lol that sounds like I drive drunk or something, I just meant people on non-motorized vehicles doing dumb shit in cities― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Friday, February 10, 2023 2:31 PM (nine minutes ago)why do you drive a car in the city
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Friday, 10 February 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
people tend to do things like drive cars and drink alcohol because it’s makes them feel comfortable but I don’t know, we can’t be having that
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:03 (one year ago) link
Man I hate my life. Lol.
I have a buddy who's a notoriously prolific drunk driver (and got caught once).. but he recently started dating a woman who has zero tolerance for it, and lo & behold - now he's walking everywhere (which is mostly what I do)
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:07 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure I'm going to die at the hands of a motorist while walking down the side of a road that's unsuitable for pedestrians, I do that shit all the time and no matter how cautious I am, it's dicey.
lol at the conference call on a bus.
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
I have always felt that if I get hit by a car and survive I get a big payday and if I get hit by a car and die then I won’t be around to care meanwhile the driver will have to live with themself so I really come off better
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:14 (one year ago) link
very fatalistic lol
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:18 (one year ago) link
you could also get hit by an uninsured hit & run driver and get nothing but lifelong paralysis
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link
I'm honestly counting on early death by vehicular manslaughter, I have no idea how I'm going to provide for myself in my old age otherwise.
Neando I think you should do all your conference calls from increasingly outlandish locations going forward just to mess with the project manager.
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:22 (one year ago) link
'Are you at.. are you at a bullfight??'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
I was walking back to my car once after seeing Slayer at the Jaguars stadium and I was kinda in the road cos there was no actual sidewalk and one of the cops yelled at me "are u nuts being in the street, just about everyone driving is drunker than hell" and I yelled back "then I'm no safer on the sidewalk either" and kept going
Died and hour later, RIP me
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:33 (one year ago) link
angel of death!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:37 (one year ago) link
ME (getting ready for dinner out this weekend with friends): "I'm going to try not to drink a cocktail before dinner."WIFE (laughing): "I'm going to try TO drink a cocktail before dinner."
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 20:16 (ten months ago) link