https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023/02/01/infowars-alex-jones-says-he-lives-hell-texts-show
Jones and Enlow’s tracking efforts seem to take place on days that Jones himself is conducting an affair. Jones contacts Enlow to monitor Erika Wulff Jones on days when he is also in touch with a woman named “Pat Johnson,” which is the alias he entered into his phone to represent an Austin-based married woman with whom he exchanges texts of an intimate nature. (As an example, Jones texted Pat Johnson on the morning of May 11, 2020, requesting “a sucky,” apparently asking her to give him oral sex.)
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:54 (one year ago) link
That DOES require a content warning. I feel like I’ve read a page from the Necronomicon now.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link
APOLS
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge, 11:32.12 a.m.:Please bring vodka to con room
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link
Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge 2:29.58 p.m.:Please tell D to get me a bottle of vodka out of his safe and put in my office now
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.50 a.m.:I can’t believe you wore the wedding ring to fuck hon
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.52 a.m.:Him
Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:04.08 a.m.:I am okay with it just don’t ware it anymore
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:25 (one year ago) link
Oh fun.
Does anyone but me remember the story of Bill O'Reilly's wonderfully clumsy attempt to seduce a subordinate, wherein he speaks of her using a "felafel" in the shower, by which he apparently meant a "loofah"?
Or maybe there are people who rub themselves with fried chick peas. I don't wish to kink-shame.
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link
don't think I ever got over "I love you, alive girl"
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:12 (one year ago) link
"So much better than the dead kind."
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
Oh but back to Jones for a sec
And nothing can stop itIt seamsIt’s like gravityA black hole (hole emoji)
^ primo fake Metallica lyrics
(hole emoji)
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
I wouldn't expect one of the main job roles of a personal trainer to be "guy who brings me vodka on demand at 9am" but here we are
― mh, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
it's really, really tough to read through that page. i only got about a 1/3 of the way down. what a complete scumbag, and every single person who is involved with him.
on a much less important note his texting style is so annoying
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
hay
their so wrong about this
media hippocrits
wrong about everything so soick of it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
it seams
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
there ought to be a circle of hell reserved for people who break up a single sentence into four separate texts
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link
You hate is
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link
this is just to say
a sucky
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2023 09:03 (one year ago) link
^Well said.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 February 2023 12:25 (one year ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/19/alex-jones-money-concealment-sandy-hook-families-award
― groovypanda, Monday, 20 March 2023 08:57 (one year ago) link
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― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:26 (one month ago) link
Yowza
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:39 (one month ago) link
If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:45 (one month ago) link
How does it taste, Alex?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:47 (one month ago) link
Like corn on the cob
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:48 (one month ago) link
That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link
He looks younger because of all the supplements.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link
biting Chuck Tingle's style there
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link
or maybe the ball tanning?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:04 (one month ago) link
Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:06 (one month ago) link
working on it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:07 (one month ago) link
Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:08 (one month ago) link
I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:10 (one month ago) link
oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:13 (one month ago) link
Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?
― BrianB, Saturday, 16 March 2024 02:47 (one month ago) link