Who Bodied Their Verse On "We Are The World"??

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I hate Bob Dylan, but him and Stevie Wonder alone raise the bar.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 31 July 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

(for the assertion, I mean, not the performance)

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 31 July 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

many Alex in NYC arguments have been broken down by his undeniable love and admiration for Miss Dionne Warwick

some dude, Friday, 31 July 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ha yeah Bob Dylan, oops

Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Friday, 31 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex, walk on by.

wide swing juggalo (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Is We Are The Pizza a real thing?

Seven Swagurai (a hoy hoy), Friday, 31 July 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Surprised no one's reppin' for Steve Perry, who plainly got inspired by the company; or Daryl Hall.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 July 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, let's go through them, then, shall we?

Lionel Richie - Crap.
Stevie Wonder - Was great at one point but then became crap.
Paul Simon - See Stevie Wonder.
Kenny Rogers - Oh please. COMPLETE crap.
James Ingram - Fine, but hardly a groundbreaker.
Tina Turner - Okay, yes -- she's a huge talent.
Billy Joel - Crappy craphound of the crappiest order.
Michael Jackson - Do you really need me to go into detail here?
Diana Ross - Big talent dwarfed by massive ego.
Dionne Warwick - Nice voice, dwarfed by insane devotion to psychic friends.
Willie Nelson - Good guy, nice voice, dope-advocate.
Al Jarreau - Whatever.
Bruce Springsteen - Slavishly overrated, but a nice guy.
Kenny Loggins - Champion of shite, redeemed only by the title song to "Caddyshack."
Steve Perry - Shrill airhorn of a voice redeemed only by "Separate Ways."
Daryl Hall - Legitimately huge talent.
Huey Lewis - Legitimately huge embarassment.
Cyndi Lauper - Talented, but irritating.
Kim Carnes - A damp fart.
Bob Dylan - Wheezing, oversung gasbag of washed-uppedness.
Ray Charles - Way too talented to be sharing a studio with the rest of this gang.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 31 July 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Willie Nelson - Good guy, nice voice, dope-advocate.

If Willie needs an obit, here it is.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex in NYC Non-OTM

Geir Hongro, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Al Jarreau - Whatever.
ahahaha

tylerw, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://blog.cleveland.com/ent_impact_music/2008/02/medium_jarreau.jpeg

tylerw, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

BIlly Joel = Zach Galifianakis

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Cyndi's dancing is cute. Bruce is like John Travolta in a bad movie. Kenny Roger ain't so bad imo.

Ludo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link

but the first MJ chorus is the best thing happening here.

Ludo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Stevie Wonder announced at 1 am that he would like to substitute the "sha-lum sha-lin-gay" sound for a line in Swahili.[16][17] At this point, Waylon Jennings left the recording studio and never returned; he allegedly felt that no "good ole boy" ever sang in Swahili.[16][17] A heated debate ensued, in which Geldof revealed that Ethiopians do not speak Swahili.[16] Michael Jackson also disagreed with using a Swahili line, choosing to stick with the the "sha-lum sha-lin-gay" sound, which, after being sung a few times, ran into opposition as well.[16] The participants eventually decided to sing something meaningful in English.[16] They chose to sing the new line "One world, Our children", which most of the participants enjoyed, apart from Tina Turner, who liked "sha-lum sha-lin-gay" better.[16]

Ludo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's mj vs ray for me. mj is so technically sound, immaculate phrasing. restrained and subdued for him, too, which is nice to hear. you can tell he mapped out every single syllable though, whereas ray seems--SEEMS--to be winging it, and that bit of emotion fits the song better than mj's approach.
also thought tina, willia, dionne, and stevie killed it.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Ray Charles sold this one

Korean park wheel of ignorant bad answer choice (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I forgot I had "Future Days" playing while I was listening to this

Korean park wheel of ignorant bad answer choice (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Diana Ross - Big talent dwarfed by massive ego.

Mr. In NYC, with love I say to you that no fan of Killing Joke is in a position to claim that the presence of a massive ego has any mitigating effect on said person's talent.

the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Saturday, 1 August 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Moreover, if Alex can point out how her "massive ego" affects her WATW performance, I'd like to read it.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Because absolutely everything about "We Are The World" sucks a massive bag of greasy cocks, that's why.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Jaz (since JOhn invoked him) may indeed have an outsized ego (though he's quite humble compared to La Ross), but at least he's ENTERTAININGLY INSANE at the same time (plus, he rocks).

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.gtdtimes.com/files/2009/01/surprise.jpg

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad we settled that.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex, you forgot Jeffrey Osborne, who's second to last.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

btw Jones' decision to pair Dionne Warwick's plummy diction against Willie's behind-the-beat phrasing is the kind of instinct you can't buy.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Most underrated duo trading off lines segment at about the 2:25 mark: Daryl Hall then Steve Perry.
Otherwise mostly good voices giving good performances: Ray, MJ, Stevie, James Ingram, Cyndi Lauper and Willie stand out.
There was a making of "We Are the World" video that came out at the time which shows Stevie Wonder sitting at a piano trying to get Bob Dylan to sound like the Dylan of the mid-60's. A priceless clip that I've not been able to find on Youtube, so if anyone has a link, please pass along.

jetfan, Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I prefer "We Fuck the World", which was sung by those puppets back in like 2000

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok...several things

1. alex's statement about the talent is wayyyyyyyyyyy wrong.
2. the song is so goddamned corny. it sounds like it came out of a song vending machine, almost as bad as "Power of the Dream".
3. the fact that it was for charity redeems it. musically though...why do these types of songs have to sound so ridiculously overwrought?
4. thank god this didn't have the LOL factor of Will Smith rapping a la "Voices that Care" in 1991.

