Worst ever festival line up?

Moe Lester the Limp was totally robbed in that poll

damn Just Like Heaven with the big 'hey sorry you're 30 now but come relive college days' energies

― nashwan, Monday, January 23, 2023 3:45 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

our goal is to see YYYs. Babysitter, travel, and hotel line items in google docs. Nearly 40, though.

last festival I attended was PMF 2006. Paul Rudd is my shrink. I'm taking him and his friends.

xp If you can swing it, I recommend getting the “VIP” tickets… having access to those viewing areas was great when we went last year.

we were just debating it, so thank you for that info.

in general, VIP stands for "Very Important Payment (to make if you're over 40 and want to sit comfortably and enjoy the show)"

Yes, we did it. We go to the local bowl for shows, but this will be the one festival we attend for at least the year. Got to make the most of it.

i got VIP tix for Hell in the Harbor which comes with a free satanic pancake breakfast

(oh and free bloody maries at said Breakfast, which honestly I care more about than the pancakes)

Brunch in LA is satanic by default

since we've started posting good lineups here as well, a mini festival in Tampa on 4/28 has:

Ice Cube
JJ Fad
2 Live Crew
Color Me Badd
Bone Thugs
Lisa Lisa

this sounds like a party yo

Dang

Not music but sod it
https://i.imgur.com/EEK3tf4.jpg

Fuck me Bobby Davro's still alive?!

I liked him when I was a young kid. I remember Duncan Norvelle and didn't find him funny. The rest I don't recognise the names tbh but Jim Davidson/Garry Bushell is a nightmare.

if we get these proper comedians recreating this then it might be worth that £27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYBpZ70y70

Ricky Lane is a Bernard Manning tribute act.

into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2) at 5:44 23 Feb 23

Fuck me Bobby Davro's still alive?!

https://preview.redd.it/0md4tpzn1gma1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c57a6569f7cc5d7c491befa80a367ca3169fd8fd

you win, that's the worst

Is eventbright.com a typo or is that actually an alt-right eventbrite clone?

looks like the former domain redirects to the latter

I stand corrected, the main domain redirects but their stone one does not so they typo'ed it

fwiw it's hosted by the new york young re publican club and only lists the location as "little italy"

Russia vs. Ukraine Burlesque:
Dance battle & hors-d'oeuvres

Wtf?

probably best not to look too deeply into that

They got Chinese Spy Balloon to spin records? That guy's been around for ages.

I am not really comfortable with how much that poster amuses me.

imagine going back to 1993 and telling Suede that in 30 years they'd be joint headlining a festival with John Major

The KITE 2023 line up so far.

Which sessions will you be attending? Where will you be dancing when the sun sets?

Tickets - https://t.co/pCV9zgHGQP pic.twitter.com/4YRNLege35

— KITE Festival (@KiteFSTVL) March 22, 2023

I’ll be dancing to Sir John Major as the sun sets

Festivals of ideas must be stopped.

"Polly Toynbee & Darren McGarvey"

the cannon & ball "odd couple" of centre-left political debate, brought in to shake things up a bit. They finish the set with a storming rendition of "together we'll be ok".

Just giving fodder to hecklers, this festival

"Here's an idea - get the fuck off the stage!"

Got to imagine the folks running Wilderness were utterly raging when that fest launched last year. Same utterly middle class "early 40 somethings with their posh kids" vibe, same sort of lineup mix, same demographic, very similar graphic design...

an event and not a festival but wow this is lit

We're thrilled to share the all-star lineup for A Capitol Fourth! Don't miss the live broadcast on PBS at 8/7c, Tuesday, July 4th.

— A Capitol Fourth (@July4thPBS) June 25, 2023

the sponsorship is *chef’s kiss*

Renee Fleming getting a Kennedy Center honor is the worst government-bestowed honor since Rush Limbaugh was gifted a Presidential Medal of Freedom

BREAKING: A Texas grand jury has declined to indict rapper Travis Scott in a criminal investigation into a massive crowd surge that killed 10 people at the 2021 Astroworld music festival in Houston, his attorney said. https://t.co/CuEmD3Iib2

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 29, 2023

Not a big surprise

This summer, we're back on the road to invest in America. pic.twitter.com/mddhf0O2ET

— President Biden (@POTUS) July 3, 2023

Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff were good when I saw them open for GBV.

props to the post-post-post-ironic youngster who put this together for them but this sounds like the worst thing

some of the 4th-tier britpop nostalgia fests on this thread probably have more ideological diversity

Can't believe they don't have any California dates!

Kite Festival is absolutely bizarre

Probably a competition clause in effect, which means Biden is probably headlining Coachella and Lolla next year.

xpost?

https://www.homerglenil.org/ImageRepository/Document?documentID=6208

Joechella

Kamalapalooza

Gathering of the Joegallos

Vilstock

I kind of want to start a band called Marcia Fudge now