Alex Jones

Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge, 11:32.12 a.m.:
Please bring vodka to con room

Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge 2:29.58 p.m.:
Please tell D to get me a bottle of vodka out of his safe and put in my office now

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.50 a.m.:
I can’t believe you wore the wedding ring to fuck hon

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.52 a.m.:
Him

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:04.08 a.m.:
I am okay with it just don’t ware it anymore

Oh fun.

Does anyone but me remember the story of Bill O'Reilly's wonderfully clumsy attempt to seduce a subordinate, wherein he speaks of her using a "felafel" in the shower, by which he apparently meant a "loofah"?

Or maybe there are people who rub themselves with fried chick peas. I don't wish to kink-shame.

don't think I ever got over "I love you, alive girl"

"So much better than the dead kind."

Oh but back to Jones for a sec

And nothing can stop it
It seams
It’s like gravity
A black hole (hole emoji)

^ primo fake Metallica lyrics

(hole emoji)

I wouldn't expect one of the main job roles of a personal trainer to be "guy who brings me vodka on demand at 9am" but here we are

it's really, really tough to read through that page. i only got about a 1/3 of the way down. what a complete scumbag, and every single person who is involved with him.

on a much less important note his texting style is so annoying

hay

their so wrong about this

media hippocrits

wrong about everything so soick of it

hay

it seams

there ought to be a circle of hell reserved for people who break up a single sentence into four separate texts

You hate is

this is just to say

a sucky

I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.

It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.

^Well said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/19/alex-jones-money-concealment-sandy-hook-families-award

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Yowza

If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.

How does it taste, Alex?

Like corn on the cob

That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

biting Chuck Tingle's style there

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

or maybe the ball tanning?

Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?

working on it

Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH

I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating

oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water

Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?