Worst ever festival line up?

Just giving fodder to hecklers, this festival

"Here's an idea - get the fuck off the stage!"

Got to imagine the folks running Wilderness were utterly raging when that fest launched last year. Same utterly middle class "early 40 somethings with their posh kids" vibe, same sort of lineup mix, same demographic, very similar graphic design...

an event and not a festival but wow this is lit

We're thrilled to share the all-star lineup for A Capitol Fourth! Don't miss the live broadcast on PBS at 8/7c, Tuesday, July 4th.

— A Capitol Fourth (@July4thPBS) June 25, 2023

the sponsorship is *chef’s kiss*

Renee Fleming getting a Kennedy Center honor is the worst government-bestowed honor since Rush Limbaugh was gifted a Presidential Medal of Freedom

BREAKING: A Texas grand jury has declined to indict rapper Travis Scott in a criminal investigation into a massive crowd surge that killed 10 people at the 2021 Astroworld music festival in Houston, his attorney said. https://t.co/CuEmD3Iib2

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 29, 2023

Not a big surprise

This summer, we're back on the road to invest in America. pic.twitter.com/mddhf0O2ET

— President Biden (@POTUS) July 3, 2023

Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff were good when I saw them open for GBV.

props to the post-post-post-ironic youngster who put this together for them but this sounds like the worst thing

some of the 4th-tier britpop nostalgia fests on this thread probably have more ideological diversity

Can't believe they don't have any California dates!

Kite Festival is absolutely bizarre

Probably a competition clause in effect, which means Biden is probably headlining Coachella and Lolla next year.

xpost?

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Joechella

Kamalapalooza

Gathering of the Joegallos

Vilstock

I kind of want to start a band called Marcia Fudge now

Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff were good when I saw them open for GBV.

I've actually seen several folks on that bill, including Emhoff, in a club setting. You gotta catch em on the way up...

I was there when Joe Biden started up his first campaign.
I told him, "Don't do it that way, Jack. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.

https://trnsmtfest.com/line-up

I live close enough to this that I can hear it, but not close enough that I can hear it clearly. Just a sludge of middling indie music in the background all day.

Just knew this thread bump would be for Trnsmt.

I went for Radiohead the first year and they were great, but the experience of the festival was predictably pretty horrible. I would have liked to see Pulp, but not enough to try again.

One of the most heterosexual lineups ever made

The only acts I’m familiar with in that lineup are Pulp and the 1975

Could not name a single song from anyone playing on Saturday

these bands do not exist

The atmosphere looks firmly like a festival I would not enjoy, the line-up has no appeal for me, and being in Glasgow while it is on feels actively unpleasant. But I think it's just an age thing - I'm really happy that this happens in the city, on the doorstep, and we don't have to exile people to a country park in Lochnowhere for something like this. I'm all for the eighteen year olds getting tanked up on cheap cider and living their best student anthems life, we all had to do it!

smh trying to pad their lineup with acts who don’t actually exist like “Bob Vylan” and “Boys”

uh Bob Vylan exist and are brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g

was gonna say!

yeah, i properly enjoyed that.
never heard of them before.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziMZYm3wI0Y

yeah sorry y’all are great and have good taste and etc but I’m not listening to “Bob Vylan”

that’s okay, there’s always Hayley Zalassi

Murgatroyd, I can agree that it isn't a good name, but you really are missing out.

Yeah, that song is cool

Bob Vylan absolutely rules

ok ok I don't know about the lineup but there's a Rock festival for kids here in Belgium called... https://www.kidrock.be/

I hope kid rock the entertainer gets extremely upset about that

Features "ETEN & DRINKEN!"

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should be a poll probably. lock up your...daughters...pets...bongs...bath salts, greefield.

I have no idea what any of these acts are

yeah usually roll my eyes at people saying "don't recognise a single act" but this time... nope, not one.

SunSquabi has gained national attention for their unique way of producing music. The band's live show can be described as an 'Electronic Hydro Funk Experience' that is different every single time out. SunSquabi continues to break down and analyze the expectations of what a “Live-Electronic” band should be.

Guess it's all like that

“live tribute to the Notorious B.I.G.”

After every 45 seconds or so I keep expecting to hear, “Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to us, and will be answered in the order it was received.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvq-GEcK-A

this is what my gf calls "alarm clock music" ^

So many unreadable fonts on those artist names, I assumed it was an EDM festival.