Worst ever festival line up?

Oh yeah, Big Ears all the way. I'm done with the big mega-festivals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTLRQOOFAw

between winter jazzfest and globalfest, i saw like 18 sets over the mlk weekend. festivals can be fun!

odesza taking over the world due to people a few years younger than me is def one of the biggest things i have no clue about

the last festival I went to that wasn't local was Unsound in 2019, so I'm probably due

i'm going to Hell in the Harbor metal (outdoor) fest in May. haven't been to Baltimore since 2016 so will be nice. logistics going t o be 'fun' to work out but overdue.

festivals ultimately though are as good as the people putting them on. there are good festivals, there are bad festivals.

I get frustrated at the festivals that constantly require you to make poison pill choices between bands because everybody you want to see is playing opposite each other. that's the downside of those festivals that are packed with too many acts in a single day. also hate ones that have excess sound bleed due to stages being too close to each other. feels like sometimes listening to a Charles Ives piece.

I also prefer to take breaks. cannot sit through like 6 straight bands for like 8 hours. during the 70000 Tons of Metal Cruise I only ever saw 4 bands a day, whereas friends of mine made it to like 30-40 sets. I picked the ones most important to me and had a blast and yeah I missed a few I'd have liked to see but i wouldn't have enjoyed them if I got no breather.

it's a balancing act and criticizing other people for not being able to maintain a self-appointed quota is a fool's game.

Struggling to process this powerfully weird lineup. pic.twitter.com/idUYlRR9aj

— King Kitt, Bin Goblin (@IndustrialPet) January 22, 2023

damn Just Like Heaven with the big 'hey sorry you're 30 now but come relive college days' energies

Is that real?

I cannot possibly count the times in my life I wanted to see both Big Country and Nazareth

But really the hidden gem here is two chances to see Drew Dixon.

so many bands where the lead singer is dead

BAY CITY ROLLERS

If I remember correctly, Rednex are now a franchise - if you have the necessary funds, YOU can start your own local branch of the Cotton-Eyed Joe hitmakers

— 🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 (@robmesure) January 23, 2023

Per wiki

In early 2018 the Rednex performer pool grew to include 17 people... During the same weekend, August 10-12th, Rednex performed with three different line-ups in three different territories, totaling 13 performers, which was a new record. Zoe, Moe Lester the Limp, Spades and Pervis the Palergator did shows in Romania and Hungary, while Billy Ray, Ace Ratclaw, Boneduster Crock, Misty Mae and Jiggie McClagganahan did shows in East Germany (Berlin & Schwerin), and Abby Hick, Rattler, Cash and Joe Cagg did shows in West Germany (Bonn & Frankfurt).

Where did you come from, Crock Jiggie Hick

Your Favorite Member of Rednex

Moe Lester the Limp was totally robbed in that poll

damn Just Like Heaven with the big 'hey sorry you're 30 now but come relive college days' energies

― nashwan, Monday, January 23, 2023 3:45 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

our goal is to see YYYs. Babysitter, travel, and hotel line items in google docs. Nearly 40, though.

last festival I attended was PMF 2006. Paul Rudd is my shrink. I'm taking him and his friends.

xp If you can swing it, I recommend getting the “VIP” tickets… having access to those viewing areas was great when we went last year.

we were just debating it, so thank you for that info.

in general, VIP stands for "Very Important Payment (to make if you're over 40 and want to sit comfortably and enjoy the show)"

Yes, we did it. We go to the local bowl for shows, but this will be the one festival we attend for at least the year. Got to make the most of it.

i got VIP tix for Hell in the Harbor which comes with a free satanic pancake breakfast

(oh and free bloody maries at said Breakfast, which honestly I care more about than the pancakes)

Brunch in LA is satanic by default

since we've started posting good lineups here as well, a mini festival in Tampa on 4/28 has:

Ice Cube
JJ Fad
2 Live Crew
Color Me Badd
Bone Thugs
Lisa Lisa

this sounds like a party yo

Dang

Not music but sod it
https://i.imgur.com/EEK3tf4.jpg

Fuck me Bobby Davro's still alive?!

I liked him when I was a young kid. I remember Duncan Norvelle and didn't find him funny. The rest I don't recognise the names tbh but Jim Davidson/Garry Bushell is a nightmare.

if we get these proper comedians recreating this then it might be worth that £27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYBpZ70y70

Ricky Lane is a Bernard Manning tribute act.

into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2) at 5:44 23 Feb 23

Fuck me Bobby Davro's still alive?!

https://preview.redd.it/0md4tpzn1gma1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c57a6569f7cc5d7c491befa80a367ca3169fd8fd

you win, that's the worst

Is eventbright.com a typo or is that actually an alt-right eventbrite clone?

looks like the former domain redirects to the latter

I stand corrected, the main domain redirects but their stone one does not so they typo'ed it

fwiw it's hosted by the new york young re publican club and only lists the location as "little italy"

Russia vs. Ukraine Burlesque:
Dance battle & hors-d'oeuvres

Wtf?

probably best not to look too deeply into that

They got Chinese Spy Balloon to spin records? That guy's been around for ages.

I am not really comfortable with how much that poster amuses me.

imagine going back to 1993 and telling Suede that in 30 years they'd be joint headlining a festival with John Major

The KITE 2023 line up so far.

Which sessions will you be attending? Where will you be dancing when the sun sets?

Tickets - https://t.co/pCV9zgHGQP pic.twitter.com/4YRNLege35

— KITE Festival (@KiteFSTVL) March 22, 2023

I’ll be dancing to Sir John Major as the sun sets

Festivals of ideas must be stopped.

"Polly Toynbee & Darren McGarvey"

the cannon & ball "odd couple" of centre-left political debate, brought in to shake things up a bit. They finish the set with a storming rendition of "together we'll be ok".

Just giving fodder to hecklers, this festival