The John Wick thing has totally passed me by so "doesn't take place in the real world" helps.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 March 2023 10:59 (one year ago) link
I have news for you about every other film.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 March 2023 13:16 (one year ago) link
No please no more news I can't cope.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 March 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link
Air
who fuckin cares about this story
― Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 April 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
And it played on many screens at my local arthouse in a city where two shut down in the last year.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2023 19:15 (one year ago) link
trailer feels like a parody...like in Maxx Barry's snarky ad-firm satire Syrup, where the characters sell the idea of a film "starring Coca-Cola."
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 April 2023 19:53 (one year ago) link
Brand origin stories are the new biopics -- Air, Pinball, Flamin' Hot, etc.
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 10 April 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link
Avoiding on squeamish grounds rather than quality control grounds:
DE HUMANI CORPORIS FABRICAVerena Paravel, 2022Plunging into the viscera of human bodies, the directorial duo behind Leviathan open up glistening worlds of ecstatic abstraction. Never shrinking from grit or guts, this fascinating documentary surfaces in underfunded Parisian hospitals, where doctors inject a good dose of humor into disrepair.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 22 May 2023 10:32 (eleven months ago) link
This weekend I sat through the trailers twice for About My Father and You Hurt My Feelings; this was three times too many.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 22 May 2023 13:46 (eleven months ago) link
Extraction 2. Don't even try to fool me with this one, Letterboxd mutuals
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 14:15 (ten months ago) link
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 09:49 (nine months ago) link
I'd watch a Gerwig-directed Oppenheimer.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 10:19 (nine months ago) link
Juding by box office it seems I'm not the only one avoiding the new Indiana Jones.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 10:35 (nine months ago) link
I would avoid that, but my sister wants to go. If it's at an Alamo Drafthouse, I can get regularly replenished drinks during the screening.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 17:38 (nine months ago) link
And I would watch a Nolan-directed Barbie. They should have traded movies.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 21:31 (nine months ago) link
Barbie played by Tom Hardy
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 21:43 (nine months ago) link
Oppenheimer played by Saorsie Ronan.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 21:45 (nine months ago) link
Wonder if Oppenheimer will cover the goings on in the Congo as detailed in parts of this piece, rather than torturing a guy's conscience for three hours?
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v45/n12/kevin-okoth/poison-is-better
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 July 2023 14:47 (nine months ago) link
First trailer for Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ starring Joaquin Phoenix. pic.twitter.com/Ab301ec9fN— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) July 10, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 July 2023 20:40 (nine months ago) link
lots of english actors and Joaquin Phoenix doing stupid 'Allo 'Allo! accents and lots of tedious cgi naval battles... no no no fuck off
― calzino, Monday, 10 July 2023 20:46 (nine months ago) link
lol, will probably still watch it tho!
― calzino, Monday, 10 July 2023 20:50 (nine months ago) link
This'll be better than Joker for sure! idk I'll give Ridley some slack when it comes to a period movie with big epic battles but that's based probably solely on Kingdom of Heaven.
― omar little, Monday, 10 July 2023 21:02 (nine months ago) link
I think I still prefer the never-made Kubrick one.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 06:10 (nine months ago) link
I continue to be sulky that the 1927 version is still not officially available in Region A. Has Brownlow's work been for nothing?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 12:34 (nine months ago) link
Gotta get me a polyvision compatible tv.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 12:43 (nine months ago) link
Sound of Freedom
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Saturday, 15 July 2023 20:42 (nine months ago) link
Yes, not even morbid curiosity will get me to see that. But is there a thread around for discussion of the right-wing media-industrial complex in general, or this specific film's distribution model?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link
There's always this short-lived thread: Favorite Right-Wing Movies
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link
one of these types of movies comes out every couple weeks now:
Dumb Money is a 2023 American biographical comedy-drama film directed by Craig Gillespie and written by Lauren Schuker Blum and Rebecca Angelo. It is based on the 2021 book The Antisocial Network by Ben Mezrich and chronicles the GameStop short squeeze of January 2021. The film features an ensemble cast that includes Paul Dano, Pete Davidson, Vincent D'Onofrio, America Ferrera, Nick Offerman, Anthony Ramos, Sebastian Stan, Shailene Woodley, and Seth Rogen.
