I asked ChatGPT
Why wasn't Hitler a balrog?Hitler was not a balrog because balrogs are fictional creatures from the fantasy world of Middle-earth, created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Hitler was a real historical figure and the leader of Nazi Germany during World War II. He had no supernatural powers or abilities and was not a mythical creature.James ErringtonWhy wasn't Sauron a balrog?Sauron was not a balrog either because, like Hitler, Sauron is a fictional character from the fantasy world of Middle-earth created by J.R.R. Tolkien. In the story, Sauron was a powerful dark lord and the main antagonist of the "Lord of the Rings" series. Balrogs were powerful demons that served Sauron, but Sauron himself was not a balrog. He was a Maia, a spirit of fire and magic, and took on various forms throughout the story, including that of a giant flaming eye.
Hitler was not a balrog because balrogs are fictional creatures from the fantasy world of Middle-earth, created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Hitler was a real historical figure and the leader of Nazi Germany during World War II. He had no supernatural powers or abilities and was not a mythical creature.James Errington
Why wasn't Sauron a balrog?
Sauron was not a balrog either because, like Hitler, Sauron is a fictional character from the fantasy world of Middle-earth created by J.R.R. Tolkien. In the story, Sauron was a powerful dark lord and the main antagonist of the "Lord of the Rings" series. Balrogs were powerful demons that served Sauron, but Sauron himself was not a balrog. He was a Maia, a spirit of fire and magic, and took on various forms throughout the story, including that of a giant flaming eye.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 13:17 (one year ago) link
Oops, my actual name seems to be in there for some reason
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 13:18 (one year ago) link
Not like it's a secret anyway.
nice to meet you, Sauron!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link
spent too long deliberating over whether to go for Tolkien or Sauron
― imago, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link
At least I'm not a balrog or Hitler I guess
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link
"what is the single most useless thing ever"
― mark s, Saturday, 21 January 2023 11:18 (one year ago) link
bit meta
― Kieth Encounter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2023 12:12 (one year ago) link
I'm not touching Quora again until they get rid of the "It's OK to be White" topic.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 21 January 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link
I’m being advertised a comedy podcast called quorators where the hosts discuss a different quora q each ep — much as you don’t need to click thru from the digest emails (or even open them) to get the best from this site, I will never actually listen to this podcast but the latest ep is a good one:Is fishing cruel to fish
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 27 January 2023 10:47 (one year ago) link
Did Joseph Stalin actually try to breed chimpanzees with humans? What was the outcome?
― calzino, Friday, 27 January 2023 10:53 (one year ago) link
"I Hired An Escort and my best friend’s mum turned up"
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― mark s, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 11:39 (five months ago) link
Q: Why does Putin always keep his right arm still when he walks, only swinging the left one?A: Putin's way of walking comes from his training with the KGB
― mark s, Monday, 13 May 2024 18:04 (three months ago) link
staring at this, trying to work out the joke...
― that's that me: a Viking (seandalai), Monday, 13 May 2024 18:59 (three months ago) link
i just thought it was a weird non-sequitur but apparently it's a respected theory!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunslinger%27s_gait
― mark s, Monday, 13 May 2024 19:15 (three months ago) link
such juvenile John Wayne machismo bs. I thought the KGB were better than this!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 13 May 2024 19:32 (three months ago) link
aren't they supposed to be SECRET agents?
― mark s, Monday, 13 May 2024 19:35 (three months ago) link
walking like you are concealing a bottle of booze in yr right sleeve would make you look more like Yeltsin
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 13 May 2024 19:54 (three months ago) link