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeGVObZgVbs

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

not much of a satire there. too obvious.

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Obviousness was always part of Culturcide's charm.

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

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Love the bad English...

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

ok I did that wrong

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Daryl Hall - Legitimately huge talent.

o_O of all the people on the list this is the one you choose to lionize O_o

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

For the record, I prefer Canada's b-side.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Kenny Rogers - Oh please. COMPLETE crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZYcqlEZxGQ

Eazy, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I love Alex in NYC's "let's go through them" post although I'm stunned he was aware of the existence of James Ingram and wonder how he knows Springsteen's a nice guy. Also, I agree with his assessment of Al Jarreau but "Wheezing, oversung gasbag" and maybe even "washed-uppedness" characterizes Dylan from the very beginning of his career (a positive in my book).

And what's with all the "yay subtlety" cheerleading? What, did y'all really want the Bruce of Nebraska? One of the things that makes "We Are The World" such great pop music is its mixture of subtlety and OTTness, the way it creates an illusion of a complete spectrum of pop vocalizing.

Presented with such a buffet, though, I have no clue where to park my plate. Lionel Richie's marvelous opener seems found in amber. But Steve Perry is certainly the most surprising. Too bad "the choir/chorus" isn't an option.

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the concept of a choir should be erased from human consciousness.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you like black music then?

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

congrats on the most wtf question i've ever been asked on ilx

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

See, this is why I don't live in Naperville.

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't care if your choir is black, white, purple

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I was trying to pair it with your wtf remark.

(xxpost)

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

nor do I but I don't see what that has to do with anything
xxxxp

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, let me be clearer: using WATW's choir to indict all choirs is like saying you hate synthesizers because of "My Humps."

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

true but i do hate all choirs regardless. next i will tell you how i hate peanut butter and jelly so you can reach your wtf'd quota for the month.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ok gregorian shit is alright

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

true but i do hate all choirs regardless. next i will tell you how i hate peanut butter and jelly so you can reach your wtf'd quota for the month.

Do you the peanut industry?

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

For the record, I prefer Canada's b-side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJN3u1wAWIk

Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

My favorite thing about this is from Huey Lewis on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

SALIE: I have to ask you about something that I loved when I was a teenager, "We are the World."

LEWIS: Right.

SALIE: Can you talk about that day? I mean were you really like - were you guys standing at craft services with, you know, like Bruce Springsteen is on your right and Diana Ross is on your left.

LEWIS: Exactly.

SALIE: What was it like?

LEWIS: It was amazing. It was amazing. I mean, I'm talking to Willie Nelson about golf and Bob Dylan over here says are you guys talking about golf?

He said yeah. And Willie said, yeah, we put the clubs on the bus. And Bob says, man, that's outrageous. He says that's outrageous. I said no, Bob, "Nashville Skyline" was outrageous. This is just golf.

SALIE: In that room, were there like cool kids and not cool kids?

LEWIS: No, but Paul Simon said - it's probably not nice to say. I don't know. Paul Simon said if a bomb drops on this place, John Denver is back on top.

joygoat, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

lol

i legit enjoy this record, and feel a strong need to listen/watch from time to time

the more i do so, the more i appreciate michael jackson's solo chorus

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Monday, 8 June 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

Bruce really does bomb this, doesn't he? Kenny Loggins sounds great by comparison.

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

Michael Jackson	0

Wait, what?

Uppercase (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

How in the ever loving fuck did Ray Charles not walk this?????

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 15 December 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

He etc

Mark G, Sunday, 15 December 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

idk if this is a poll u wanna "win" necessarily

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 December 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

"we are the world" is something that sounds like a generic anthem until you realize how profoundly fucking weird it is

i think i must have heard it a hundred times before the bizarreness of the line "as god has shown us, by turning stones to bread" finally sunk in

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 15 December 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

also

"when you're down and out, and there seems no hope at all/BUT IF YOU JUST BELIEVE, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN FALL"

which, in the context of what the song is meant to be about and who it's meant to be addressing, is just incredibly funny and insane

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 15 December 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

clap your hands if you believe you're not starving!

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 December 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

I like Greil Marcus' response "When you're done and out" ("The Ethiopians are 'down and out'?").

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 December 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

what does it mean to body a verse?

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 16 December 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

“If you just believe, there’s no way we can fall.” Yep, that’s all it takes to end famine in Ethiopia, just believing.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 December 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

In one of the "making of" videos IIRC, there's a moment with A. Jarreau recording his part and he's so not ale to follow the rhythm you have to wonder how that's possible for a "professional" singer (especially after such a long career) !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 16 December 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link

He was a jazz guy, it was him being avant garde

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

I like Greil Marcus' response "When you're done and out" ("The Ethiopians are 'down and out'?").

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 16, 2019 4:52 AM (two days ago)

marcus also pointed out how weird it is that a song written by two guys who'd done pepsi commercials centers on the line "there's a choice we're making," which sounds like an unconscious echo of pepsi's then-current slogan "the choice of a new generation"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link

xpost

killed their verse in outdated rap slang

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

It's time: Who Bodied Their Verse On "Tears Are Not Enough"??

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link


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