i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

praying 4 u luna!

the article itself is not that bad. george santos has kind of blown the curve for everyone

Luna? A fraud?

I’m now singing this thread title to the tune of “Do You Know the Way to San Jose”

#ripburt

#onethread

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/10/george-santos-puppy-theft-charge-romney-sinema

lol Jimmy

Oh sorry, didn't see that this story had already been linked upthread.

xp

tbf her grandfather was only Nazi-ish

inna Santos stylee

Personally I did NOT have Jewish Hispanic fascists on my 2023 bingo card.

I badly want out of this particular absurdist dystopian timeline.

Please, all the thousand dark gods, send another comet or meteor or whatever, we beseech thee

the stuff about how luna's account of the a break-in to her apartment (as a "home invasion") was different than what actually happened ("a break-in at their shared apartment when they were not home") also falls flat, once you read the details. someone really was breaking into their home, more than once, enough for them to stay at a different residence for several days and put baby powder outside the door to capture footprints. their drawers were opened, and there was a used condom on the floor. i would be pretty freaked out too.

also she lived in missouri and that'll traumatize anyone

it just seems like a waste of time to get into that kind of stuff when she's literally wearing an AR-15 lapel in congress

think people really sleeping on Jimmy's joke

lol

On Thursday, Santos told Newsmax that the same night, the independent Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema was “very polite, very kindhearted” and said: “Hang in there buddy.”

On Friday, a spokesperson for Sinema told CNN: “This is a lie.”

xp Yeah, I was doing a double take scrolling up on the thread, too.

lolol what DOESN'T he lie about

lol Jimmy

https://defector.com/the-man-who-invented-himself

I’ll just link my tweet instead of repeating it

George Santos is what happens when enough chutzpah aggregates in one place to become sentient

— DJP (@djperry1973) February 10, 2023

The Talented Mr Whippy

it's pretty funny that even after all this got exposed he's still lying his ass off about everything. the man don't give a fuck

the defector piece is p good btw

david roth cut his teeth finding ways to talk abt trump but now he has found his true subject

yeah I enjoyed that a lot

david roth cut his teeth finding ways to talk abt trump

Might as well Trump

TRUMP

Go ahead and Trump

.

— George Santos (@Santos4Congress) February 11, 2023

no lies detected

he's lying, it was ,

finally a chaotic evil gay in public office https://t.co/GiJ5wZ4D7B

— ella dawson (@brosandprose) February 11, 2023

no one's asking santos to go to the back of the room. i think everyone is asking him to leave and never come back

These people are remoras on the carcass of Trump.

do remoras have smiles as nice as george's YES THEY DO

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wierdnwildcreatures/images/5/52/Remora_front.jpg/

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/09/santos-masterminded-atm-fraud-feds-00086417

Santos had promised to hire El Chapo’s lawyer for Trelha, he said.

Santos kept a warehouse on Kirkman Road in Orlando to store the skimming equipment, according to the declaration.

“He had a lot of material — parts, printers, blank ATM and credit cards to be painted and engraved with stolen account and personal information.

“Santos gave me at his warehouse, some of the parts to illegally skim credit card information. Right after he gave me the card skimming and cloning machines, he taught me how to use them,” Trelha wrote.

who doesn't keep a warehouse in Orlando with spare items though

damn, santos (allegedly) stole the bail money too

lmao that's like 5 minutes from where I lived between 2011 - 2016. could have stopped him!

this guy.....

i can't even keep up with all of the crimes he done done

he was kind of a crime mentor in this caper

omg

Santos refused to accept his 2020 defeat, and, like Trump, falsely claimed that the vote totals had been somehow manipulated. He began raising money and hiring additional staff for a recount, insisting that half the Democratic ballots should have been discarded, and refused to leave the orientation session for new members of Congress even after Suozzi's victory was certified

Hypocrite libs thought it was cool when Aubrey Plaza did credit card fraud!!!!

More like Fraudrey Plaza.

Rep. George Santos has introduced a new vaccine bill called The Minaj Act, named after Nicki Minaj. https://t.co/nvroDT7FA4

— The FADER (@thefader) April 17, 2023

i mean nicki does love sexual predators so

Guy has some big balls

not what I hear

Santos also returned more in campaign donations than he took in the last quarter. Funny how that works out.

not to be outdone by all the Donald Trump news

CNN Exclusive: Federal prosecutors have filed criminal charges against New York Rep. George Santos, the Republican whose astonishing pattern of lies and fabrications stunned even hardened politicos, according to three sources familiar with the matter.

— Paul LeBlanc (@CNNPaul) May 9, 2023

When pressed for comment, Santos said it was a "different George Santos"

they got mixed up due to a diabolical glitch in the Santoverse

Santos is my Congressperson. I voted for one of the more progressive candidates because Zimmerman seemed like a total DNC hack.

― Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Wednesday, February 1, 2023 9:43 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

thanks PBKR

― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, February 1, 2023 9:46 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sorry :(

Otoh, I don't think Santos will finish his term.

― Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Wednesday, February 1, 2023 9:50 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink