Folks, the reason Trump said he was going to be arrested is because he knows he won't be arrested. Indicted, charged, arraigned, questioned, subpeonaed, maybe, but it's unlikely
When he is very much NOT arrested, he can claim that the deep state WANTED to arrest him, but backed down in the face of his ballsiness and the patriotism of his MAGA supporters. "See? Those wimps didn't have the guts to arrest Your Favorite President." He gets both the martyrdom points, and the hero points.
On the (very very minimal) chance that he DOES get actually arrested, well, he gets even more martyrdom points.
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link
I dunno, dude is prideful above all else. But he doesn't want this kind of attention. (See also: pleading the fifth 400 times in that other NY case.) His survival instinct lets him know the rare times he should just stfu. He'll crow or complain when it's done and he's back in Florida.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:01 (one year ago) link
Not getting arrested, though, unless he doesn't show up.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:02 (one year ago) link
Agree that he will whine, boast, or most likely both, no matter the outcome.
Anything that he's directed to do he will just... not do.
It's a fantasy to think he'll be cuffed and led off to a cell in an orange jumpsuit or whatever.
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:05 (one year ago) link
I’m at the pro-Trump protest put on by the NY Young Republicans Club. Not a joke, there are more reporters here than Trump supporters.This was supposed to be the big one. pic.twitter.com/NhXyiKoDAC— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 20, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:10 (one year ago) link
Take me back to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:11 (one year ago) link
It's astounding to me that he called on his supporters to protest and they're like "nice try FBI, we know a trap when we see it!" like trump somehow secretly didn't want them to protest and was just trolling the deep state by calling for protests. Like they can take away the exact opposite message from what he says and still think he's brilliant for saying it.
― BrianB, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 13:38 (one year ago) link
astounding dumbfounding that is.
― BrianB, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 13:40 (one year ago) link
Never underestimate our talent for stupidity.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 13:41 (one year ago) link
soooo sounds like this is not happening now? has ol' Donny wriggled his way out of another jam?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link
I mean it's also hilarious because obvs he does want them to protest
― dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link
If nothing comes of this it's clearly because Bragg is down in Guantanamo along with the Biden, the Clintons, Tom Hanks, George Soros and everyone else awaiting execution.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link
xxpost where are you seeing it might not happen? sincerely doubt they're gonna just abruptly yank an indictment (unless there never was one to begin with).
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 14:45 (one year ago) link
some armchair analysis on Twitter, apparently they decided not to reconvene the grand jury which implies they aren't gonna indict him, at least not today
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 14:58 (one year ago) link
dud
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:02 (one year ago) link
Last I heard the idea was it would either happen yesterday or tomorrow. But of course who knows.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:17 (one year ago) link
NBC News: Several sources familiar with the matter say do not expect developments Tuesday in the Trump grand jury matter. The next scheduled grand jury date is Wednesday. That is the earliest we may learn more as to what comes next. @MSNBC— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 21, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:25 (one year ago) link
A lot of people fixated on public safety, or the safety of the court, but don't underestimate the possibility of someone trying to pull a Jack Ruby. Which, you know ...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link
lmao that Trump is now doing the "Michael Cohen is a disbarred lawyer with a lot of clients!" thing, given that A) he was disbarred for trying to keep Trump out of legal trouble and B) his only other clients were Sean Hannity and some other Republican lawmaker who knocked up a young woman
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
xp Addition by subtraction
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:38 (one year ago) link
killer mike going lib for #resistance week, love it
Up watching ya now my guy. https://t.co/3k3lqdw0rM pic.twitter.com/o7ewFrvKo7— Killer Mike (@KillerMike) March 21, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link
yeeeah I dont think its happening
A grand jury will reconvene on Wednesday to continue to weigh charges against former Pres. Trump in connection with the Manhattan district attorney's hush payment probe.See live updates here: https://t.co/uk9A3Y2pez— ABC News (@ABC) March 21, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:51 (one year ago) link
tbf killer mike is a small business opportunity zone ass cop loving lib 24/7
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
So Trump was...lying?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link
So Trump was...lying is dumber than a dumb bag of dumb hammers?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link
Maybe Trump has gotten so used to talking about himself in the third person that he confused Trump with someone else and was just relaying some internet rumor he read about someone named Trump being arrested. The same thing happens all the time among the Smurfs.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link
(The Smurfs substitute Smurf for subjects, verbs, adjectives and the like, but don't refer to themselves in the third person. - someone on ILX)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:07 (one year ago) link
it is kinda funny how many people just jumped on this based on what Trump said on Truth Social
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:07 (one year ago) link
eh, there's quite a lot of reporting from multiple independent reporters that it's happening.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
I mean maybe probably perhaps just saying even Matt Gaetz skated on a slamdunk case so I'm just gonna take the "it's gonna go like it always goes but I'm willing to be proven wrong" stance here
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link
also, they are not suddenly putting up security barriers for no reason.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
tbf that could have been prompted by trump attemtping to incite all 50 of his remaining supporters to riot.
