rolls royce player imo
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link
I almost get weepy about the day we signed him after the loan spell - what like he is our player now? Surely this is some kind of fucking trick or something - it can't be real!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:06 (one year ago) link
I don't think he was fit earlier in the season but he's been awesome since he came back from the World Cup. My favourite player remains Hatate though.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:39 (one year ago) link
stg VAR has just led to refs outsourcing their brain function. use yr eyes ya mad dicks
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 11 February 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link
pler
πππ¨ ππππππ.ππ‘ππ π’π¬ ππ₯π₯.pic.twitter.com/cBgUrIKGqX— Everything Celtic (@aboutceltic) February 19, 2023
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 19 February 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link
Love him.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 February 2023 20:10 (one year ago) link
beautiful sunday
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 26 February 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link
8
What a day. I assume Ange is away though now :-(
― ailsa, Saturday, 3 June 2023 23:22 (eleven months ago) link
PS Jim in Vancouver if you're still around, I was in Vancouver recently and contemplated heading to the CSC since I was very nearby on two occasions at the start and end of my holiday. Those occasions were getting scudded off of The Rangers and getting scudded off of Hibs so I'm glad I didn't, but I probably should have checked to see if that was a thing you did and if you fancied a 4am pint.
― ailsa, Saturday, 3 June 2023 23:26 (eleven months ago) link
gameβs gone
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 3 July 2023 18:20 (ten months ago) link
Brendan Rodgers has told Reo Hatate he must impress him to earn his spot in the Celtic line up.
Rodgers is such a dick.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 August 2023 11:59 (nine months ago) link
Ha, does the man have no eyes?
I love Matt O'Riley an almost unreasonable amount btw.
― ailsa, Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:58 (nine months ago) link
decent night in europe for scottish football
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:43 (eight months ago) link
You beat me to it.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:51 (eight months ago) link
Just checking other results and I notice that Fenerbahce scored in the 21st and 23rd minutes of stoppage time, which must be some kind of record.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link
... turns that was a mistake, they scored in 78th and 80th minutes!
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:20 (eight months ago) link
Aye, mon the coefficient and all that.
― ailsa, Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:46 (eight months ago) link
chronicball
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:51 (eight months ago) link
I'll get in early: Rodgers out
― ailsa, Monday, 28 August 2023 11:14 (eight months ago) link
im generally p patient with new coaches/managers as a rule of thumb, esp since CCV is out of the lineup and theyre playing children at cb. but losing to kilmarnock and then drawing st johnstone at home does not inspire a lot of hope for the season, let alone champions league.
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:23 (eight months ago) link
(xp) I refer the House to my post of Sunday the 13th.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:36 (eight months ago) link
rodgers relegating hatate to the bench is proof that god hates us
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:44 (eight months ago) link
Still, at least we had that creepy guy from the Spanish FA at Hamilton Accies for a bit. That'll put us on the world map again
― ailsa, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:51 (eight months ago) link
booooooo
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 23:50 (eight months ago) link
Well there goes the coefficient! Embarrassing stuff and I fully expect Celtic to embarrass themselves too this season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 August 2023 20:35 (eight months ago) link
We appear to watching some terrible revival of the Tennents Sixes on BBC Scotland. Kris Commons has fair been at the pies since retiring.
― ailsa, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:29 (eight months ago) link
Also I think every player at this "Masters" tournament is at least a decade younger than me. Pedro Mendes looks like someone's aged him using one of those "what will you look like in 40 years" apps.
― ailsa, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:38 (eight months ago) link
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― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 30 September 2023 15:54 (seven months ago) link
watched Celtic for the first time in a while against Livi last weekend, really impressed with O'Riley. Brendan is probably more of a hindrance than a help at this point but Rangers don't look to be up to much this season.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 30 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link
o'reilly has been class, need more reo next to him in midfield tbh, rly loved that palma goal today. not a huge brendan fan but they shd win the season regardless. be lucky to get any results in the champions league tho.
rangers look dire so far so thats fun.
