Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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I'm being followed by a moon rabbit, moon rabbit, moon rabbit.

nickn, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

what the

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon#/media/File:Man_In_The_Moon2.png

StanM, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon

StanM, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nXrjWe3tR8

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link

月のうさぎ

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 18:21 (one year ago) link

can a mod turn all of CerebralCosplay's posts into a pic of Balthazar Getty from Lost Highway.

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:42 (one year ago) link

TIL that sometimes doctors use maggots to treat wounds

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, February 12, 2023 1:38 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol, I just randomly learned this yesterday from a kids book about houseflies that I read to my daughter

silverfish, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 21:24 (one year ago) link

username checks out

serif don't like it (rock the typeface) (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

The Jam song title, "Billy Hunt", is rhyming slang.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2023 15:04 (one year ago) link

Welp, I just learned that now too. First heard the song 38 years ago and loved it, but found it slightly confusing (likely similar to most American Jam fans’ reactions to many of their songs).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 20 February 2023 15:16 (one year ago) link

huh. if it is what i am guessing, i am glad I have the scot form of “Venator.”

liberal with a capital LIE (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 February 2023 22:31 (one year ago) link

Well, the actual (Cockney) rhyming slang is Berkshire (or Berkeley) Hunt - shortened to "berk" - but it seems pretty obvious to me now that the name "Billy Hunt" was chosen for rhyming reasons (also it's apparently Australian rhyming slang).

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link

we find it clearer to just use the word

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 20 February 2023 23:38 (one year ago) link

You mean you say Silly Hunt instead of Billy Hunt...

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2023 23:40 (one year ago) link

never heard of billy hunt fwiw

more crankable (sic), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 02:29 (one year ago) link

Also: 'Unchained Melody' is a cover, the original of which was released a decade before the Righteous Brothers' version.

― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Saturday, March 20, 2021 12:00 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

anatol_merklich, Friday, 24 February 2023 12:23 (one year ago) link

Oh wow - I always just thought "hmm, that's a fucking odd title but OK"

Alba, Friday, 24 February 2023 12:45 (one year ago) link

"actually this melody seems pretty chained"

^^^me for years

mark s, Friday, 24 February 2023 12:49 (one year ago) link

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

I was shockingly old when I posted that itt a few weeks ago.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:19 (one year ago) link

Pete and Repeat in Riverside Drowning Repost Shockah!

Huey “Piano” Smithers-Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:22 (one year ago) link

That the word cigarette just means 'small cigar'.

into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2), Friday, 24 February 2023 13:34 (one year ago) link

Yes; and "mandolin" means "small mandola."

It's easy enough to see that violin is to viola as mandolin is to mandola.

As an owner of multiple mandolins and mandolas, I was interested to find out that mandolas predate mandolins.

So "mandola" doesn't mean "big mandolin"; it's the other way round.

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 February 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

Also: "Unchained Melody" is a melody written for the 1955 prison film Unchained, hence the title.

I was shockingly old when I posted that itt a few weeks ago.

― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.),

Huh, I did a ctrl+F and could only find the Old Lunch post I quoted. And that is still the case. Possibly my browser struggles with the size of thread, or could it be that it was posted in another one? No big matter, happy to yield ilx precedence on this one!

anatol_merklich, Friday, 24 February 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link

(I enjoyed the factoid, both times around!)

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 24 February 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

Quite probably that's where I picked it up in the first place!

anatol_merklich, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link

when "ghosted" became a big part of online vernacular I devised from context that it referred to killing a person, therefore turning them into a ghost. took like a year to realize it didn't mean that at all.

frogbs, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link

Wow, I admire your credulity at the level of murder casually taking place.

Alba, Friday, 24 February 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

Iirc it has something to do with pottery wheels

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 February 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

The evil Nazi in Raiders of the lost ark is the same actor as the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder. WTF.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 February 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link

Ronald Lacey? He was creepy, insinuating or pathetic in so much British TV/cinema I'm surprised to learn he was only 55 when he died.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 27 February 2023 08:46 (one year ago) link

they've changed the legal marriage age to 18 in the uk (oh, england and wales only. so gretna green is relevant again). i figured i'd've heard about this before now.

koogs, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:01 (one year ago) link

It only happened today!

Alba, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:11 (one year ago) link

yeah, there were articles last april. but you'd think there'd've been more of a fuss.

koogs, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:12 (one year ago) link

Iirc it has something to do with pottery wheels

Yesterday I learned that pottery wheels were the first wheels ever invented, in ancient Mesopotamia, and it was [insert really long time here] before anyone had the idea of turning them sideways as a means of conveyance.

fetter, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:48 (one year ago) link

"Look at this, Ma!"

Alba, Monday, 27 February 2023 10:31 (one year ago) link

That sounds below the normal range of human hearing <20Hz are called infrasound.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 27 February 2023 12:43 (one year ago) link

Magnetic Field is Made of Photons

https://van.physics.illinois.edu/ask/listing/414

koogs, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link

but a photon detector near a magnet won't detect anything...

ledge, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 11:43 (one year ago) link

The evil Nazi in Raiders of the lost ark is the same actor as the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder. WTF.

ha, incredible

nashwan, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 12:01 (one year ago) link

Thora Hird was Mel Tormé’s mother-in-law for a decade in the ‘60s and ‘70s!

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 14:20 (one year ago) link

Despite having listened to it literally hundreds of times from the age of 12 and up, this morning was afaict the first time I realized that Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Maker" is just an exaggerated play on saying "Jamaica."

This is up there (or down there) with me somehow only recognizing "Rubber Soul" as a pun a few years ago.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 12:17 (one year ago) link

I'm assuming it's from the extremely old joke about someone's wife going to the West Indies.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I dunno! I think that's what I'd always heard, but I have no idea what the joke is. But I heard a DJ say it this morning and it just clicked. "D'yer Maker." "Jer-maker." "Jamaica."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

Jokes you were shockingly old when you heard

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link

It's:

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, Turks and Caicos Islands

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link

I forced my wife to go to the Caribbean
Jamaica?
That’s right, Jamaica.

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

My wife went on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
Yes, but she Haiti’d it.

Wile E. Galore (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link

I called it Dyer Maker right up until the day I started doing night work at the classic rock station.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link


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