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the thing we all know about

Musk says Twitter is on the path of an inverse startup. 5/5

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) March 25, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 March 2023 16:45 (two months ago) link

Musk innovating in the enddown space.

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Sunday, 26 March 2023 16:48 (two months ago) link

oops lol

Twitter says its source code was posted online and worked to get it taken down from GitHub on Friday. Now it's trying to unmask the anonymous user behind the leak. Our sources say that the person is a former Twitter employee who left last year. https://t.co/mML5OXkUit

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) March 26, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:27 (two months ago) link

who "left"

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:50 (two months ago) link

Weird what happens when you fire a few thousand people

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:35 (two months ago) link


— hingo🫡 (@hingo) March 26, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 27 March 2023 16:52 (two months ago) link

Full Self Driving as they call it. Damage on the front end, driver unconscious. pic.twitter.com/il1ak11ukg

— Joe Sixpack Capital (@Joe6packcapital) March 28, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 18:11 (two months ago) link



groovypanda, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 07:26 (two months ago) link

Have any cult experts ever weighed in on Tesla?

rob, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:28 (two months ago) link

this is like letter writers trying to win a no-prize from Marvel

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:33 (two months ago) link


this is a pretty breezy take, but yes!


Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 16:14 (two months ago) link

ha yeah that makes a lot of sense, will listen

rob, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 19:13 (two months ago) link

my god is this man a loser

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded. pic.twitter.com/8ZgmR39FEa

— evan (@esjesjesj) April 1, 2023

frogbs, Saturday, 1 April 2023 04:59 (two months ago) link

Aw he found a new Stephen King

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Saturday, 1 April 2023 16:19 (two months ago) link

A federal jury has awarded nearly $3.2 million in damages to a Black former Tesla worker over allegations of racism https://t.co/z0nTPtAbzg

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 6, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 13:26 (two months ago) link

Punis are v much of the point so i get the appeal but ow

alright alright alright alright (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 April 2023 16:37 (two months ago) link

the hits just keep on coming

The cameras in Tesla vehicles are "designed from the ground up to protect your privacy," the company claims.

In fact, Tesla employees internally shared and joked about highly invasive videos of Tesla customers recorded by their own cars, per Reuters: https://t.co/ZdWX8QWtsx

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 6, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 21:40 (two months ago) link

tuff times


“For many communities, his willingness.. to further an agenda under the guise of freedom of speech is perpetuating racism .. and a potential for brand safety compromise we should all be concerned about.”

(via ⁦@maxwelltani⁩) https://t.co/TNAXtddkcF

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 6, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 22:36 (two months ago) link

rough words from an officer of a company whose CEO is literally a clown

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2023 22:39 (two months ago) link

And whose Chief Legal Counsel is a cheeseburger

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 April 2023 23:10 (two months ago) link

Mayor McCheese, Esq.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 6 April 2023 23:29 (two months ago) link

About three years ago, some employees stumbled upon and shared a video of a unique submersible vehicle parked inside a garage, according to two people who viewed it. Nicknamed “Wet Nellie,” the white Lotus Esprit sub had been featured in the 1977 James Bond film, “The Spy Who Loved Me.”

The vehicle’s owner: Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk, who had bought it for about $968,000 at an auction in 2013. It is not clear whether Musk was aware of the video or that it had been shared.


scanner darkly, Friday, 7 April 2023 01:48 (two months ago) link

Of course he bought that thing. What fun is it to have endless money if you can’t buy all the rides from all those movies you love ? Worked for Tom Cruise.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 7 April 2023 05:05 (two months ago) link

does Cruise buy souvenirs from art he feels fondly about? literally all I know about his personal life is that he uses slave labour and has pimps audition his wives, and has personal chefs that he'll recommend to colleagues - afaik he actively avoids demonstrating affection for specific pieces of craft or design

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Friday, 7 April 2023 06:16 (two months ago) link

Cruise bought his own P-51 Mustang, right?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 8 April 2023 07:44 (two months ago) link

I don’t know if that’s a car or a plane or a gun

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Saturday, 8 April 2023 08:12 (two months ago) link


groovypanda, Saturday, 8 April 2023 10:01 (two months ago) link

What if it’s all three?

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Saturday, 8 April 2023 16:02 (two months ago) link

20th Century murican Trinity

alright alright alright alright (Hunt3r), Saturday, 8 April 2023 17:23 (two months ago) link


A two-seater, single engine WWII fighter

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 8 April 2023 18:36 (two months ago) link

my ex uncle used to have a plane like that (hes an airline pilot)

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 April 2023 18:46 (two months ago) link

ta, looked it up - gonna say that buying a plane that you fly and then using it in your own movie 17 years later does not count as buying a vehicle because you liked seeing it in a movie tho

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Saturday, 8 April 2023 18:57 (two months ago) link

Definitely something a real genius would say pic.twitter.com/OGN5FecKAh

— Brian Hiatt (@hiattb) April 10, 2023

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 April 2023 02:52 (two months ago) link

When Elon tries to actually have insights, he always just sounds like he's high. (Which I assume he is.)

its like how when one of your tires is bald the other three usually are as well. crazy when you think about it!!

frogbs, Monday, 10 April 2023 02:59 (two months ago) link

When Elon tries to actually have insights, he always just sounds like he's high. (Which I assume he is.)

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, April 9, 2023 7:54 PM

Not just high, but like a 16 year old who's high.

nickn, Monday, 10 April 2023 05:04 (two months ago) link

Not like he's high at all. Like the most annoying boy in your class when you're 14 who likes to make drug jokes but has never had so much as a toke.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 10 April 2023 06:51 (two months ago) link


Daniel_Rf, Monday, 10 April 2023 09:30 (two months ago) link

I think he's probably more pills but he's definitely fucked up when he's making some of these decisions, this mentions board concerns about unspecified recreational drugs in addition to Ambien way back in 2018


Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 April 2023 13:29 (two months ago) link

isn’t that just referring to when he went on joe rogan and smoked weed?


, Monday, 10 April 2023 13:48 (two months ago) link

*good drug jokes intensify*

mark s, Monday, 10 April 2023 13:53 (two months ago) link

if he did smoke weed I think he would actually be cooler and more chill, he sounds like he's on stimulants 24/7

frogbs, Monday, 10 April 2023 13:55 (two months ago) link

if he's posting at 3am after taking a bunch of ambien he's not remembering any of that shit

unfortunately, we're forced to see the ambien tweets

mh, Monday, 10 April 2023 13:56 (two months ago) link

I remember seeing someone say the word was that he was microdosing stimulants which is stupid enough to be true

michel goindry (wins), Monday, 10 April 2023 14:00 (two months ago) link

not to veer from thread topic, but the number of people i know who have recently let on that they're microdosing on serious hallucinogens all the time is really shocking to me. like, people microdosing mushrooms every day. blows my mind tbh.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 10 April 2023 14:59 (two months ago) link

were living in weird times

lag∞n, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:10 (two months ago) link

I've been microdosing cider

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:31 (two months ago) link

I macrodosed some 8% cider last night after I’d finished the wine, it made me contemplate how my liver is the same age as my bladder

michel goindry (wins), Monday, 10 April 2023 15:42 (two months ago) link

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