needs to get back to basics
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
Some great lines in this review! This made me laugh in appreciation:
“Cool kids, they do not like rock/They only listen to trap and pop,” he continues, hoping for more upvotes on his comment.
― listened to "Mississippi" one take too long (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link
i have no idea how anyone could've avoided "Beggin'" over the past year or two
― alpine static, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link
It sounds absolutely awful but is actually getting some decent reviews elsewhere. (Kerrang gave it 4 stars for instance but I've no idea what the quality of Kerrang is like these days).
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:03 (one year ago) link
anyway, this band stinks, and they *are* a very easy target (for P4k, at least / has RS reviewed?), and also we need more negative reviews. all these things are true.
― alpine static, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:03 (one year ago) link
In theory, Måneskin—in their politely iconoclastic, youthful, inscrutably European, anti-mainstream guise—might fit under that rubric Americans once knew as “alternative rock.” It was a genre that conferred—in accordance with the social bylaws of the ’80s and ’90s—that what you liked signaled what you did not like: By owning a Sonic Youth album, you displaced the energy that otherwise would have been consumed by a Spin Doctors album.
By owning one alternative rock album you displace the energy of a different alternative rock album.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
"Don’t you wish Guitar Center could win a Grammy?" made me chuckle
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link
only issue i have is there are so many bands which are too big, too plugged into the alt/indie industrial complex for pitchfork to dare slam them as hard as they deserve. anyway this band does deserve it obv.
― omar little, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link
Yeah, punching up. Måneskin laughing all the way to the bank, a la Bon Jovi happily getting roasted by Triumph the Insult Dog. "Sick burns, Pitchfork." (throws leftover $200 burger topped with gold leaf in the trash)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link
At least THEY have the guts to make a statement song like Gasoline, not giving a sh*t about pleasing everyone.https://t.co/KF6w2sqZuo— KosiKosa (@KosiCosa) February 7, 2023
[Verse 1]You're nothing but gasolineStarting fires since seventeenSilver spoon in daddy's jeansYou go, "Four, three, two, one"Count it, count it downMister in a stolen dressYou're so dark, but you paint it redSoaking wet in your golden bedYou go, "Four, three, two, one"Count it, count it down
[Pre-Chorus]How are you sleeping at night?How do you close both your eyes?Living with all of those livesOn your hands?Standing alone on that hillUsing your fuel to killWe won't take it standing stillWatch us danceHow are you sleeping at night?How do you close both your eyes?Living with all of those livesOn your hands?Standing alone on that hillUsing your fuel to killWe won't take it standing stillWatch us dance
[Chorus]We're gonna dancе on gasolineWe're gonna dancе on gasolineWe're gonna dance on gasoline
― jaymc, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:16 (one year ago) link
has RS reviewed?
They pulled their punches a bit: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/review-maneskin-rush-1234661170/
― listened to "Mississippi" one take too long (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:17 (one year ago) link
xpost Maybe better in Italian?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:19 (one year ago) link
Non sei altro che benzinaAccendere incendi da diciassette anniCucchiaio d'argento nei jeans di papàDici "Quattro, tre, due, uno"Contalo, contalo alla rovesciaIl signore con un vestito rubatoSei così scuro, ma lo dipingi di rossoBagnato fradicio nel tuo letto d'oroDici "Quattro, tre, due, uno"Contalo, contalo alla rovescia
(Pre-ritornello)Come dormi la notte?Come si chiudono entrambi gli occhi?Vivere con tutte quelle viteSulle tue mani?In piedi da solo su quella collinaUsando il tuo carburante per uccidereNon ce la faremo a stare fermiGuardaci ballareCome dormi la notte?Come si chiudono entrambi gli occhi?Vivere con tutte quelle viteSulle tue mani?In piedi da solo su quella collinaUsando il tuo carburante per uccidereNon ce la faremo a stare fermiGuardaci ballare
(Coro)Balleremo a benzinaBalleremo a benzinaBalleremo a benzina
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Balleremo a benzina >>>> We're gonna dance on gasoline
― ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:51 (one year ago) link
It's a metaphor.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link
those lyrics look like they're written by someone who was exposed to leaded gasoline in their youth
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link
xps not punching down at the band, punching down on the idea of music that sounds like it could be in an advert. which is probably most music.
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:06 (one year ago) link
idk, imo, there's a specificity to "music made for introducing the all-new Ford F-150" that's not equivalent to "music in any ad." The cologne commercial line is broader, and I don't personally have that stereotype in my head so it doesn't land, but even that is narrower
― rob, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:09 (one year ago) link
Yeah - obv plenty of ads use good music (that wasn't written specifically for ads), but the review is saying something different.
― listened to "Mississippi" one take too long (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:14 (one year ago) link
"music made for introducing the all-new Ford F-150"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVWQH7jIg8
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
xp But I don't really get where along the way this stuff has got so synonymous with adverts for, well, cars and cologne. The reality seems a bit different imo. I guess if it was me I'd just find another way to say 'sounds like polite focus grouped music'.
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
if anyone is making a commercial for gasoline, i know just the song...
