"look at the moon!!"

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No! The biggest problem in the world is the inevitable extinction of the human species. It is so inevitable that it can only be avoided though lunar advertising! See how logical this connection is, in a totally non-convoluted way: http://www.moonpublicity.com/mp/shadow-shaping/the-big-picture

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope whoever thought this up dies in pain, soon

I thought the guy who thought this up went back in time and sired himself.

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Some groups of people may object to changing the appearance of the Moon for religious, environmental or sentimental reasons. Most of these objections can be handled through proper framing. For example, commercial space development can take the place of governmental space development to a degree, freeing up federal funds to better deal with humanitarian and social issues. While Shadow Shaping can last for thousands of years, it can also be erased by Shadow Shaping robots as easily as it is created. It is just a collection of small ridges made in the lunar dust. It has no impact to the lunar environment, and it only creates images during partial lunar phases, leaving the full Moon unchanged.

Fuck this guy.

When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 August 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The argument that only corporations can get us into space is especially tiresome when it's clear that iron-fisted communism works just as well to that end.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Sunday, 2 August 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

As I understand it, the shuttle gets retired last year, while Soviet-era rockets are still running like trains.

Wasn't lunar advertising another libertarian wingnut Robert Heinlein idea?

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 August 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, though he wasn't the first:

http://www.thespacereview.com/article/215/1

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 August 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, he's right! The majority of the U.S. tax budget is being consumed by funding for manned space flight!

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Nasa to crash metal thingy into the moon to see if it gets wet in about three hours!

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/index.html

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link

one hour!

Come on, I can't be the only geek on here :-)

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i got my nasa tv link ready to go

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, when did we declare war on the moon?

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe you should sign this:
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/stop-nasa-from-bombing-the-moon

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Usable water under the moon's surface would make setting up permanent stations there much more feasible, because transporting water to there would be prohibitively expensive by any standards.

I'm excited!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 9 October 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

(xpost) that's hilarious, but you just know that some people signed it in all seriousness without reading the whole thing.

Nasa to crash metal thingy into the moon to see if it gets wet in about three hours!

So this is Andrew WK's latest project?

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ "Leave my sister alone!"

Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, when did we declare war on the moon?

because it is fun and enlightening.

dice in my pockets (csa), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Dudes like blowing up shit for the sake of it.

dice in my pockets (csa), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, thank you.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a high impact science experiment. doesn't all have to be petri dishes and pipettes ffs.

Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't all have to be petri dishes and pipettes ffs.

You're thinking of the Observer Music Monthly surely?

Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I am ALWAYS thinking of the OMM. Apart from now, when I'm thinking about the moon and the opportunities for exploiting its resources.

Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet they won't find oil there :-(

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Oil? That's where the WMD are stowed!

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

What if the moon is unexpectedly hollow and it breaks up and it all falls to earth and the tidal motions of the oceans stop? I've closed my windows for the time being.

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah that'll help...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

What if the moon is unexpectedly hollow and we wake the slumbering elder gods within?

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

one_nation_under_God.jpg

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't wait.

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish I could see the moon. Instead it's raining.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe it sprung a leak?

Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

FINAL TRANSMISSION: "Houston, I've changed my mind, I really don't want t"

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Did anything blow up?

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

any second now

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no, they missed :-(

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Ooh... I hope we accidentally unburied a monolith!

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

How can you miss the moon? It's thousands of miles across!

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link

This is really not inspiring my confidence in NASA.

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it was a joke.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yep :-)

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

boom!

(we'll only know if there's water after about an hour, I believe)

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Nasa expert: "It's hard to tell what we saw just now"

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, now they're going to analyse (spectroscopy & so on) the impact plume and the data from 9 instruments on the craft, apparently.

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Watching on Nasa.tv, some communication difficulties you'd think they'd have cleared up by now:

"NIR 1 to OPR 15"
"NIR 1... er is that Mike or November?"

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol that was a waste of time

sonderangerbot, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

We wanted Mike, but we got November.

moley, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ :-D

xp

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

when the STRANGE DREAMS start tonight, we'll know that Cthulhu has awoken.

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Not as exciting as

http://weathervortex.com/to_add/2008_07_01_archive_files/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Data received: 01110111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110111 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

OTM.

We plebs want the computer simulation. Let the boffins work on that one tonight and present it to us tomorrow. P.S. We want big splashy bang kablooey.

moley, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

This is Nasa's equivelent of the LHC as far as thrill-a-minute action goes.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8297811.stm
There's a slideshow that shows what was supposed to happen. Meanwhile, the live feed (three guys sitting around a desk) has just gone down!

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

You gotta love those feeds. "Live in the control room: NERDS!"

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, somebody post video when you find some. I'm going back to bed.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"look at the moon!!"

"Don't look at the finger! Or you'll miss all that heavenly glory!"

Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Hamletmachine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

This should be as easy as punching a person in front of you at the line at the supermarket- you know that one that has 30 items in a 15 limit fast checkout.

dice in my pockets (csa), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Hunter's Moon/Blood Moon tonight -- it's bright enough out there to read by.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Second Aries moon for the year. Not sure what that means but apaz it is unusual. Sure has been a lot of nutty people about the last 36 hours or so.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

It's lovely here but a bit hidden in the clouds, though that provides its own beauty too of course.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

chicago is illuminated by it now i can say

social-media-compost Circle of Life (jdchurchill), Saturday, 23 October 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

after seemingly month(s) of interminable cloudless nights, we get the blood moon of the century, and also Mars at it's brightest and closest position to Earth right next to it tonight. And it turns out to be night of the fucking clouds :(

calzino, Friday, 27 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

the moon and mars are nexter than ever

mark s, Friday, 7 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Moon’s got water

We detected water on the Moon’s sunlit surface for the first time! This suggests water may be distributed across the lunar surface, and not limited to cold, shadowed places.

Tune in live to learn more: https://t.co/t3AhWT3hNJ https://t.co/73u4hrX90V

— SOFIAtelescope (@SOFIAtelescope) October 26, 2020

scampus milne (gyac), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link


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