Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

Along the lines of what not to bring on, my friend's photography blog linked to these banned Calvin Klein commercials from the 90s. Jeez.

CK = slang for "chickenhawk"

I couldn't watch much of that. It made me feel seedy.

I couldn't either.

It's really, really seedy. I didn't get more than 30 seconds into it either.

I watched the whole thing!

And now I feel seedy, but not that bad. I've felt worse.

plz don't tell kate masonic about this.

before there was American Apparel, there was CK

yeah, i mean big deal. how is that different than looking at a smutty poloroid on the back of the reader?

I like it when dude says "That's a pretty good mosh."

That's a pretty good mosh.

"Do you always do what you don't want to do?"
"No, I do what I want to do and I don't do what I don't want to do."

These are mostly just funny.

positively rumsfeldian

I remember the CK ads from that period with the same models and rec-room setup, but somehow having the interrogator/cameraman added to it takes it to a creepier level. How it's different from the "Criminal" video (which I don't mind) is a whole other debate.

xp They should have been playing Anthrax in the background.

Marching?
No moshing.

I mean, they're not that bad. I'm glad they weren't on tv, but they're not kiddie porn stored behind the family couch.

Sorry guys, these are just funny. The narrator dude is just trying way too hard.

They're mostly just awkward to watch.

"Do you work out?"
"Yeah."
"I CAN TELL."

I keep trying to post "That's a pretty good mosh" but it won't let me because it's a duplicate.

So, Friday the 13th got better as it went along and had a decent ending.

Friday the 13th II was not as good and seemed to end quite aburptly, as though they just ran out of funding or something.

It is worth it to see any of the others?

that's the thing, maybe it's just me, but I've seen enough faux-low-budget pornspoitation stuff that I keep waiting for the camera man to say, "What would you do for $50?" And that puts me on edge, somehow.

How on earth am I more impervious to smut than Kenan?!!?

Could be worse, they could be in the back of a van. :(

You looked at all that bathroom sink buildup and it hardened you.

Friday the 13th Part III is worth it if you can see the 3-D version.

haha sarah
that must be it

FRIGHTENED RABBIT
Empty Bottle, 10/15, free

(w/ Sharx, right? I am so there. I actually really liked FR.)

That sounds good, EZ, but HOW?
HEY! This would be a great thing to get our hands on for a theater rental.

I'm guessing if we can get a hold of a print that the 3D effects would work with any standard 3D glasses.

He may be trying to hard, but he's got the part pretty much spot-on.

big big xpost to Nick

Ok. Do we know anyone with access to horror prints?

Speaking of prints, Nick and I liked these prints at Renegade.

But we did not buy them :-(

Larry Clark to thread.

someone tell me whre i can easily learn how to sync up a palm pilot with outlook calendar, etc

thx

The CK thread actually came from my friend's reaction to a Larry Clark exhibition.

Fuck you guys, I had ribs for lunch.

Naw fuck you, I'm getting falafel.

grr. That last smoke was more stressful than relaxing. I was approached by a drunk bum, explained to him that I didn't have anymore smokes on me, and he asked if he could have the butt when I was finished. "You're just going to stand here while I smoke?" "Well... yeah! What else I got to do?" Good point, Mr. Bum. So I uncomfortably finished the smoke while he talked piles of nonsense for the next three or four minutes, until I gave him the butt, feeling a little defeated.

I did give him some change, though.

It's very unusual to not be able to brush onf of those guys off. I think he was feeling extra tenacious because he was drunk. He told me so. "I'm really fucked up." I was not at ease.

I tried to brush off this (not homeless) guy on my way to work today. I just wasn't in the mood to make small talk, so I tried to play the antisocial ipod move combined with a quick, polite nod. DID NOT WORK. He stood right in front of me waving his hands all around so I'd take my earbuds out to talk to him. Blah.

My lunch was a total let-down today. I'm so jealous of the falafel. I had a pbj and pretzel nugs.

If your company has a messenger-service account, maybe I can send some your way.

Someday we will be able to attach falafel to an e-mail.

What did the guy want to talk about?

I need to eat lunch!!!!

I don't know anything about Sharx opening up for Fr1ghtened R@bbit. We opened for them last time they came through town.

I think I'll go have bulgogi again. It is delicious.