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Aww, Jon, did they mock you? Did they not let you pose as a genius and hit on coked up NU students?

I was looking at the bluetooth keyboard and some employee came up to me and he very pointedly looked about 8 inches to the left of my eyes while we were talking. Also, not very helpful about battery life in BT devices. I ended up getting the wired keyboard and a mighty mouse as I love the mighty mouse so.

I got hit on my a girl in the checkout line who liked my bag, which I had just bought a new cell phone holder for at the bike shop on 6th Ave and Canal though. She was cute.

http://www.chromebags.com/metropolis_olive.jpg

JW POSING FOR CONSUMER PRODUCTS NOW AND THEN (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that bike bag any good? It looks like poncey donkey toss to me but my pedro's one is falling apart after only a year and I look like a donkey anyway.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ebags.com

never buy luggage of any sort without a moneyback/replacement guarantee

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I like one of those chrome backpacks but they want $100 shipping

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The pedro's thing was dirt cheap and made even cheaper by the fact that colette's dad sold it to me at cost.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

chromebags rule

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Every computer I've taken to the genius bar has come back restored to its "out of the box" state - wiped hard drive, etc.

The funny thing about this is that I seem to be the only person who actually let "geniuses" take my computer who got it back with files fully intact, non-wiped. Which pissed me off cos I was at that fucking Apple store for like 5 hours doing the back up on spot and I actually didn't care that much about "losing" data that was mostly easily re-gettable anyway (I would've only lost a handful of photos from my digicam that I didn't have on hard disc from my old computer, and term papers from previous semesters that I still had hard copies of anyway). The genius basically refused to send my computer into the shop without me purchasing a $200 hard drive and backing up all my "important" data, myself, in front of everyone in the damn store. Son of a bitch.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Annoying: no front row for older macs.

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST SHARE/FREEWARE APP EVER: http://www.andrewescobar.com/mailstamps

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, the weird thing is that while he was 'helping' me, he was mainly spending his time assisting this other woman with her in-store back-up. I guess I should have been more pro-active, but I was basically like, cool, no problem, they will just do a quick fix and everything will be okay. He even had me buy a an external hard drive which he showed me and advised me on and when I said I didn't think I could get my computer to run long enough to back up he never offered the special in-store back up.

There is something liberating about a clean drive though. Like the first stage of a break-up when you feel free before you get lonely and wonder what did I do?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Looks like the ZFS file system might be ported to OS X

Doesn't mean anything right now (except perhaps to me, TOMBOT, JW, and Ed), but still interesting.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't now that much about file systems, but it sounds cool. Z is much cooler letter than H anyway.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a reason even huge IT companies with clever engineers and systems architects (google comes to mind) keep big purple racks in the back, and tech like ZFS is basically it. Sun is the soil you grow your rel dbs in if you need to scale.

this is interesting because it means (to me) that apple has finally got to the point where they feel confident enough that we (the users) aren't going to notice the cpu load of handling everything as part of a rel db (well obviously since we all play along with iTunes already).

I'm slightly more interested in rumors about the inclusion of a Torrent client as part and parcel of 10.5.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought google used all cheap linux boxes? Or is that just for the search farm?

stet (stet), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I seriously doubt every application @ google is running on their gfs/bigtable in-house solutions - I'm just saying sun has a track record of building excellent systems for supporting relational dbs and everybody uses them for SOMETHING.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm slightly more interested in rumors about the inclusion of a Torrent client as part and parcel of 10.5.

I don't consider it to be that big of a deal... Your average 10.x.x point update runs over 50MB and Apple has to pay for that bandwidth just like everyone else. Being able to distribute that out in exchange for some iTunes credit makes a lot of sense.

I believe it's unlikely that the "torrent" components will be extensible out to developers. Back during the Rhapsody developer meetings there was a lot of talk about being able to hook into OS X's software update engine and use it as a general application updater but then Apple decided not to.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh, the torrent think was linked on macosrumors which is like the weekly world news of mac rumor bs. I wouldn't be surprised if they integrated it into *iTunes* (so it'll work with PeeCees, etc) for adding movies to the store.

JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://uadmin.blogspot.com/2006/05/why-zfs-for-home.html

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKING $300 MOTHERBOARD

FUCK

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Zfs looked like voodoo magic until i read the explanation of snapshots in the comments.

stet (stet), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Ok, so I have a BRAND NEW 60GIG IPOD.

I'm syncing it and I notice that 'mdimport' is taking up a lot of cpu time. I go and check and SPOTLIGHT INDEXING IS ENABLED ON MY IPOD WTF?!!??!

So to turn it off:

sudo mdutil -i off /Volumes/iPodNameHere

seems faster

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

spotlight is problematic. you may want to try quicksilver. besides expose, it is the most productivity-enhancing application i have ever used. seriously.

lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been using it for quite a while. I usually only have it index applications because otherwise it is too laggy.

Spotlight isn't so hot, but it isn't *BAD* persay

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Not to totally divert from all the tech geek talk, but can anyone point me to the most useful forums/websites for new Mac users to get up to speed on using OSX, ask questions, etc.? Thanks!

pleased to mitya (mitya), Friday, 19 May 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Mac OS X Hints has loads of useful hints. Friendly forums as well.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 May 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Spotlight is definitely bad when it comes to floppies. I was making some to fix the aged relative's aged LCII last month, and the bloody thing takes up 200k *of an empty disk* with its nonsense.

When you turn Spotlight off for the disk, it makes a file to tell it not to index that. And that file takes up just enough space that you can't image an system install disk to it. Grrrr.

stet (stet), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Shouldn't you IMAGE the disk using disk utility when the disk is unmounted

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, you definitely should. Except Disk Utility goes nuts with System 7 disk images. Actually, I think that's been fixed now, but it certainly did then.

Still is a pisser that it takes up space on a tiny disk, just trying to tell it not to take up space.

stet (stet), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

and the bloody thing takes up 200k *of an empty disk* with its nonsense.

for fuck's sake. i think i've used spotlight about three times. hmph.

stet: don't you have SOMEONE ELSE'S perfectly good PB5300 running 8.5 to make nice disk images?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, EXCEPT SOMEONE ELSE lost the Ethernet adaptor ... so there's no way to get the images on to it.

stet (stet), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dude! seriously. YOU HAVE IT. i'm sure of this. i know this because i've just found the little red piece of cable that used to live with it at all times. BUT NO ADAPTOR. i'm sure i gave it you at work about two years ago.

tits. either way, we're fooked, aren't we?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeh. your silence says everything ;)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I was busy looking for it. I thought it might be with my fairy dust, unicorn hair, liquid light and OTHER SHIT I DON'T HAVE.

stet (stet), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i dropped my powerbook while i was in the hospital and now one of the corners has a big ding in it. in fact, the ding is so big that there's a tiny gap between the top housing and the sidewall.

obviously, this bugs me.

even though titanium is soft enough to bend that much when i drop it, i'm having no luck bending it back into place (maybe i'm not using the right tool??)

obv this isn't covered by applecare, since they don't cover "accident". any way i can trick them into fixing it??

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I bought a MacBook Pro Saturday afternoon, now they're starting a $179/free Nano promotion on Monday.

Where should I start bugging someone to gimme my rebate slip? Store manager, or higher up?

milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 June 2006 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Knee-cap all the floor reps until you get to the final boss and then use the double fireball laser cannons on him, wiggle erratically and keep to the edges.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 June 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

People only care because it is Apple!

So as it stands, I’m out $400 (which as a poor college student, I’d like back)

If you can't afford to be out $400 (+ the price of whatever laptop you'll replace that one with) you are not budgetting proper.

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Why?

Turns out all I have to do is bring my receipt to the Apple Store, they'll do a 1:1 exchange and add whatever iPod I want to the receipt so I can get a rebate.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My MBP has suddenly started with the high-pitched CPU whine after 11 days (low/no-load = whine, open PhotoBooth or another high-CPU usage program, it goes away). Genius bar people are useless. Maybe sjobs@apple.com will help.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

We need this as a warning here!

WARNING: Genius bar people are useless!!!!!

lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

There we go.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Could you add one about first-gen Apple hardware being pieces of shit? Thanks.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAH jon, that's superb.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

we should do this on hair dye threads

lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Contacting sjobs@apple.com totally works.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

what happened?

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link


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