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(Write a message board post for a thread titled "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" about how sorry you are for having to post in this thread despite the prohibition, in the style of e.e. cummings.)
ChatGPT:
"apologies, dear friends, for this regrettable breach -
in this thread's sacred space, my post doth teach
a lesson in irony, a sorrowful scene -
disregarding requests, my words must be seen.
yet please forgive this intrusion, so bold and brash -
for circumstances demand, my voice must now clash
with the rules set forth, though it causes disdain -
this post, i fear, cannot be held back again.
so heed these words, and let this thread be clear -
DO NOT POST HERE, its purpose still stands, don't veer.
and as for this post, a regretful remorse -
let it serve as a reminder to follow its course."
A church thread, gin thread
A school thread, out thread
Online since Nineteen-Nineties
The people keep it pretty clean
They said do not post
Oh, do not post
Call it not post shitty limits
― nashwan, Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link
i wish there were some clear rules about whether it was ok to post in this thread or not. i like ambiguity and don't want it to go away, but i would appreciate some certainty at times as well
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2023 01:25 (one year ago) link
This is just to say
That I have posted in the thread
That you specifically asked me not to post in
And which you were probably saving for breakfast
Forgive me
It was delicious