Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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Fresco!

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"Ewwww!"

Z S, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Perra caliente!

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Willkommen in Finland"

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

HI DERE, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"you cant tell but i am also pooping rightnow"

a puppy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

deej, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Batman!

(with apologies to Alan Partridge and ITR)

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

"Have you ever chewed tobacco?"

"they moved the aspie next to me-at-work"

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

SLACKER

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ok ffs people these don't have to be thread-titles

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^this, btw

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Are these celebrities really ugly?

snoball, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"I was just saying that people who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever and then...uuugghhhhhh"

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton!"

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

SERENITY NOW!

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

-- HI DERE, Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM) Bookmark Link

noch einmal

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"noch einmal"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

the sir weeze, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

CUSTOS THREAD

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Penis über Gesicht

yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Judge me not, conspiracy theorists

yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

+f "we want hen fap" = not found

go figure

J0hn D., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

CUT THE MIDRANGE, DROP THE BASS!

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (1 year ago) Link

this is the best one.

bingolola, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

uh

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

let's see if ILX can refrain from posting the more expressive current thread-titles to this thread in an unfunny custosesque spew

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

"I'm spewing" - which can have several interpretations

snoball, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

JGO, standing up for restraint

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

"release my minions!"

carlo rossi, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"Is this some sort of coded language?"

Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"Never go full retard"

milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

[gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

JTS, Friday, 29 August 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

during cunnilingus: "OM NOM NOM!"

bernard snowy, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

BRING BACK MY SNOWMAN MOTRHERFUCKINGFUCKER

snoball, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Soylent Green is people!

AlanSmithee, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, click Start, All Programs, Connect to. Now tell me exactly what comes up on the screen. Great. Right click on ISPNAME connection. got it. no, Right Click. Yes, we'll have to do it all again.

Thomas, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ahaha that flow chart

rrrobyn, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

"Seen from out here everything seems different. Time bends. Space is boundless. It squashes a man's ego. I feel lonely."

"He's prepared to die! (laughs) Doesn't it make you misty?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making, but no love."

"You cut out his brain, you bloody baboon!"

"Doctor Zaius, would an ape make a human doll... that TALKS?"

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

"I'd rather be banking!"

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

lololololololol Edward

Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

more thread connections bait

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

"My God, it's full of stars!"

krakow, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link


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