but the reporting about the activity of the grand jury seems pretty concrete at this point.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link
obvs these are particular circumstances but normally once a grand jury is convened charges are almost guaranteed
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:38 (one year ago) link
you guys, i know when it's going to happen. i can't say it out loud because i don't think it's allowed, but trust me...let's just say that it's going to be hard to miss
https://i.imgur.com/rB4sSib.png
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
damn looks like it did happen after all
Fake photos of Donald Trump getting arrested are going viral ‼️😭 pic.twitter.com/OYcltEgtB2— RapTV (@Rap) March 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link
oh it's very much happening
BREAKING: sources close to the situation tell us armed authorities have arrived at the Mar-a-Lago home of former President Donald Trump and are negotiating with Secret Service— WPLN - West Palm Local News (@wapplehouse) March 21, 2023
One source inside the home said Trump is using his 17 year old son Barron as a human shield— WPLN - West Palm Local News (@wapplehouse) March 21, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link
good choice very tall easy to hide behind
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
xpost Looks like one of those "circle all the differences" puzzles
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
"Go on, Barron, Daddy never loved you anyway."
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link
John Barron strikes again!
BREAKING: A bomb threat was called in just as a judge in lower Manhattan was about to start a hearing over a $250 million lawsuit by New York AG Letitia James against Donald Trump https://t.co/1g8v5rzmfC pic.twitter.com/jnktwIhq1a— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) March 21, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link
― at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link
As I foretold, the only reason Trump floated the idea of him being arrested is so that he could claim victory when he was very much not arrested.
This just in: I also did not get arrested today. Go me!
Though I guess there's still time. BRB, gonna go do some crimes
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
for those of you going full #resistance and avoiding work this week, this seems like the guy who will break it if/when it happens https://twitter.com/GrahamKates
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link
and it's not even Follow Friday
― dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link
You're only arrested if you're indicted and don't voluntarily surrender.
It's going to be hard for him to claim victory if he voluntarily surrenders, even though he obviously won't be detained and won't be perp walked.
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link
Trump being perp-walked in cuffs is a delicious fantasy but it will forever remain just that, a fantasy.
He only brings up the possibility so that he can boast about it not happening
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link
so tired of this. nothing is going to happen. we're going to get a statement later this week or early next week, stating that they have decided to not indict him after all. this guy will never see a single legal consequence for any of this. stop fantasizing people.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:41 (one year ago) link
Crowd of 300+ has gathered in the east village with police presence but someone said it’s for a sneaker giveaway…
― realistic pillow (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:44 (one year ago) link
I do wonder to what extent repeatedly declaring, with doubtless justified cynicism, this won't happen helps reinforce the unlikelihood that it will happen.
― dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link
i like the ai photo of trump running away from the cops because, due to the situation, it implies he went to the DA office to turn himself in and then got cold feet and darted across the street
― treeship., Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link