Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Yes, ^this

Deerhunter
Deer Tick
Deerhoof

Tom Hiddleston
Michael Fassbender

Nicole Scherzinger
Iliza Shlesinger

Because of the proximity of Close Encounters and E.T., I get Melinda Dillon and Dee Wallace a little bit confused.

Azimuth - 1970s British jazz trio
Azymuth - 1970s Brazilian jazz trio

Wow Fetter that's a real TIL for me, especially since the first Azymuth LP was called Azimüth.

Nicole Scherzinger
Iliza Shlesinger

+ Nicole Dollanganger

(FWIW I don't have any trouble keeping the Nicoles apart but I've never heard of Iliza.)

Iliza Schlesinger is a comic with a completely gonzo style and flawless delivery. Her wit is very sharp, and often devilishly clever.

Her tragic flaw is that she has a narrow topical range. I am slightly sad that she uses so much of her considerable talent to rehash the overdone heteronormative "men and women are different, amirite?" type of material.

In a just world, her laserlike mind and OTT satire would help us unpack issues that aren't limited to the overtrodden ground of "wtf is up with dating?"

I don't have a beef with Nicole Scherzinger, she seems harmless and occasionally charming. My son loves "The Masked Singer" inordinately. Her genial presence is among the least troubling things about it.

Kasi Lemmons
Kiese Laymon
Kiersey Clemons

Jesse Plemons

Tommy Tutone
Tommy Tune

Even now, still confuse Todd Field and Tim Blake Nelson.

Bob Kulick
Bruce Kulick

One brother played with Kiss, one with Meat Loaf, don't ask me which

Martha & the Muffins
The Motels

Camper Van Beethoven
Dead Milkmen

^these last three posts all otm

Raquel Welch
Raoul Walsh

Tom Hiddleston
Tom Holland

Barbara Mason
Barbara Lewis

lol, so otm

Tom Holland
Tom Hollander

There should be a Tom Hollandest

Kent State
Kenyon

PSA
PDA
PTA
PITA

Public Teacher Service Display

Peter Bart
Peter Biskind

Rod Serling
Richard Matheson

CBT
CBT

The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Florence & The Machine
Marina & The Diamonds

Devo
Men Without Hats

Devo are the ones with hats...I saw them on the same bill!

lol my Devo tribute band will now be called Men With Hats

not to be confused with my Replacements tribute band, Men With Ties

Earl Brutus
Art Brut

ditto

The US Army Corps of Engineers
One Man Army Corps

The Song of the Volga Boatmen
Chopin's funeral march

Camp Nou
Bernabeu

Camp Nou
Bernabeu

Gary Usher, co-writer of Beach Boys songs with Brian Wilson in 1962
Tony Asher, co-writer of Beach Boys songs with Brian Wilson in 1966

Bibio
Bullion

Eric Porter
Eric Portman

Candice Bergen
Meredith Baxter Birney

I've gone around for years thinking that Alex P. Keaton's mom had somehow been tied into the history of the Manson Family.

Marchmont
Morningside
Merchiston

Colter Wall
Morgan Wallen

Janeane Garofalo
Jimmy Garoppolo

Kenneth More
Kenneth Connor

probably some more Kenneths too, one of those names innit

"Old Time Rock and Roll"
"Rock and Roll Never Forgets"

'still rock and roll to me'