Star Trek: Picard

i wd term my attitude "quizzical hostility"

Look tbf some of those issues I agree with. Why can't he just commisssion a non-Federation ship? If its so important they dont involve starfleet why is Seven the first place he went? (well, we know why - so she can be in the show again).

That Titan captain was an utter cunt, but hey Ive worked with people like that so it didn't ring false to me.

I am one of like, five people worldwide who really liked the 12 Monkeys tv show so I liked that actor’s cameo

I'm one of the other five people worldwide.

more and more of us are here, on ilx. watching Picard!

I bailed before the end of the 1st season. Can I skip straight to this one?

yes

Well THAT was a lot today. As well as having a couple of “you can’t call it foreshadowing when it was all right there” key points.

Is this whole show just going to be the story of how this poor captain keeps getting strong-armed to his eventual doom.

Good read that a friend of mine wrote

https://www.emmys.com/news/features/star-trek-picard

I think they just barely squeaked out the right amount of gravitas in order to sell that wordless interaction at the end of ep3

Kind of an odd juxtaposition with the Raffi plotline that seems to be verbal exposition dump after exposition dump. I’m also having some suspicions about who her anonymous intelligence handler is on the other end of the line

so wait, are British accents supposed to be hereditary now?

xpost uh...you mean a certain scene involving a decapitation didn't make it clear who it was?

xpost And maybe she sent him to prep school and he turned out to be a ne'er-do-well scalawag, thus his various jackanapes

we're on the run, hiding from everyone, so prep school, great
i really wonder if they'll explain it or just ignore it as stupid casting idea

"Tom Hardy worked that one time, right?" "Well, sorta."

Anyway maybe in the same way Jean-Luc loves his Philip Marlowe scenarios, ol' Jack here may just be addicted to torrid Eton-set romances.

xp at Ned

For some reason I didn't read that as her handler coming in for the rescue, but the dialogue does line up. For some reason I read that as certain character being her backup that she'd maybe arranged, but that makes less sense!

iirc the romulan sister in season one was an american actress they made do a britishes accent

dr beverley crusher two for two when it comes to exceedingly annoying sons

ha

capt shaw otm tbh

also hi H!

hi mark s!

Looking forward to future episodes where Raffi can interact with other characters. Carrying those scenes on her own has been rough to watch.

Can someone explain why Picard decided Jack was his son? I had the same thoght as H - is the accent hereditary? Was it just a "oh, hes a rougue like I was in my youth, weeping in butchers shops"? I guess he couldve done the maths and figured out the last time he was with Bev?

A building that massive is destroyed in one foul swoop and only 117 ppl are killed? Seems like a spot where thered be hundreds of people?

why would a close associate presumably have sex with you and then disappear and not talk to you for twenty years? I mean, that happens to me but we’re talking about Picard in this thread

maybe it was just awkward but idk it doesn’t take much to connect the dots there, unless Picard was senile before they uploaded him and had forgotten sex with Crusher. more like crushed him, right?

iirc one of the threads in the TNG series finale had picard and crusher getting married and divorced . . . but the resolution meant that that never actually happened, right?

presumably! it was kind of their possible reality shot, but we get to the movies and Picard, him sad man with no nephew anymore and no kids

the funniest thing they could do but never would, because it’s bad fanfic, is Beverly used Shinzon dna to artificially make a son. and he comes out as mini-Tom Hardy

pretty funny the last time they saw each other was Star Trek: Nemesis, right?

tbh i feel like none of the movies should be canon

wait why are we calling this twerp "mini-tom hardy"

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/002/825/33d.gif

“you think picardness is your ally… but you merely adopted the picard”

i think i blanked out the movies after V maybe?

i've seen them all, even in theaters till VI def

had to go google tom hardy being in them, zero recollection

tom hardy in star trek: nemesis

https://i.imgur.com/LNtxOh2.png

nada

western?

rewatch i guess

Insurrection was the TNG movie that I flat-out didn’t like, but it did bring up the idea that factions within the Federation were up to some shady shit. The execution was just insanely corny.

Insurrection was not well-executed but introduced actual changes in the status quo (Troi and Riker get married, Riker leaves to command his own ship at the end, Data’s dead) and the Picard writers have been leaning on those plot points

Obviously I meant to type Nemesis at the beginning of that second paragraph oops

I miss when Starfleet wasn't filled with incompetent functionaries.

I rewatched the movies in the last couple of weeks.

None of them were great but Insurrection was particularly bad. Felt like it should have just been a two parter of TNG rather than a movie that had an actual theatrical release.


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I did like the Ferengi, just the right level of scenery chewing without falling into cliche or racist caricature.

that was the dude from the 12 Monkey’s tv series which i v much enjoyed

yeah he did great in this i thought!

the ferengi facial prosthetic change could have used more ridges, but was otherwise a great update!

so far, raffi plot thread very similar to the stinky discovery s1 finale.

Agreed on the Ferengi! The one thing I found off about DS9 was Quark and co. I know thats the whole idea, but the sexist money grubbing comedy gurning was offputting for me. Esp Wallace Shawn's Grand Nagus, it felt like he was playing it for laughs.

This guy had genuine mercenary malice, I liked it.

I hated the Quark episodes when I was a kid but have been enjoying them on the rewatch. In a way perhaps Quark is the most relatable adult on the show? And maybe my sense of humour has gotten broader in middle age

The Grand Nagus was meant to be extremely offputting imo

skeezy man who unabashedly is a proponent of capitalism, isn’t actually that great at it, and somehow ends up being the leader? could never happen irl

Why would the Federation still have “junkies”?

Well they made a Blade Runner planet, gotta have junkies there I guess.

all that shit floating around in the air at that club i wanted people to be randomly sneezing or like waving it out of their face etc

And maybe she sent him to prep school and he turned out to be a ne'er-do-well scalawag, thus his various jackanapes

― Ned Raggett, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:29 AM (six days ago)

FUCKING fuck.