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 30 September 2023 20:01 (seven months ago) link
lol
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:58 (seven months ago) link
Bye then Michael Beale. You weren't even comically rubbish, just not very good.
I love Matt O'Riley.
― ailsa, Monday, 2 October 2023 09:30 (seven months ago) link
lampard in
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 2 October 2023 12:09 (seven months ago) link
celtic in europe, man
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:56 (seven months ago) link
I just think of the Champions League as a way of getting into the Europa League.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:03 (seven months ago) link
need to get third for that !
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:17 (seven months ago) link
Working out permutations of the ways we can fuck up qualification groups should be on the national curriculum
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:51 (seven months ago) link
Absolute shocker of a VAR, obvs.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link
We need one point right? And Norway have to beat Spain and us? I don't think Spain are very good but Norway are shite even with Haaland.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:16 (seven months ago) link
Euro 2008. We've been here before. Georgia away is heralding unnecessary feelings of deja vu.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:07 (seven months ago) link
Believe me I'm trying hard to convince myself here.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:12 (seven months ago) link
Are you sure you're even Scottish? As soon as it went to VAR I suddenly remembered my place and why optimism isn't a thing that happens. Calling it for a non-existent foul then suddenly finding an offside decision that didn't flag VAR instead is this year's whatever-the-fuck-that-Hutton-against-Italy thing was.
https://gifer.com/en/Acau
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:43 (seven months ago) link
Is this just rolling Scottish football forever?
someone has chucked a pie on the pitch βin angerβ during morton vs dunfermline and i genuinely feel patriotic at how this image could only exist via scottish football pic.twitter.com/TVkGZvHjZI— Adam Park (@admprk_) November 3, 2023
― ailsa, Friday, 3 November 2023 23:32 (six months ago) link
EPL fans can moan about referees and VAR all they like but they should check out Scottish referees sometime. Anyway, as I do periodically, I annoyed myself by looking at Rangers FC's stats for the season. In their last 8 games in Scotland (League and League Cup) Rangers have been awarded 8 penalties (it's actually 9 in their last 10). They missed two of them but, nonetheless, James Tavernier (that's the right back, James Tavernier) is now averaging a goal every second game for them - a scoring rate few of their strikers have been able to match in the last few seasons. To be scrupulously fair though, Celtic get their fair share of dubious penalty decisions too.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 December 2023 16:37 (five months ago) link
The one you've all been waiting for... Penalties conceded versus Touches in the Box (against)....*Runs for cover* https://t.co/e8fXnsY69O pic.twitter.com/iTtUuZqJD5— Jaymes Monte (@ArabAnalytics) November 28, 2023
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 9 December 2023 16:45 (five months ago) link
Penalty to Rangers!In an attempt to stay relevant and bait some cheap interactionβ¦Rangers do get slightly more pens than avg (relative to touches in box) but not significantly so.Aberdeen also above the avg line.Celtic, Hibs, Killie, Dundee have right to feel aggrieved. pic.twitter.com/a1a0PG6I42— Jaymes Monte (@ArabAnalytics) November 27, 2023
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 9 December 2023 16:46 (five months ago) link
sevco = penco, backed by data
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 9 December 2023 16:48 (five months ago) link
Tavernier's scoring record in general is better than a lot of actual forwards - he's scored 80 goals in 292 games for Rangers. He's once been their leading goalscorer for the season and twice been runner-up. Admittedly he does score occasionally from free kicks and open play too but nonethless...
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 December 2023 17:01 (five months ago) link
serial loser but
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 9 December 2023 17:20 (five months ago) link
Turns out Arbroath's sub keeper might be the best striker in Scotland at the moment.
Arbroath had to bring on their substitute goalkeeper as a striker He just scored from 25 yards out PEAK SCOTTISH FOOTBALL pic.twitter.com/rU72uJifCL— Fitba Patter (@FitbaPatter) December 30, 2023
― Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:02 (four months ago) link