L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5603-Winslet-Dr_Franklin_TN_37064_M91150-64504

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Lol neighborhood: Hot Market

listed for half the prior sale price, ouch

TRAGIC TOTAL LOSS by FIRE, of a CLASSIC MANSION !!! Sold As is !! Rare opportunity to own approx 5 acres with 2 existing homes on this one site in Williamson County. Five mins from I-65 . Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire. Additional future expansion area or 10+ car garage in guest home. Open Hilltop views! Large Outdoor Kitchen and porches! Many things can still be save from fire including the entire Foundation, Porches, Patios, Landscaping & Outdoor Living. A private park like setting in the rear of the home. Custom Pavers & Limestone on Front porch! Save Tens of Thousands, of dollars & build any home of your dreams without Williamson County Impact Fees! MOST FEES WAVED!!

Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.

true stroke of luck that Outdoor Living was not touched by the fire

no but see there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames

there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames

MYTHS ABOUT FRANKLIN, TENN.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnM0V-7acAAdZWn?format=jpg&name=medium

1. need to cover this area with metal panels so i can hang my metal panel
2. sinkhole bathtub with cabinets just begging to cut you open
3. kitchen sink faucets
4. a metric mile of cabinets
5. lines like pick up sticks

'metric mile' lol, i meant a standard kilometer

I might have to see that one in person

Seriously, is that hole for washing sand off your feet?

I thought the right mirror was some sort of curved magnifying — well, it makes no sense what I thought it was. But it does do a nice job illustrating how the paint on the wall accurately matches the sky.

"Metric Mile" is genius, btw.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10309-Twin-Leaf-Dr-Bristow-VA-20136/237918286_zpid/?

A lot of work for that.

It was a fun journey though! I jumped a little when it went from that one slide to the next one.

Still have a hard time believe in people pay 3/4 of a million to live that far from DC, even if it does have a basement full of blood

I can only go 2/3 of a million, but it's a lot further from DC than that one.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/11671-Mill-Dam-Ct_Bentonville_AR_72713_M89471-87473

You'd better hope He is!

https://i.imgur.com/9JOUmMa.png

https://i.imgur.com/8XPousj.png

Basement of Blood is my favorite band

mid-tier Fighting Fantasy book

Another listing from Eggleston Realty.

https://i.imgur.com/Hhl0ZYY.png

The curtain is there for when ur doin things that you don't want the painted ducks to see

corded phone with requisite impossible-to-untangle cord is a nice touch

Nothing to see here. No laffs, no jump-scares or anything.

But it is just photo after photo of "what is happening here".

Contains the following:

• Doublewide barndomenium
• Sam's Club membership
• Breaker box in living room
• Power outlets on the ceiling
• Possible password revealed in QR code
• Stolen cart from Dollar General

https://i.imgur.com/KaFtBL0.png

and a chicken in the closet

yes, and a chicken in the closet.

The house is fine, but boy did I react to these chairs.

https://i.imgur.com/5heE9Qu.png

https://i.imgur.com/Isr74KS.png

https://i.imgur.com/dcTYrNQ.png

DOORS. What do they do?

• Provide privacy

• Blocks sounds from rest of domicile

• Provides barrier to smells, moisture

• Helps regulate airflow

In this half-million-dollar listing, there's a bedroom with those barn doors, a closet enclosed by one of Steven Tyler's scarves and, by my count, THREE BATHROOMS that feature only CURTAINS.

thanks it's hideous

Bedroom with barndoors I can kind of understand, the rest of it is...wow.

I just don't understand the appeal of interior barndoors in general.

you want airflow but don’t want a pet to get into the room— imagine it like a pet or kid fence

They look rattly though. Maybe I need to see some in person.

For me at least, a bathroom needs an effective barrier to noise and smells.

https://i.imgur.com/QQTKFzB.png

"Man, I hate it when they put the TV over the fireplace."

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https://i.imgur.com/K5ZOfdu.png

"Say no more!"

That's a security monitor. Which only makes it worse, of course.

I didn't catch that, but it sure is.

Hope no one steals their pool.

i didn't notice at first, it was just little buckets of water each time, but then I went for a dive and found out the hard way there was no pool left

Atlas and his Four Horsemen struke again

is this house in lino lakes?

Reliquary of Tone

I just need to make a new thread devoted to television sets in the wrong places.

https://i.imgur.com/enMZIU0.png

Bad enough that the set in the center is not just behind the door, but also appearing to stick out further than the stopper, but also that there's another television set located six feet away.

Anyway. Feel free to say hi to Lou and Kenny while you're here.

Rare example of getting married AND keeping your beer sign.

https://i.imgur.com/OWc1qI8.png

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140779604#/?channel=RES_BUY

OK wow

reminds me of the “womb chairs” they had at my undergraduate institution

I love those kind of slideshows.

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