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 18:59 (seven months ago) link
yeah lol it's pretty dire
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link
This level of hackery is almost admirable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Mezrich#Non-fiction
― jmm, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:25 (seven months ago) link
'Meanwhile, isn't Eddie Redmayne amazing as a Dane, let's give him all the oscars!'― Frederik B
― Frederik B
holy shit this is the best fucking take on The Danish Girl ever
guys you wanna know the problem with The Danish Girl? eddie redmayne ISN'T EVEN DANISH
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:34 (seven months ago) link
We've had what the Red Hot Cheetos movie, the beanie babies movie, tetris, blackberry, what other bullshit am I forgetting?
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:38 (seven months ago) link
I'd forgotten all about eddie redmayne
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:39 (seven months ago) link
i'm just sick and tired of hollywood's constant perpetuation of negative danish stereotypes. it's not as bad as it used to be, for the most part, but nobody understands or wants to acknowledge just how much harm danephobic stereotypes in the media have done to danish people for decades now.
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:40 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQojhNjnks
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:43 (seven months ago) link
lol beat me to it
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:46 (seven months ago) link
Hollywood has always been envious of Danish culture, so they lean on those stereotypes as a sort of Copenhagen mechanism
― Evan, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:49 (seven months ago) link
good lord
― rob, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:51 (seven months ago) link
We've had what the Red Hot Cheetos movie, the beanie babies movie, tetris, blackberry, what other bullshit am I forgetting?― omar little, Tuesday, September 26, 2023 4:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
― omar little, Tuesday, September 26, 2023 4:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
Air Jordans movie, two different Ferrari movies, two direct-to-streaming Fyre Festival docs, various direct-to-streaming miniseries about things that were interesting when someone shared an Atlantic or VF piece on ILX (ex. McDonald's Monopoly scandal) but which cannot sustain unlimited padding, and about four hundred thousand direct-to-streaming docs on justly forgotten movies/shows/toys that would have been unbearable even as twenty-minute YouTube reports by talented amateur video essayists.
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 00:49 (seven months ago) link
docs on justly forgotten movies/shows/toys that would have been unbearable even as twenty-minute YouTube reports by talented amateur video essayists
wait this is pretty much all i watch, if any of these are even a quarter as good as "Ranking Anime Denny's" i'm fucking in
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 01:14 (seven months ago) link
I think doc is more thinking about crap like The Toys That Made Me, the tmnt episode of which I grudgingly sat through. Obviously if netflix gave hazel a deal that'd be rad.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 07:26 (seven months ago) link
it's not as bad as it used to be, for the most part
https://i.imgur.com/wCyhTqh.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 07:31 (seven months ago) link
I think doc is more thinking about crap like The Toys That Made Me, the tmnt episode of which I grudgingly sat through. Obviously if netflix gave hazel a deal that'd be rad.― Daniel_Rf
― Daniel_Rf
yeah i remember when that came out and i was like "that sounds interesting" and i never watched it, i guess it wasn't interesting
i genuinely love "wallpaper television" like "how it's made" though. you know, it's like some kids are with videos of construction equipment
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link
that stuff would be ok if it was done "slow TV" style, can't be doing with excitable talkovers tho
― Steve Bully IX (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:55 (seven months ago) link
see also: Billy Nighy shut up and let me just watch the train journey
― Steve Bully IX (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:56 (seven months ago) link
yeah, one of the worst things about almost all television is overactive narrators, especially when they're supposed to be funny/cheeky/zany. for example, there are many horrible things about Love Island, but deleting the narrator is the single thing you could do that would most reduce the suffering of watching it, or passing through a room where it's on.
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 September 2023 12:09 (seven months ago) link
This is quite late but I did see a trailer for Maestro before Fallen Leaves some weeks ago and had a real "who in the world would be interested in this?" reaction.
Also, currently discussed on the anti-semitism thread, had one look at One Life poster at a bus stop and that was enough to know this was going to be one to avoid.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 5 January 2024 15:45 (three months ago) link
anything directed by bradley cooperanything directed by matthew vaughn
― ivy., Wednesday, 7 February 2024 18:48 (two months ago) link
bradley cooper seems like the new eddie redmayne, the young star oscar voters want to pinch the cheek of
― formerly abanana (dat), Thursday, 8 February 2024 06:41 (two months ago) link