r/StableDiffusion pic.twitter.com/ER3hZC0lJN

— Magus Wazir (@MagusWazir) March 28, 2023

are we sure that's AI

he's not eating spaghetti, he has a spaghetti beard

Now Bing is *also* claiming Turley was accused of sexually harassing a student on a class trip in 2018. It cites as a source for this claim Turley's own USA Today op-ed about the false claim by ChatGPT, along with several other aggregations of his op-ed. pic.twitter.com/p7NA45kHyD

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 5, 2023

ai seems pretty bad for the internet

I feel like it’s not going to be available to the public for long. Too much liability.

i used chatgpt to c0de today lol (asked it typescript a react component) it worked enough

A student handed in a chat gpt generated paper that consisted almost entirely of hallucinations. It was on a short poem and the paper seemed to be talking about a totally different poem, even concocting fake quotes.

saw some teachers talking about ai fake quotes in papers on twitter, jfc

whatever happened to hallucinating for real, maaaaaaaaaan

I felt like I was hallucinating when I read the paper and it was discussing a completely different poem from the one I remembered. And plausibly too, internally the paper made sense. Then I remembered this AI stuff and was like aha so this is what’s going on.

why does it make up quotes lol thats not a good feature

If you say “write an essay about x” it doesn’t. I think you need to specify “with quotes.”

with real quotes

you would think quoting would be about the easiest thing it could do

It’s not because it’s based on text prediction. It’s always just approximated what you would expect it to say. Very weird technology.

In this student’s case, the bot talked about themes present in many of this poet’s other work. Alas, they weren’t relevant to the poem they were assigned to write about.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/07/15/69594635-11949507-image-a-79_1680879209616.jpg

Since Canvas Turnitin introduced an AI calculator, I've busted six students for using ChatGTS, two of whom earned a 100% percentage; when confronted he said he got lazy.

*ChatGPT

damn

Chat GPT "Write a lame excuse for handing in an essay as your own that was entirely AI-generated"

Start regularly recording your parents, elders and loved ones. With enough transcript data, new voice synthesis and video models, there is a 100% chance that they will live with you forever after leaving physical body. This should be even possible by end of the year.

— Pratik Desai (@chheplo) April 8, 2023

i watched a play about this concept a few years ago. i believe that in the end, we learned that it was creepy

this was a fucking Black Mirror episode ffs

its funny how this ai conversation is playing out over chatbots, a technology thats trained to look like talking that doesnt really care if what its saying is true or not, its hard to talk about ai in a wider sense because its very technical and because it doesnt really mean anything, so we just talk about the chatbots that make up fake quotes when student use it to write a paper for them, lol

Last month, Google released a chatbot, Bard. Weeks earlier, ethics experts recommended blocking the launch, saying Bard was dangerous and inaccurate. Their director changed the document, removing the recommendation and downplaying Bard’s risks. w/@KYWeisehttps://t.co/L2OUZO0ASd

— Nico Grant (@nicoagrant) April 7, 2023

I asked #ChatGPT for the average age of US soldiers in the Korean War. It began with a confident "22". I asked for sources. It eventually confessed to getting it from a MASH episode. pic.twitter.com/ywyRozlH9I

— Gene Zubovich (@genezubovich) April 11, 2023

how long until we have AI generated "I made ChatGPT do this thing" articles.

it doesn't actually know where it gets information, right? the second answer is just predictive text based on the two questions

I did a spot check and one of the articles it cites was attributed to the wrong institution, and another was a book published in 2010 so it's unlikely it'd have parsed the text

it's just regurgitating things related to the korean war

yeah its a chatbot not a search bot its trying to chat not give perfect info, im sure someone is attempting to address this issue but right now its just really unreliable