your terrible ideas

it gets kinda ummmm “kafkaesue” at times when it’s like some person having to run back and forth from the dmv to the towing place and shit

one of those "pay in 4 interest free payment" companies, but you only get the portion of the product you've currently paid for.

so if the concert u paid for comes around and you only paid 50%, you are asked to leave midway through. if you've only paid for 25% of your groceries, they give you that 25%, hold onto the other 75% and release them to you as you make the payments. by then they are all moldy

1/4 wedge of each grocery item

a jar of pickles sliced into fourths

one quarter of a raw egg, x12

That reminds me, every so often I have the terrible idea of marketing existing food products but at 103% of their usual size to account for what you can't get out of the jar/can etc.
So baked beans with an extra teaspoonful in there because you can't get every drop of sauce out, same for ketchup etc etc

so if the concert u paid for comes around and you only paid 50%, you are asked to leave midway through.

Or you have to wear special headphones that only include the bassist and the drummer, and you're made to wear an eyepatch over one eye.

If I was Jeff Bezos I'd pay to make shot for shot remakes of every episode of old sitcoms, but one of the characters would be played by me (Jeff Bezos). So you'd make a shot for shot remake of every episode of Third Rock From The Sun for example, but instead of French Stewart it would be Jeff Bezos. It wouldn't always have to be one of the main characters either, you could remake Cheers but with Jeff Bezos playing Al.

it surprises me that there is no tech billionaire who has paid to make a shot for shot remake of e.g. Star Wars, with themselves playing Han Solo or something. You'd think there must be some overlap on the Venn diagram of people who want to do that and who can afford to do that. Maybe someone has, but they just haven't publicised it, it's just something they watch in private on their own.

a van dyke parks tribute band called car bridge schools

breakfast sushi. made with rice krispies.

brimestead, an ILX bot that regurgitates brimstead posts but with random extraneous e's sprinkled in

lol at breakfast sushi

That idea owes something to Johnny LaRue's Fish Flakes and Frosted Fish Flakes.

Lol at Johnny LaRue!

I loved it when he did the science show and hadn't fully woken up yet so he told the boy "make me some coffee, kid, and learn about combustion."

tampon bandolier

Website showing videos of avant-garde jazz: ZornTube

Coming to Thailand

Surely it should be ZornHub?

The Wrath of Hub

ZornHub is what I should have written, yes, but my brain was not in gear yet

doesn't seem terrible at all

Kazoo vapes.

Inanimate object centered horror.

Cut - from perspective of a blade of grass, facing a lawnmower that threatens their existence

Puncture - from the perspective of a tire that is gashed by a nail and must fight to survive

Infected - A computer is affected by a virus which causes it to act in destructive ways

Reprogrammed - a VHS tape is recorded over, changing its memories and personality

Art Exhibit: Standing behind table with electromagnet, erasing one by one VHS copies of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

Reprogrammed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_M%C3%BCller-Fokker_Effect

Midwest-themed bar/restaurant where the restrooms are marked Michigan and Wisconsin.

a line of alternative rock-themed chips to include spicy cheese snack Chedd Hot Chili Peppers

Neanderthal, I really like your horror movie ideas. Could imagine those as animated shorts.

Libretto X - a covers band who perform Liberty X hits in an operatic style

A line of sex toys designed to look and feel exactly like each type of Little Debbie

Oh dear lord

lmao

beware the Star Crunch

Tony, Toni, Tone!

A supergroup featuring bluegrass guitarist Tony Rice, Tony Braxton, and Tone Loc.

*Toni Braxton

I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.

Why not? You should!

Concept rendering

http://pixmeme.com/ww/UserImages/1d14cb7a-8660-44e5-b69b-1bc1e756cfa4.png

Iommi and Banks are also vying for that first slot.

So there are standing desks and treadmill desks. Terrible idea: the pull-up desk. A pull-up bar is mounted along the front of the desktop, which is high up, so to type on a keyboard on the desk someone would have to do a one handed pull up and then quickly type a few characters before going back down again.

emil.y at 2:55 24 May 23

I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.

I once had a similar concept with Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, and Miles Davis

I was trying to devise some inverse 12-tone composition theory where you can use whatever notes you want but you must play them forever in infinite combinations of temporal subdivisions

Dave Mustaine may have been unknowingly using that system for the last decade

wacky updates to 12-tone composition seem like a good use for AI tbh

this is quite terrible but: how about if we reverse Julian May’s novel the many colored land and add some reverse jubilee flavor: say a portal appears in 1982 London, it takes a bunch of uncouth punks to the Galactic Millieu in the future where they horrify everyone there with their uncouth manners and body odor and completely ruin the stuffy vibe there; hijinks ensue

a metal band called Putrid Decibel

A discussion platform that is just for people who live in Iowa or displaced Iowans who wish to discuss Iowa-related matters

It will be called Iowattsapp

'Crash Into Me' + 'Tom Sawyer' mashup

Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your warrior to me
His mind is not for rent
To any skirt or government
In a boy's dream