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
One of my favorite jams (I think it did end up being licensed for a car commercial!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcNcuGkhASw
― listened to "Mississippi" one take too long (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:24 (one year ago) link
I know a pretty aggro song that would work well in a "Kerosene" commercial (#onethread)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link
Is there gas in the car?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link
lol
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 18:41 (one year ago) link
I dare you guys to reply to that tweet jaymc posted to ask what the statement being made is. I did that the last time someone was saying silly things about music on twitter and it was a lot of fun
Silver spoon in daddy's jeans
did they mean genes or
― mh, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:40 (one year ago) link
oh no, it was part of the “Stand Up for Ukraine” project and the wily detectives at genius.com seem to think it's about Putin
― mh, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
I really enjoyed that review but there's so much great stuff modern Pitchfork ignores that would've deserved that review slot more than Maneskin. not a fan of this mentality that because something is popular it needs to be covered, even if it's not good. there's a similar issue going on right now in games with the new Harry Potter thing--some saying it's irresponsible to write about it because Rowling's a TERF, others saying it's irresponsible to not write about it because it's going to be a big hit, and then others arguing it's a waste of time and space to write about a sure-to-be-forgotten tie-in game that's already sold millions of copies before release. all are right but only one isn't wrong.
― charlie brown from outta town (GM), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 03:57 (one year ago) link
it's fine to have the occasional negative review of unhip popular albums. it'd be boring if they focused on that too much but not covering those at all has sometimes in the past lead to weird blindspots in music criticism more broadly.
wrt games writing - what is definitely irresponsible is all the uncritical garbage reviews of hogwarts legacy that are the only type of review out there right now because the publisher only sent review codes to outlets they knew would not seriously engage with it - most comical is the ign review which is actually fairly critical but still gives it a 9/10 with very weak justifications. serious criticism of it is good to have especially to counterbalance the many many garbage reviews that do exist.
― ufo, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 05:49 (one year ago) link
It is a rock album that sounds worse the louder you play it
a+
― corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 09:28 (one year ago) link
I haven't read it, and I'm not gonna link to it, but apparently one of the Dumbest Motherfuckers on the Internet, Freddie deBoer, has weighed in on the Måneskin review, and used the phrase "woke poptimism" with a straight face.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:00 (one year ago) link
didn't he say he was going to fuck off from the internet after lying about Malcolm Harris
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:16 (one year ago) link
it's really quite a thing how every american leftish influencer from the mid 10s is just openly reactionary now
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link
Follow the money. They sure did.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:28 (one year ago) link
I don't think I've ever encountered anyone who has been interested in following FdB's work and I am unsure if I would understand them if I did
― mh, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
he was on the bernie side of the centre left culture war so a lot of people who should have known better were for a time
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:51 (one year ago) link
he was always pretty conservative so it doesn't reflect well on that subculture that he was ever a thing but he's far from alone there
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:55 (one year ago) link
Ugh, and I just got a "Hey, you should read this Freddie DeBoer thing!" email from Ethan Iverson (not personally; it's part of his own email list). Iverson has been outing himself more and more as a small-c conservative lately, usually through aesthetic pronouncements. He knows a lot about jazz history, which is great, and I've had enjoyable conversations with the guy, but it's like...I know you're a middle-aged white guy from rural Wisconsin, could you try a little harder to not act like it?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 23:17 (one year ago) link
and used the phrase "woke poptimism" with a straight face.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, February 8, 2023 5:00 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I won't link to it either but unless I am missing it the phrase "woke poptimism" does not appear
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 23:19 (one year ago) link
unless I am missing it the phrase "woke poptimism" does not appear
new board description
― "i'm grateful." (Austin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link
maneskin are very confusing to me because their two modes as a band seem to be lukewarm imitations of rhcp and franz ferdinand? and then occasionally they Rock Out more too. that's just quite an odd combo
― ufo, Thursday, 9 February 2023 00:32 (one year ago) link
the phrase woke poptimism doesnt appear, but the concept clearly does lol
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:47 (one year ago) link
deboer's terrible attempt at music writing is still probably an improvement from his usual shit
― ufo, Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:11 (one year ago) link
the deboer article sucks and is obnoxious. pitchfork has always been unfairly maligned. at the end of the day, they review a wider variety of music than any other publication. and they very often elevate relatively outre stuff to BNM status. a site like pitchfork is never going to align with one's personal taste and that shoudl just be fine.
― treeship., Sunday, 12 February 2023 03:05 (one year ago) link
Pitchfork stopped being a music site long ago and became instead a series of instructions for how to carefully position yourself in contrast or complement to the people around you in a way that maximizes your personal brand and demonstrates that you’re the most specialist boy or girl of all.
like this is just not true. and if it wasn, it wouldn't even be a bad thing.
i *wish* there was still social currency in having unique taste. but increasingly this isn't the case anymore. everyone is just drowning in their feeds, they know they are one click away from virtually any music that might catch their interest.
― treeship., Sunday, 12 February 2023 03:09 (one year ago) link
the hipster is dead. freddie is beating a corpse.
also, like, there are limits to the kind of formal analysis that is possible in a popular journal. readers want context, they want narative. and freddie himself makes his living as a cultural gadfly. it's ignorant for him to pretend that such discussions have no place in "reviews."
― treeship., Sunday, 12 February 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link
do not give him this amount of oxygen imo
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 February 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link
no one knows who that guy is or cares what he thinks
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 February 2023 03:12 (one year ago) link